1 year ago

My Crush Has Doggie Breath!

OMG, you guys. Anybody have nose plugs?

There’s this guy that I really like (let’s just call him JW), who is the cutest EVER. Seriously, he looks like Nick Jonas. But his breath really reeks! Whenever I see him, I have to almost wear a gas mask.

The thing is, I think he’s about to ask me out. But I don’t know if I could endure the toxic fumes for long. (We’re talking nasty, people. Biohazard alert!)

Is there a way to tell him NICELY that he should eat a breath mint…or twenty? Maybe offer him some gum? Or a jug of mouthwash?

Or should I just suck it up and hope the smell doesn’t make me wanna puke?

— Carla, 14, Monmouth, IL

That totally stinks, Carla! We know that bad breath can be a mood-killer, but if you really like the guy, it shouldn’t be a dealbreaker.

I would say you should ALWAYS take out a pack of Altoids or some other minty product whenever you’re around him. Then just slyly offer him some.

And if that doesn’t work — try to catch a cold! Your mucus-filled sinuses will never know the difference. Or practice kissing Fido. Maybe you can build up an immunity!

But what do YOU guys think? Is there a way for her to give the mint hint without scaring off her crush? I mean, the guy looks like Nick!

 
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ya haha gum or a mint haha i would take it if u offred

 
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keep offering him minty gum,it works .everyone loves gum!

 
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do nothing Nick Jnas isnt cute

 
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keep offering him minty gum,it works .everyone loves gum!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! Its kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its so weird!

 
 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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leave a pack of gum at his locker works every time. :)

 
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Oh by the way taylor lautner is too hot!

 
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I dont think I could date him. What if he tried to kiss you with his biohazardous mouth??

 
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dont date him if you cant stand his breath!!!!!!

 
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its not nice to tell him that, HEY YOU DO YOU KNOW YOUR BREATH STINKS? noooo dont do that....... and you dont really like him, you only like his looks,which is really shallow, if you like the guy you wouldnt care about his stinky breath, you know, you people are shallow,i mean vampires?sexy warewolf?thats all you ever care about!!!thats just wrong

 
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he looks like nick? no. wait for a taylor lautner look alike....and if u find a RPattz lookalike, send him my way!!!!!!!!!!

 
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nick? IGNORE HIM! wait for a vampire...or a sexy werewolf...

 
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nick isnt that cute. now if it was taylor lautner....

 
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try Stride or 5 gum, they last long even tho Stride lasts even longer than 5. prefer 5 tho its yummy!!!

 
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well.. if your using him onlii cuz he loooks like nick jonas... that is bad. And make sumone (like ur bfffffll or his) to tell him. or when yur kissing slip the gum in his pocket and be like "do you have gum, im craving gum" and he would find it in his pocket then be like it's ok you can have it!

 
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well nick is gross looking

 
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My bf has that prob a little and i looked 4 a gum he never tried i found bubblemint and he is hooked on it now (thanx 2 me i give him like 20 peices a day whoo hoo)

 
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Gum works best... if you offer mints or something they might get the message of how bad their breath smells. Gumm is sort of like candy...

 
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Gum works best... if you offer mints or something they might get the message of how bad their breath smells. Gumm is sort of like candy...

 
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Girlfriiend, just tell the boy the truth. If he likes you that much, than he should know you're not making fun of him

 
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OK, I was born in LA and I moved to boring old rochester. :( 5 DAYS IN A CAR DRIVING FROM LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA TO ROCHESTER!!! and also i have 3 bros and a dad so no one knows bad breath like i do. us all a favor and offer the dude SOME GUM!!!!!!

 
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Just say "Hey, I got some gum in my pocket. Do you want one?" Then so he won't get suspicious eat some gum to. And so he won't feel bad or embarresed.This is the nicest way I can say you can clean that smelly mouth.

 
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Well if he really looks like nick jonas, offer him some gum! P.S. Stride gum lasts a really long time.

 
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Excuse me. Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. I am from Canada and too poorly know English, tell me whether I wrote the following sentence: "In reading newspapers, books and magazines from the th century you will invarably notice that an." Thank :-D Yogi.

 
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That's not even a story, thats just a problem, post your problems on a different site, like dr. phil's website (if he even has one)

 
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whenever ur around him take out some gum(minty) and offer him some. If he doesn't take some breath through ur mouth

 
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u r not mrs.cullen!

 
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omg reminds me of my ex . I broke up with him cuz of tht. just kidding. he wuldnt brush his teeth at all. his teeth were like big time yellow and smelled horrible. but he's really cute and I really liked him. so I stayed but then things didn't work out so whatever. but yeah. sorry idk what to do bcuz I had tht problem too :/ I wish I knew what to do. lol

 
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nasty

 
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I tot agree with the 1 below me...

 
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WELL every1 says tat gum or mints n yeah but i have another idea ..... get someone u really really trust n wont betray u ( maybe ur bff ) to like tell him about his problem that way u wont b mean to him n ur bff will do ur dirty work n its not like ur bff will care if he gets mad at her

 
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WELL every1 says tat gum or mints n yeah but i have another idea ..... get someone u really really trust n wont betray u ( maybe ur bff ) to like tell him about his problem that way u wont b mean to him n ur bff will do ur dirty work n its not like ur bff will care if he gets mad at her

 
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WELL every1 says tat gum or mints n yeah but i have another idea ..... get someone u really really trust n wont betray u ( maybe ur bff ) to like tell him about his problem that way u wont b mean to him n ur bff will do ur dirty work n its not like ur bff will care if he gets mad at her

 
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Offer him some mints/gum every day u see him so his breath doesnt smell so bad.

 
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offer some mints. or gum. it should help his smelly problem.

 
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I think you shood sudenly love mints! Not gum cause u cant kiss with gum in ur mouth ;]

 
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just give him a piece of gum so his breath doesn't smell like shit

 
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you should just take out a piece of gum in front of him and pop it in your mouth when he's looking and casually hand him a piece and say "want one?"

 
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wow that sux

 
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u should be chewing gum and then day u want some and if he says no say try it its really good! make sure u get him 2 have it! btw- dont kiss him!

 
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If you really like him, tell him the truth. If I were you, I would so go for it, he look's like NICK JONAS! HAWT!!!

 
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if he asks u out say u will go with him on 1 condition. if he brushes his teeth or at least has a mini bottle of listerine that u can squirt. u no those itty bitty ones u c guys on tv do wen there gf goes 2 get more popcorn. kissy fresh!=D

 
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i agree you should get some gum or mints and offer him some.

 
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I agree with a lot of the other people. Take out a piece of gum or a mint and then offer him one. He'll probably say yes. If he doesn't then...I have no clue. Good luck!!

 
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U know how it is just take some gum out of ur purse eat 1 then ask him if he wants 1

 
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hmm...well offer him some mints or gum. or if you're talking to your friends with in his hearing range say something like "I really hate it when guys have bad breath!" good luck!

 
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if he cares about you he'll brush his teeth with mint

 
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GROSS, IF HE REALLY LIKED YOU HE SHOULD UNERSTAND

 
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i wont kiss my bf if he has doggie breath

 
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