3 months ago

My Crush Made Me Carsick!

I was hanging out on my porch the other day, just listening to some music, when a car I had never seen before came up my driveway. And out popped my crush Amy!!
 
She had just gotten his permit and wanted to take me for a ride! How could I say no?!
 
So I hopped in the passenger's side and we went off for a road trip.
 
But it was hardly a relaxing drive. Amy was a terrible driver (almost like a Cullen)! We were swerving and hitting all the potholes, and I'm not so good with motion sickness in the first place!
 
I tried to hold it in, but soon enough, I couldn't take it any longer — I totally puked all over her car!
 
Amy drove me right home and kicked me out of the car. We went from romance to road rage!
 
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i dont think she kicked you out because you threw up in her car. i think its cause you're a guy and you read twilight

 
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omg

 
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adivice quad: Next time ask her that YOU could drive the car, come on,Darryl, your, SIXTEEN!!!!!!! (they drive) BTW, bring a buckett next time

 
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do you see my comment

 
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why did you get in the ar in the first place

 
 
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HAHAHA how did she get her permit

 
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oh wow dude. hahaha, dats iz so dumb. if she cant drive, why would she get a drivers permit?? lmao

 
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lio t ilynick i saw that 2 hahahahaha

 
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haha it says- she had just got his permit=] haha

 
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srry to hear about the motion sickness if she doesn't forgive u then she not really worth u crushing on. lol looks like u getting lots of attenion on here by knowing a little about twilight lol

 
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omg thats so embarrasing lol..

 
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oh my god i would so take you back if you puked in my car lol you actually KNOW who edward cullen iss!!!

 
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nice real nice

 
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they wrote his permit by mistake they make alot of mistakes...a guy knows who edward cullen is?!

 
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She had just gotten his permit um i thought it was a girl?

 
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love sucks :(

 
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wow. hmmm, i wonder if she was trying to make you sick.... it's ok though. its not your fault you get motion sickness. if she really liked you she would accept it. if she dosent, then shes not the girl for you. just move on cuz it sounds like she dosent accept it and is wrong for you. you should find someone who accepts you for you. and ignores all the quirks. in fact, you should find someone who not only accepts them, but invites them in. everyone has them, and if you didn't have any, then you would probably be dead. she probably has a bigger quirk than you, so don't worry because there are a bunch of girls out there, and one of them is the right one for you. Amy wasent. oh well. (and eleakk under me, oh yeah verry sensitive. you should get over yourself.)

 
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YUCKKKKY!! if that was me i wouldnt f***in kicked ur a$$

 
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gross. smooth, dude...smooooooth.

 
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you said his car not her moron

 
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you said his car not her moron

 
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hE SAID SHE WAS A GUY THEN A GIRL THEN A GUY...OK..WELL DON'T RIDE IN HER CAR THEN!!!

 
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it's okay u only puked. sure it smells bad and looks gross but everyone does it. it shouldn't change ur relationship or whatever you have with her. sometimes u can swallow it. just laugh with her and tell her how great she is. or u can just tell her it was all a joke it wasn't really puke.

 
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yeah i agree with Kgal364

 
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ya, but a little crazy .. and fast(: to the coment below me

 
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Don't Cullens drive really good?

 
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Haha i think u made mistake wit the his instead of her but anyway i agree with kgal364

 
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omg u could of just told her to try to drive better

 
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ooo i get it cuz THE CULLENS R THE WORST DRIVERS ON EARTH!!!! THEY GO SO FAST AND NEVER HIT ANYTHING CUZ THEY RUN SO FAST IF THE WANT TO GO THAT FAST WHY CANT THEY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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i hope u meant her!

 
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Yikes!! She's uh something....

 
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Um,The Cullens are GOOD drivers....thats why when edward goes 100 miles per hour he never crashes.

 
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u made a mistake:SHE had just gotten HIS? permit. anywho thats a funny storie!

 
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She's so mean.I mean i'd be pissed but I wouldn't b so mean.It's her stupid fault!Get over it and her.You'll fine someone else.

 
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That sucks dude! I would've laughed and then stopped at a cleaners.

 
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she is jus so mean!!!!! ahe couldve jus lafed and said ' well thts gonna b 1 tough stain 2 get out!!' lol but if it smelled..... well thts jus another story.....

 
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OMG!That sucks!

 
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dont u mean HER not HIS and btw my name is amy!

 
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aww poor you! she should have at least helped you out of the car and besides she WAS the one who asked you to come along the ride in the first place!!! Totally rude..

 
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aww poor thing! she should have at least helped you out of the car and besides she WAS the one who asked you to come along the ride in the first place!!! Totally rude..

 
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there is a typo... it should say 'She had just gotten HER permit...'

 
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same here CrazyGirl557

 
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OMG I would never done that! I would have help you!

 
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That sucks! If it were me, I probably would've laughed (dispite the nastiness) XD

 
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cool

 
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If She was a terrible Driver How Did She get her permit?

 
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that sux 4 u...and dont u mean she just got HER permit??n btw my name is amy too...

 
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that really stinks hope she looks past it and gives u another shot

 
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"almost like a Cullen" lol

 
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