1 year ago

My Crush Sat In My Messy Seat!

OMG, you wanna hear something really embarrassing?

A few months ago, I got my period really bad during a test at school and the teacher said, "No going to the bathroom no matter what." Um, excuse me...what if it's an emergency?

So I sat through the test feeling disgusting. And when I got up after it was over, my chair had blood spots on it. Gross!

I ran out of the class so quickly that I forgot to grab my books for the next class. When I went back to get them, there was another class in session...

And there was my crush Drake sitting in the bloody seat I left, wearing khaki pants!

The worst part is that when he got up, he had a blood spot on his butt and everyone noticed.

They were all making fun of him and he totally knew I was to blame.

Of course, Drake hasn't talked to me since. What a bloody disaster!

 
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i always think that imma get my period in swimming lessons! and i feel the signs of period every lesson and mom wont let me wear tampons!

 
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omg im scared!!! cuz i havent started my period so wat if it happens 2 me like that ahhhhhhh so where a pad every single day haha

 
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omg im scared!!! cuz i havent started my period so wat if it happens 2 me like that ahhhhhhh so where a pad every single day haha

 
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i always think that's goin to happen to me! :( srry

 
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:((((((((((((

 
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:)

 
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woahh! im so sorry to hear tht!

 
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woahh! im so sorry to hear tht!

 
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im lucky..i never had heavy days during school =)

 
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ya it does

 
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omg! im soooooooo super sorry! that sounds horrible! :(

 
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thats why when i get my period i wear black jeans no skirts but then again my uniform is black jeans and a white t

 
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wow

 
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"Bloody disaster"? That happned to me not to long ago.I had a heavy day and it was after lunch so I couldn't get any pads.I went t the bathroom during 5th period and stuffed toilet paper in my underwear.Too late,it sank tho and I had a huge stain in my jeans.luckly my shirt was long enough to hide it and I had my sweater, but still it was N-A-S-T-Y. How did he know tho???

 
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hahaha . you suck

 
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:( srry but if i were u i would run out!!

 
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:( sorry

 
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oh my god so i have a guy math teacher right, and i was really crampy, and i had my period really heavy, and we had a rly big test, and he was like dont go 2 the b-room and then i practically had 2 annouce it 2 him, and he still didnt let me go!

 
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you should have told your teacher about the period.

 
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had my period one time in gym class and i was cramping too and i had a guy coach and i was giveing him ints that i cant play i had my period. stupid dude didnt understand so i had to tell him straight up im like hhh i have my period and his face tottaly changed lol dudes are so clueless and should not freak out over it all girls have it. GET OVER IT

 
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PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.

 
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Here's a tip: wear a pad or panty liner a few days before your period starts! and then wear two pads, and two pairs of underwear! nobody can tell unless your wearin tight clothing

 
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so glad that i go to an all girls school. all the teachers (even the guy teachers) will let you go to the nurse if that is necessary.

 
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Clarissa should have told her teacher about her period.

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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oh uh, where's this fake, weird, gross, pathetic story that "Pam" made up? the one that mainly all of you guys are talking about? i don't see it anywhere :S

 
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oh my... i feel SOOOOO sorry for you! i would be freaking HUMILIATED to no end if that happened to me!! anyways, i'm 14, and i was 13 when i got my period. i got it on track and field--NIGHT!! thankgoodness it wasn't during the day while doing the events like high jump, long jump, etc., along with all of the races! :| it's been a year now, because our next track and field day is on wednesday(may 27) lol.. SOOO sorry for you! hope things get better for you!!! ps. who uses tampons? i use pads. is that weird or anything? xD

 
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teachers are so stupid sometimes. screw the teacher. i would've just left if it was an emergency like THAT.. she would've understood anyways, so i doubt you'd get in much trouble, like especially if you had just went up to her and talked about your little problem. if she still didn't let you, after you talked to her about it, then she's not a very good teacher.. so second step would be just leaving.

 
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boys need 2 get over gurl things! they need 2 hav a period 4 @ LEAST 1 month and c wat gurls hav 2 go through! not 2 mention the cramping! AND HE SHOULD 4GIV U!

 
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Me Too i was so scared that happended like two weeks ago for me thank god no one noticed but my friends natalie and then i ran to the bath room and changed

 
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its normal for a girl to get her period guys need to get over it

 
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omg. wow. i would wear a paper bag to school for the rest of my life now. lol. haha.

 
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AHHHH i feel ur pain!

 
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I feel sorry 4 u. =(

 
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OMG the same thing happen to me when i was in class too!! good thing no one know that was my blood.

 
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dont worry about him. what about YOU?!?! sure hope you were wearing black pants not something like white. and person WAAAAAAYYYY down there, if u cross ur legs, that wont help it'll still leak through

 
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yea u should of told the teacher what was going on!

 
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Is Clarissa's teacher a guy or girl.If girl then her teacher should know about periods.

 
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Clarissa should have told her teacher about it.

 
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Clarissa should have told her teacher about her period.

 
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Why didn't clarissa tell her teacher about her period.

 
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the story i read b4 this one starred clarrisa too!

 
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that is what happened 2 me, except i was in the lunchroom and they sent me home. n` basketballgirl25, u r an idiot, and robpatzluvr, i only use pads. i don`t know how and i`m scared 2 try.

 
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girls get their periods all the time. guys need to get over it. SERIOUSLY!!!

 
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basketballgirl25 you are wrong you OBVIOUSLY have never had your period before. I have had my period for almost two years and that does happen to me sometimes. o and robpatzluvr i live in hawaii and i know how you feel i only use pads, i am afraid to use tampons, and i go to the beach and pool with friends all the time so sometimes i have to tell them ill go but i wont go in the water. they immediately get what im saying.

 
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GROSS

 
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that happened 2 me but no one sat there

 
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