5 months ago
My Crush Saw Me Pee In The Lake!
Submitted by Henry (14), from Concord, VT
My best friend Jeff has a lake house, and he invited a bunch of us to go stay at it for the weekend. I was really excited — especially when I found out that my crush, Renee, was coming along!We had a picnic lunch, and I must have had about 10 Dr. Peppers. So delicious! Then, we went for a dip in the lake.
Soon, those Dr. Peppers came back to haunt me — I had to pee, big time! The good part? I could pee right there in the lake!
So, I swam a little bit further out, to find some water no one was in. After about a minute treading water and debating it, I went for it!
It felt sooo good — until I heard someone scream "eww!" I turned around, and saw that it was Renee! She had swim out to surprise me, but as soon as she got to me, she felt the water getting all warm and stuff!
I tried to make excuses, but she knew the truth — she swam in my pee! She swam right back and didn't talk to me the rest of the weekend.
Let's just say I'll be using the bathroom from now on.
You couldn't have gone to the bathroom?
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww ww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg thats crazy
ewwwwwwwww your gross and you posted this ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wow, you peed in a Lake!!! That's, soooo ironic when she caught u red handed! More like she caught the Pee-Pee bandint! Oh, so, sad....
Well, Weren't u being smart! EWW!
good idea.
ok, well you are already swimming in fish pee, so whats so wrong with adding some of your own. everyone does it. who dosent? next time, (just keep moving around and nobody notices.) but renee probably peed in the lake at least 2 times in that one swim. so shes a hypocrite. ya and go ahead and tell her i said that too, she needs to know, and she can get over herself. mabye she dosent deserve you and you can find someone who you deserve. it will work out.
agree with anonymous and ginaqueenbear10! God, wo doesn't pee in lakes? But i guess if you knew you were swimmin' in pee!? hey--is that why some lakes are warmer at some places than at others?
EW!
i agree with Anonymous im not scared
So? I'm a girl and I'm not afraid to pee in lakes!
eeew. i would hate to be her what was you thinking peeing in a lake. its bad enough that people pee in bushes but now lakes. that means if it rains on an apple tree and you eat an apple you could be eating you pee because of all the water cycle. its well boring. we had a hundred minute lesson on it then we had to write three pages, both sides about it.
gross! pervert! thats what u get though, she'll never talk to you again! HAHAHA!
i feel sorry for him....and her....but it would be slakk if she told everyone.....
disgusting!somethin 2 expect from a guy though.
ull never go out with her ha ha ha
haha ur life stinkz
haha tht really stinx
haha tht really stinx
hahaha
tat wouldve been a semi smart thing to do at the BEACH. where there are no toilets for a long walk. but at a lake, SMOOTH MOVE RETARD!!!
That's nasty. Go inside next time u lazy bum.
That's nasty. Go inside next time u lazy bum.
HAHA thats so ssf so so funny!!!!!(:
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pic looks like Zac Efron
that pic freaks me out so much, the guy looks so bony! >.<
hey, there's this new invention called a toilet.
hey nandjallday my name is rene!!!!
well at least she wanted to surprize u!!!!!! and u shouldnt have eaten 10 dr. peppers so all i can say is i feel sorry for u!!!!!!
i feel realy bad for u but seriously u really shouldn't have drank all dat Dr.Pepper then that would never had happened ._.''''
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loser i dont get it just swim in and pee if u cant who drinks 10 dr peppers think about it who likes someone named renee your next crush will be like delores or somting
I feel sorry for you, must have been embarassing but still....kinda disgusting.
I agree with rockerchick .... or i would have went in thee bushes .....
why did you stand in one spot. and peeing the water is no big thing, i do it all the time, and fish pee in that water. and other animals .so no no no no big big big DEAL DEAL DEAL!
why did you stand in one spot. and peeing the water is no big thing, i do it all the time, and fish pee in that water. and other animals .so no no no no big big big DEAL DEAL DEAL!
sooooo gross!
awwwwwwwwwww
this is sooooo gross but its pretty funny
this is sooooo gross but its pretty funny
i agree with rockerchick i move around lol
THT IS WHY I MOVE AROUND WHILE IM DOING IT! SO IT SPREADS AND IT IS EQUAL WITH THE CALD OR WARM LAKE WATER!
Should of went behind a bush
Im so sorry that happened but that was a bad idea you should stick to a bath room
no its zac efron
OMG! I feel sooooo srry for u! I can onlyimagine the embarisment!
he doesnt look like zac efron! he looks like the guy who plays wilder from the latest buzz.