2 weeks ago

My Crush Saw Me Sleeping With a Toy!


Last week, I was all set to work with this cutie, Chris, on our history project after school, but he couldn't come over until after soccer practice. Totally fine by me: I’d have time to take a nap and straighten my hair.

I told my mom to just let me know when he arrived so I could do a last-minute prep. So I set my alarm and passed out, clutching my new fave thing — my Edward Cullen doll (sooo dreamy even in plastic!).

I was in the middle of a dream in which Edward was saving me from the Volturi when I felt something touch my shoulder. So imagine my surprise when I'm woken up by someone nudging me awake. It was Chris! My mom had let him in!

It turned out that soccer practice was cancelled, so he arrived early and totally seen me sleeping with a toy! Even worse, he laughed because he said I was muttering "Edward" in my sleep!

We did finish our project, but as far as getting closer to Chris... well, let’s just say, I put those chances to rest.

 

 
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lol! sry i don't know why im laughing but that sort of sux

 
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vote gloriana!!!!http://abc.go .com/shows/american-music -awards/breakthrough

 
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heyyy im on my lg view phone!

 
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they should make a jusin bieber doll i would buy it lol

 
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lol i had a dream i was on the tv show 'Big Brother (the half million dollar summer game show)' and i muttered 'Ok everyone time for the veto meetin...' and mom heard what i said it was so humiliating!

 
 
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sorry, i meant lasted

 
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well and the hair only laster like 1 day, i got stuck to him!

 
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and i had to use a HELLA amount of nonstinky hairspray to get Zedwards hair just right

 
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my mom saw the price of an Edward doll, and told me i cant buy it (was she for real?) so i had to get creative! I found this Zac Efron doll i used to have as a kid (part of the HSM doll collection i had) and it looked like Edward, so i now have a... i guess its called a Zedward Eflen doll?

 
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there's an edward doll i think talor launter is 70x hotter though expessialy without wig

 
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Edward is retarded. so undreamy. yuck

 
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wow i've been there!

 
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OME! i want an edward doll to hod when i sleep! but i'll just make do with my life-sized edward card boared cut-out watching over me as i sleep!!!

 
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r ernrgrehrg wefoihweof eoigfh

 
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lol he and the doll are creepy iHEARTtwilight!!

 
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lol he and the doll are creepy iHEARTtwilight!!

 
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lol he and the doll are creepy iHEARTtwilight!!

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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awww,tht must suck..srry to hear tht..

 
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btw that edward DOLL is creepyy!!! O_O

 
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btw that edward DOLL is creepyy!!! O_O

 
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LMAO! BUT MY MOM WOULD NEVER LET A GUY, COMe IN MY ROOM WHEN I'M SLEEPING!!!!!!!!! but see thats what happens, lol : )

 
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LMAO! BUT MY MOM WOULD NEVER LET A GUY, COMe IN MY ROOM WHEN I'M SLEEPING!!!!!!!!! but see thats what happens, lol : )

 
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LMAO! BUT MY MOM WOULD NEVER LET A GUY, COMe IN MY ROOM WHEN I'M SLEEPING!!!!!!!!! but see thats what happens, lol : )

 
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haha hill probubly tell ppl you slept with a fag!

 
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agree with below comment

 
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HOW COULD UR MOTHER LET HIM INTO YOUR ROOM THAT WASN'T A WISE THING TO DO????????!!!!!!!!!!

 
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that sucks

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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i think sleeping with a doll is fine i still sleep with my teddy bear. but i dont get y everyone likes edward i think hes kinda ugly (sorry rob lovers)

 
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i think sleeping with a doll is fine i still sleep with my teddy bear. but i dont get y everyone likes edward i think hes kinda ugly (sorry rob lovers)

 
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That sux well its just a Doll it's not like u sleep with Hello Kitty or Dora tell him " You gotta except me and my doll"

 
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Haha, I talk in my sleep. I once even said "Edward, stop biting my pillows" you know, from Breaking Dawn when Bella and Edward sleep together and he bites the pillows. Lol, I've spilled all my secrets in my sleep.

 
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Theres nothing wrong with sleeping with a edward doll, i think everyone tends to I still sleep with a toy penguin but luckily no-one has seen me with it, that must have been pretty embarrising

 
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aw nuthins rong with sleeping with a edward doll xD well nuthin happened 2 me like that...yet

 
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they need jacob dolls. robert is so over rated...

 
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in my sleep me mom says i say "oh edward i luvvvvvvv you" and ive heard me sister say "james,edward,must destroy Bella(me)" my sister is evil shes even team james and HATES ME

 
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i wish i go t the doll

 
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OMG!! I DID THE SAME THING EXEPT I DID NOT HAVE ANYONE COME OVER... :)

 
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that is kinda weird

 
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at least he laughed

 
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That's horrible.But hey its not that bad at least he wasnt a total jerk about it.Ur chances arent totally up yet.

 
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Holy Crud! I like a guy named Chris! And he does soccer, too! And I LOVE Edward Cullen! CRAZY!

 
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ahhh how sad

 
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hahaha

 
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hahahaha

 
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That would suck but i would love to have one of those Edward dolls and have dreams of Edward. But i have had four dreams with my crush in them in the past weeK! SO AWESOME! Even though in one he just made a cameo. Still AWESOME!

 
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hmm.. that sounds too fake.. muttering "Edward" in your sleep? yeah right!

 
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thats not embarrasing its just a doll =P

 
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Why would you take a nap,.. ?

 
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