1 year ago

My Crush Saw My Dad's Butt Crack!

A few weeks ago, my crush Kyle drove over to my house...but got a flat tire as he pulled into our driveway.

Kyle thought he could fix it himself, but my dad loves tinkering with cars, so he came out to help.

What WASN'T helpful? The fact that my dad never wears pants that fit... 

As Kyle and I stood around watching my dad try to get the broken tire off, we looked down and could see that his jeans had slid down.

You could totally see his butt. So gross!

Too make things worse my dad said, "I'm can't find the crack in the tire. Can you Kyle?"

That was just too much. My crush started cracking up (no pun intended). And my face turned bright red.

Next time, just say no to crack, dad! 

 
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that all to crack the dude up

 
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hey i feel for you and anonymous you seeem cool i would let my crush see me too.so next time i might end up topless at the beach and bottom less

 
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wow rotflmfao

 
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wow...i would be embarressed!

 
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wow...lolz couldnt u tell ur dad 2 pull his pants up.. dat would have been a smart idea

 
 
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HEHE!!!That rlly funny!!!!

 
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LOL

 
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awww

 
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wow! now that was embarrassing!!

 
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lol thats so funny

 
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LOL!!!!---vfc#1fan

 
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cool hahahahahahah cool hahahahaha great hahahahaha not funny hahahahah

 
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HILARIOUS!!! XD

 
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Lolz!

 
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Lolz!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!!

 
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thta is very gross and disgusting im sorry but no ifence

 
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wow rofl no offense but i would throw up!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!!

 
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Lol, I am so laughing I just chocked on myy punch!

 
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no offens but that was hillariouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man, i am sooooooooo glad im not you

 
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ew that is sick and wrong

 
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Trust me you will laugh so hard when you think of this story a a few years!

 
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He should have added, "Has your mom finished the buns in the oven yet?" I would have started cracking up if I were you (it always works)

 
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ha well my dad demonstrated floods in the mall.....parents are sooo embarassing

 
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u have to live with it....once my dad pretended he was gonna shot my boyfriend...bye bye luke

 
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haha all dad's are embarrassing so don't feel bad

 
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u can't pick ur dad or how well his pants fit

 
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dads what are you going to do

 
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just laugh it off lol. my dad would do that

 
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lololol thats great just laugh it out and see if he'll come over again

 
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sorry no advice

 
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ROTFLE! that's hilarious. like reeeeaaallllyyyy hilarious! i'm showing this one to my friends.

 
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Ha! Just think of it as if you were the crush and the crush was you. It will seem funny.

 
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I'm glad thats not my dad, but his pants do fall down, but not all the way.

 
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Ha I would have laughed too.

 
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wow thats so funny and really embarassing. wow.

 
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Hahah!! That is kinda embarrassing, but the fact that he coincedentally said: "I can't find the crack." Makes it really funny. Lol!!

 
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OMG That's Funny!!!! -Belle

 
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you need to calm the hell down...Listen I understand, "OMG a buttcrack, GROSS!". THeres way worse things to see out there than an ass-crack...man up and deal with it!

 
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haha tht would suck.. tho my dad is twice as embarassing as tht =[

 
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LMAO..!!! THATS HILARIOUS..

 
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LMFAO!!!!!!!! haha. say no to crack. hah :)

 
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GOSH...if my Girlfriend showed me her dad'z butt i would do da same hahahaha datz damn funny!

 
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omg

 
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um mkay then

 
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HAHAHAHAHhahahahhahahhah

 
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ummm...ew.

 
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