5 months ago

My Crush Saw My Soggy Boogers!

Last Friday, my crush Kyle invited me over to his pool party. I was so psyched!
 
I got my cutest bathing suit and headed over. There were a ton of kids there, swimming and eating and laughing.
 
Kyle and I hit the pool, flirting and splashing around. Then he went over to the other side of the pool, so I decided I'd swim across underwater and surprise him!
 
Oh, I surprised him alright – he totally screamed when he saw the HUGE boogers hanging out of my nose after I popped up!
 
Everyone else at the party laughed at me as I ran in to get a tissue. Now everyone calls me Snotty Steph.

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How could the pool party have gone worse?

 
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no one cares rosie4life!! and hun they wernt even talkin bout boobs!! hahaha im a 36 dd!!

 
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rosie4life if your bragging about ur bra size wait till u get older they'll shagg!! haha and when u run they hit u in the face so don't brag no one gives a shit!!

 
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no one cares about ur bra size rosie4life VV

 
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none of the guys i know would care if my swimsuit top came off. i think theyd actually like it btw im 15 an a dd 34 ;) lol

 
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awww dats so sad im sry

 
 
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ewwww tht happened to me once but no one saw so ya

 
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to me he sorta sounds like a whimp.

 
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wen that happened to me i decided to make them rememmber sumthng else. i pulled off my bikini top nd gave EVERYONE a show.lol

 
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wow who screams @ boggers but that sucks lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!1

 
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Aww.. lol he should of defended you if he realy like you lol

 
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wow!

 
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Funny!

 
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could a been worse

 
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Sux 4 U! Has anyone heard Here we go Again by Demi Lovato? Isn't that like the BEST song ever? I LOVE that song!

 
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nasty

 
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ewww

 
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eww thats nasty, if i was the guy i would of been grossed out too LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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thats nasty

 
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IM EATING TOO!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! and her bathing suit couldve fallen off

 
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O WELL I DID THT TODAY IT HAPPENS WHEN WATER GOES IN UR NOSE AND COMES OUT W/ SOME GREENISH FRIENDS UR GONNA BE OKAHH

 
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lol teamjonas11

 
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IM EATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

 
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hey its a booger right!? it happens all the time!

 
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hey its a booger right!? it happens all the time!

 
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hey its a booger right!? it happens all the time!

 
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Agree with all ppl below me!!!....so manly, screaming at a booger!!!

 
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Who screams at a booger sure its gross but HE was screaming not the other people who saw.

 
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He's such a man, he screamed cuz he saw a booger, WOW...

 
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lol i actaully like jacob better....sorry :D

 
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do you guys love edward cullen who is the cute vampire on twilight

 
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by ms taylor lautner 1 min ago he is so hot and he is mine is back off girls the werewolve is mine all mine.

 
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um why don't you guys learn how to spell right THEN leave comments

 
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wat eva it happens 2 every1. it sounds like kyle believes in cudies or somthin.

 
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lol. that's not as bad as som other peoples mishaps. But it's still pretty funny.

 
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IT HAPENZ 2 EVERY1 SO KYLE SOUNDZ LIK HEZ NEVA HAD DAT IN DA POOL

 
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IT HAPENZ 2 EVERY1 SO KYLE SOUNDZ LIK HEZ NEVA HAD DAT IN DA POOL

 
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DAM I FEEL BAD FO HA

 
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wow i feel so bad for her she must of been so embarest i wonder wat her crush thought

 
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next time you scare your crush, bring some tissue!

 
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I'm sooo sorry:(! I even wish that didn't happen!:)

 
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I can't beelive that happend!Well at least, it wasn't worse!

 
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ew

 
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omg i feel sorry 4 u. he coulda atleast been nicer about it.

 
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evry1 gitz those boogers! we have a pool in our yard and invite alota ppl ova in th summer and evry1 gets it!

 
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evry1 gitz those boogers! we have a pool in our yard and invite alota ppl ova in th summer and evry1 gets it!

 
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evry1 gitz those boogers! we have a pool in our yard and invite alota ppl ova in th summer and evry1 gets it!

 
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evry1 gitz those boogers! we have a pool in our yard and invite alota ppl ova in th summer and evry1 gets it!

 
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evry1 gitz those boogers! we have a pool in our yard and invite alota ppl ova in th summer and evry1 gets it!

 
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evry1 gitz those boogers! we have a pool in our yard and invite alota ppl ova in th summer and evry1 gets it!

 
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YUCK! thats gross but i bet it happens 2 every1......at least 1ce.....she could have peed in the pool....yuckier.....yello w pool water......totally puke worthy.

 
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