5 months ago

My Crush Saw My Soggy Boogers!

Last Friday, my crush Kyle invited me over to his pool party. I was so psyched!
 
I got my cutest bathing suit and headed over. There were a ton of kids there, swimming and eating and laughing.
 
Kyle and I hit the pool, flirting and splashing around. Then he went over to the other side of the pool, so I decided I'd swim across underwater and surprise him!
 
Oh, I surprised him alright – he totally screamed when he saw the HUGE boogers hanging out of my nose after I popped up!
 
Everyone else at the party laughed at me as I ran in to get a tissue. Now everyone calls me Snotty Steph.

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How could the pool party have gone worse?

 
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HaHaHaHa That will teach you. when your underwater blow your nose and make sure there is no snot. and it will never happen again. |But that is hell funny babe. LoveeeYouu <3 Chaarlie-Lou Mercedes Attiekins

 
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Her bathing suit could have come off. That woulve sucked even more!

 
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He will forget and I say he will ask you out as soon as he realizes it has happened to everyone sooner or later. Maybe even dare I say it HIM! :0)

 
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peed....

 
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don't worry girl kyle well forget about it and i think what you wrote he like u too so don't get upset

 
 
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he was probbly just scared. and then he didnt see the booger untill everyone started laughing. thats wat i think.!!!

 
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he was probbly just scared. and then he didnt see the booger untill everyone started laughing. thats wat i think.!!!

 
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ew. that is so nasty....

 
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wow that sux 1st comment!!!!!

 
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