1 year ago

My Crush Thinks I’m A Bed Wetter!

Need. Help. NOW!

My crush (let's call him Jake) came over to my house to study last week. It was SO cool to chill with him in my room!

No so cool: Without me realizing it, my cat Mitzy (who has a little bladder problem), peed all over my sheets.

So when Jake looked over and saw a wet pee stain on my bed, he thought it was me!

I tried to explain about the cat, but I don't think he bought it. And now he canceled our next study session!

What do I do? How can I convince him I'm not a bed wetter?!

— Clara, 14, New Brunswick, NJ

Urine a sticky situation, Clara! (Sorry, we couldn’t resist.)

Our advice is to tell him to come over when Mitzy’s in the act of doing the deed again so he can see for himself that it was just a feline misunderstanding.

If he STILL doesn't buy it, maybe you can dump some kitty litter on his front stoop for a little revenge!

What do YOU guys think? Is there a way for Clara to get Jake to believe her pee story?
 

 
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long time ago a girl named katie was brushing her hair singing bloody mary soon her face was being torn and her eyes fell out her hair....**poof** gone she died the mom found her bloody body on the floor of the bathroom when the mom screamed the mom fell and died with Katie post this story to 8 stories or quizzes or u will die when u look at the mirror and ur mom...... u know wat will happen. good luck ^,..,^ <----- vampire

 
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Wow i heard people who fake being sick dont do well in school weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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hey anonymous thatz not funny

 
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Put a bag of flaming dog poop(or a cats for the irony) on his doorstep for revenge.That guy sucks.Lsten to teamjonas11 her idea is pretty good.

 
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put cat poop on his doorstep

 
 
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no way out girl

 
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haha, urine a sticky situation! lol!!

 
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thats weird idk wat i would do maybe i would stick with the guilt story not a bad idea

 
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thats weird idk wat i would do maybe i would stick with the guilt story not a bad idea

 
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I always try to make them feel guilty. if i can't do that its give him a taste of his own medicine. i would spill a liquid on him (good idea teamjonas11). good luck :) plus i think hes a jerk and you have a pretty name.

 
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if u ever go to his place take some Sunny Delight (yellow) and then when he isnt looking pour some on HIS sheets an use the whole bottle then yell 'EW DUDE TRY USING A DIAPER EWEWEW LOOK HOW BIG THAT IS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!' THEN HE'LL GO ALL RED AND U'LL LEAVE HIM AND HIS WET SHEETS BEHIND

 
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video ur cat in the act then show "Jake" if he doesnt believe you too bad he should look past thhat anyway if he was a real friend/crush

 
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I agree with Hoops5678 too. :)

 
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I agree with Hoops5678!!!

 
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If he dosen't beleive you then he isn't the right one for you

 
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Tell him to ask ur parents :p duhh.

 
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pretend it was your bro. works for me . i have gross smelly sneckers so i said my bro. pucked on them

 
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forget him go and start going out with someone even hotter, he'll be like, "i rejected her< wow im a loser," atleast that's what happened top me when i got put in a similar situation

 
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You could take a video of Mitzy doing it and he will realize what a jerk he is for acuzing you for the action

 
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i feel bad! that sux ALOT! you should just leave him alone becuz soon he'll probably be thinking ... " whoa im a loser for leaving her." maybe if you had like friends tell him about the cat and you getting proof of Mitzy doin her thing......

 
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well i ttly dont agree with the ppl who think jake's a jerk bcuz personally i'd b a little freaked out 2 if i saw that...but u did tell the truth and if he doesnt believe u just pretend nothing ever happened and he'll forget about it

 
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jui

 
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tell him you spilled warter or somthing, that might work,

 
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JuST put ur self in his shoes would yuh believee urself saying thatt.Just invite him over on aim or something and if he tells u i cant just tell him i understand after what happend last time yuh wont want to be withh mee.Make him feel guilty than tell him im not lying my cat reallly did it ! He should beleivee uu !! goodd luckk carlaaa !

 
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he didn't have to be such a retart about it and cancel your next study session

 
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tell Jake to eff off if he dont believe u!

 
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um lol sorry next time change your sheets

 
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umm... thas a little freaky

 
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if he was a nice person he would laugh it off and believe u

 
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I can't belive a boy could be ssssssssooooo retarded

 
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awww im srry maybe you can just sware to him

 
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ok odd

 
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I like the kitty litter idea.

 
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music_lover4lyfe, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Jake is not a jerk. YOU ARE!

 
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TELL HIM IF HE DOESNT BELIEVE HIM HE CAN JUST GO TO HECK BECUZ HE IS A JERK UR NOT A FREAKIN 10 YR. OLD U KNOW WHAT GOES IN THE TOILET AND WAT GOES IN THE BED. U KNO WAT U HOULD DO MAKE HIM SMELL THE PEE NEXT TIME MITZY PEES. I KNO ITS GROSS BUT AT LEAST HE'LL KNO THAT UR TELLIN THE TRUTH!

 
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if he was really your crush, then he would believe you.

 
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Tell him when you and your friend was there she spilt juice on the sheet ;)

 
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Aparently he to much of a jerk to beleive you so i would drop him

 
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REVENGE!!! ROgl XD

 
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hes a jerk if he doesnt undeerstand ur situation

 
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wow.....we are REALLY sorry about that with the fighting.....i went crazy for a sec but atleast we are friends now *nervous laugh*

 
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ok, bedward was mean at first, but nbd, she (or he) sound snice now. Im glad you two can be friends. I got in an argument with someone on here and they all of the sudden stopped going here. Like, I cant find him or her anywhere. It is so weird.

 
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THATS SOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN FUNNY :)

 
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That is so freaken funny

 
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i think thats a good idea

 
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Anonymous u r a jerk leave peapole alone ur probely r just insecure about yourself!!!!!!

 
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Ok you should walk right up to him and say straight out that if you don't believe me then you are so not worth it! yea may be harsh but he needs to hear it if he hurt you. <3

 
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Thats a good idea you should make him hold the cat on his lap so he can reallly soak it in that ur not the bed wetter

 
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okayy &;+ peace out ;] P.S. worddd!!!

 
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don't worry

 
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