1 year ago

My Crush Thought I Pooped My Pants!

A few weeks ago, this really gorgeous guy named Ben asked me to meet him at the mall to hang out. It was so awesome!

I tried to look my best, putting on these cute white pants that made my butt look good.

The downside? My parents had to drive me to the mall with my little brother Simon, who is a total slob.

On the way to the mall, we just HAD to stop off for candy because Simon wouldn’t shut up about it.

Of course, he made a total mess in the back seat, and got the candy everywhere.

When we arrived, I was in such a rush to meet Ben, I must not have noticed that I had been sitting right on some melted Snickers...

During the whole date, Ben had this weird look on his face, and I couldn't figure out why.

I only discovered LATER when I saw my reflection in a department store window that I had a gross, poop-like brown stain right on the seat of my pants!

By that time, my date was already in the dumps. Arrghh! Thanks for messing up my love life, bro!

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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i would acve killed my bro if that hapened on a date with my biggest crush ever JOHN

 
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Wow!

 
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I HATE THAT

 
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OMG I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE MY BRO

 
 
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what whould i do if my bro did that?.... WRING HIS NECK!!! not really lol

 
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TELL UR BRO TO CLEAN UP HIS LIFE!!! LOL :D

 
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wow :(

 
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wow...that's sad :(

 
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that stinks I feel bad for you sorry

 
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That's why I always make sure my brother doesn't go anywhere except the house when I have dates. There's this boy in my class that I've been eyeing for three years now. We flirt alot now and call and txt.I'm 16 and my 9 year old brother thinks he's so funny and made farts into my cell phone and then said in a perfect imitation of me "Uh, I have a bad case of diareah, one moment hottie!" I was so embarrassed and mad when I found out. See when I called him (my little brother then hung up), he asked how my diareah was!! Luckily, in the end afterr I explained he was so chill and said that he liked to embarrase his older brother all the time when it had to involve girls, and though he sometimes teased me about it (not mean, just for laughs), we ended kissing the next day despite the the "diareah phone farts".

 
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i wonder what people were saying about you!?

 
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um ok anonymous, 3 days ago, saying things like con and pas beau really is childish since il y a plein dautre gens ici kil parle le francaise gro nul '__'

 
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that sux.....hard

 
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vous ête cons et pa beau= is insulte for YOU!

 
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That was funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 
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dont worry i nowats its like to have annoying siblings. i have my mom, my dad, me, my 5 sisters and my little brother. sometimes i jus want 2 pumch him in the face

 
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ohh that mustve been embarrsin with everyone looking at you more embarrasing i rate it 10/10 !

 
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well when ur little bro is older u can get back at him lol

 
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2 bad =(

 
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oooh that must of sucked. i hope everything works out.

 
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haha thats so embarrassing

 
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twilightsaga19, like just now bad words! by xxbrunettex42, 3 weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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that had to suck like major crap.

 
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I sympathize :(

 
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Aw that sucks

 
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these are all lies i mean it knt ALWAYS be the crush and poop!

 
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poor him! its not his fault ur sat on snickers!

 
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^5 UR LIFE SUCKS

 
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ha ha!! lil bros can be sooo weird and annoying!

 
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that happened 2 me but with now and laters and i had a green stain on my butt when i was going 2 my grandmoyhers docs trying 2 cover it with my shirt!

 
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raggal fragal hargady har

 
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my crush is some1 thats 10 like mee

 
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this thing is fake as hell they get paid to tell story :P

 
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wow! but if yall were in the mall then he shoulda told ya so you could get some other pants...who knows that could be fun and he could look at your booty to see if it looked good.! may i saw a second date? -redneck gurl

 
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wow u should tell him the truth

 
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it wasnt his fault. he's little. give him time to learn.

 
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so who cares stupid

 
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WOW that must be so embarrasing

 
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umm.. i know ben.. he is only 1 infinitieth of a millimeter gorgous oh the topics not math but still.....

 
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laugh it off baby-cakes. :D

 
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laugh it off baby-cakes. :D

 
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE .HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DONT STOP THIS SO SCARY XSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS .THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
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omg sucks for u!

 
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if he reely liked u, he would have understood

 
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crap that sux girl

 
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LOL poop pants

 
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allheart the site is called 4TNZ! Ur 11! get the picture?

 
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all heart u loser

 
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that really sucks did u get the chance to tell him what really happened

 
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