3 weeks ago

My Dad Insulted My Crush’s Mom!

The other day, I was out shopping with my dad at at the mall when I saw this cute boy, Gavin, from class. It turned out that he was with his mom, which was so sweet.

As we got closer, I knew I couldn't avoid him, so I tapped Gavin's shoulder and said hi. He even smiled! "Hey, how's it going?" he asked. Uh, awesome now, obvi!

Our parents introduced themselves and everything seemed to be much less embarrassing than I had thought... until my dad dropped the bomb.

"Oh, when's the baby due?" my dad said, pointing to Gavin's mom's stomach. She looked shocked, and finally responded: "I'm not pregnant!"

That's when Gavin gave me the look of death. Arrgh! My dad might as well have called his mom a big fat pig!

My dad and I left quickly, but I knew that the damage was already done. And even though he later swore he wouldn't embarrass me like that again, if only I could be so sure.

After all, sometimes parents just don't get it!

 

 
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i would spit in my dads face

 
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wow embarrassing!!

 
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taht is embrassing

 
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when my older sister had her baby me and my twin sister victoria went to the body shop andthis sales lady ask my sister if me and vicky were her daughter and that she was haveing a other baby she said no these are my sisters people really need to shut up now that same lady says'oh sapphire and victoria where your mom has she had the baby'? were like THATS ARE SISTER!

 
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u should have tried to save your dad from that fall!!!

 
 
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thats funny

 
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that sucks big time! :-o

 
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lllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oolllllllllllllllllllllll l1!!!!!!!!!

 
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if my dad said that i would tot confert him!!

 
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lol after my mom had me she still had the baby weight on her and some lady did the same thing to her it sucks people should just keep their mouth shut- its none of their business

 
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ouch

 
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omg thats so embarssing!! like im always scared 2 ask if ppl r pregant cuz wat if they arent haha

 
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OMG!!!!

 
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That REALLY sucks. I would be sooo mad!!

 
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omg..If my dad would do that I'd never forgive him lol

 
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lol

 
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lolzz

 
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ha ha thats funny but sad i feel sorry 4 u

 
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wow! i would run home!!

 
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Wow,that sucks

 
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omg lol no moew crush 4 ya sooooooooo sad

 
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dat sux

 
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i feel so sorry 4 this girl! but i no how u feel! and its true, sometimes parents JUST DONT GET IT!!!

 
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i would've slapped him!!

 
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OMG thats horrible.I once got the stare of death for s guy!It was horrible!I hope he forgives u!

 
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lol hars ...it was just not meant to be... n

 
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omigosh!

 
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omigosh!

 
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people do mistake just like you do:)I do it too...:)

 
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WOW

 
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he didnt mean to embarress u. I bet he feels really srry!

 
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wow that's so rude

 
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oh wow. this is hilarious

 
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OMG!!!! I was about 2 say that 2 some1 and then I thought, wut if they arent pregnant? It would have saved u a LOT of trouble if ur dad had thought that first!!!!

 
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ohh! thats terrible!

 
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whenever people say that to my mom she just laughs and says next month.

 
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that's why you should never do that unless you really know FOR SURE.

 
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when's the baby due!!!!!!!!!!lolzzzzzzzz

 
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wowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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WOW big jaw dropper there

 
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wat a retared dued

 
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treat Gavin badley and then he'll know how u felt wen he gav u that death look

 
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OMG people! it was a mistake! ; )

 
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haha

 
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THAT IS MEAN

 
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That is really dumb!Never say that to a lady!

 
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aww, don't be so hard on him, i did it to once, and it was just a mistake. and emilie, your a jerk!

 
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Wow your dad is dumb for saying that

 
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Wow your dad is dumb for saying that

 
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he should have kept it to himself!

 
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