1 year ago

My Dad Thinks 'Zanessa' Is A Real Person!

"The other day, my dad asked me 'Who is this Zanessa person?' Uh, dad — it's just Zac and Vanessa put together, duh!" — Riley, 13, Wentzville, MO

"My mom still hasn't figured out how to do voicemail on her cell, so every time she misses my call, I hear her voice say on the message: 'I'm trying to press the button…' Beeeep!" — Melissa, 14, Huber Heights, OH

"My parents can never get Joe and Nick Jonas straight, so they just call both guys JoNick." — Leanne, 14, Nokomis, FL

"Last week, my dad got a new laptop and wanted to know if it came with 'In Stand Messenger.' Guess he was trying to say Instant Messenger?" — Nicki, 13, Medina, WA

"When I was watching Gossip Girl with my parents, they kept asking me, 'Which one is Gossip Girl?' Ugh!" — Stephanie, 15, Tolland, CT
 
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OK lol! jonick???? oh yea this is really embarrassing but i can never USED TO get joe and keven straight because when i looked at them when they both had straight hair i always thought they looked sooooo alike. thats just my opinian i dont know about you guys. oh and get ready plug your ears. GET NICK AND MILEY BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!! NICK AND SELENA ARE CUTE BUT MILEY AND NICK ARE JUST AWESOME AND MEANT TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER OK???? I JUST LOVE MILEY AND NICK TOGETHER THEY ARE SOOO SWEET AND CUTE. THE ONLY REASON NICK BROKE UP WITH MILEY IS BECAUSE SELENA IS A BACKSTABBING BEGGER AND STOLE NICK!!! not that i dont like selena shes awsome. BUT COME ON EVERYONE KNOWS NICK AND MILEY ARE MEANT TO BE! MILEY CRIED HER LITTLE HEART OUT WHEN SHE FOUND OUT NICK WAS DATING SELENA AND WHEN NICK BROKE UP WITH HER!!! BLESS HER LITTLE HEART!!

 
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hAhA ThAT'S FUNNy!!!

 
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i love my parents no matter what they do! -jade,9,kapoil,hi

 
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lol wow thats pretty funny

 
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you all parents are clueless my mom gets all the jonasrothers strait and she thinks nick is cute tooooooo. she like whats mileys problem?????????

 
 
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ugh my stepdad always goes FORIZZLE???????? i hate it and my mom's always like saying chillin all weird it's embarassing!

 
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thats what my teacher dose they other day whene i wore a really cute shirt that i had made that had all this pix of the jonas brothers on it he was all looking at it and he asked me who the one with the moppy hair how can some one say that about nick =(

 
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Haha! My Mom gets the Jonas Brothers confused like all the time! She's always like Wasn't that ones hair curly in the other poster. and Im like yeah mom he just straightens his hair... like me!

 
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JoNick lol! How can they mix them up?!Joe's obviously the hotter one!

 
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i love these stories because they seem so stupid. hahahaha! atleast my parents kno all this stuff

 
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:D I think it's funny when they do that! I don't really care that they don't know about stuff like this, 'cause really, why should they? Anyway: My mom loves the jonas brothers for their hair.

 
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LOL Those are soooo funny. Suprisily my mom acually can remeber all of the jonas brothers names!!

 
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my mom got an iphone and she asked me how to press the buttons i was like mom you just touch it!!

 
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Ha lol

 
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Parents are so clueless when it comes to the way we talk

 
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isnt it funny how parents dont get things? they should go back to school so they can learn slanguage!

 
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it would be kinda awkward to watch gossip girl with my parents !!!

 
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My dad always randomly strikes a pose and says, " I'm a Jonas Brother, don't you want me?" and I'll be like "NO..."

 
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hhhhhhaaaaaa i luv the inatant messanger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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if u think its only parents then u are wrong, my 10 year old little bro just asked me who zaneessa is! seriously!

 
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FUNNY!

 
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THEY DON"T KNOW GOSSIP GIRL! that's weird! lol!

 
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poor clueless parents

 
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wow lol

 
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omg parents can be SOO lame! lol xD

 
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i feel bad for these people

 
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aaaaaaa lol

 
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lol!!!! so funny!!!

 
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What?? Jonick? in stand messenger?

 
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parents are weird

 
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ughh. . .okayy parents. . .sumtimes its best not to talk at all. cuz NEWSFLASH this is our generation:)

 
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2 words clue. less.

 
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sigh some parents are clueless

 
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