11 months ago
My Date Heard Me Poop!
Submitted by Henry (15), from Rochester, NY
I was at the school dance, and had a really, really cute date named Jamie. We were hanging out, having a good time and munching on the loaded nachos they had for us. Throughout the whole night, I was so excited and nervous about the big slow dance at the end.
Soon, I started feeling something in my stomach, which I figured was just nerves. A few minutes later, though, I realized it was those darn nachos!
I sprinted to the bathroom to deal with a super loud stomach explosion, and was much relieved when I finally came out of the stall: Until I realized I went into the girls' room by accident (it wasn't labeled clearly)!
How did I realize my mistake? Because I saw Jamie standing there, looking surprised and disgusted! I tried to play it cool, but I guess the sounds of my nacho explosion were too much for her: She ran out, disgusted!
Needless to say, I didn't get my slow dance that night. And the worse part? The nachos weren't even that good!
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EWW!!! WHY DO U GUYS POST THIS CRAP ITS SO GROSS!!!
Awwww datsz so sad....but other people probly have it worse
if i were the girl i would forgive you.
Awww...I'm Sorry that is gross but that sad...! *hugs* It's happened to the best of guys..! trust me my boyfriend did that once too.!
ewww didnt she get sick too? wouldnt she cuz she ate the nachos too didnt she well anyway my bff did that too exept to my friend ahsley comki shes pretty well why did she get digutsted cuz ur face or sumthing?
Oh my gosh, that was a really bad move
u think u feel bad? POOR GIRL! shes probly freaking out bc she thinks she just went to the dance with a 1. weirdo...(u wer in the grls bathroom) and 2. disgusting loser!!! no offence i feel bad 4 u too....but pooor girl! wud u rather u hav to dance with her the rest of the night? didnt think so....
so then wat happened?
Hairy legs!!!
that sux dude
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why didn't you check the sign moron. just joking with ya.
same picture from 'I caught my teacher on the can!'
same picture from 'I caught my teacher on the can!'
omg i did the same thing but instead it waz farting i hade 2 blame it on the people around me lol!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBARRAS SING!!!!!!!!!!
lol tht would suck dude i feel for u
i agree with teamjonas11 did u not notice there were no urinals and if ur a boy u shuld already no wat a urinal is
once in the stall didnt u look around girls stalls always have little trash cans hanging on the wall in the stall.
poor you... you never saw it coming
wow im sorry she shouldnt of have been disgusted cause if u gotta go u gotta go;
um didnt u notice with no urinals there? Ps if ur dum enuff to not know what a urinal is its were boys pee it looks like a fountain but dont flush them ever. wy? the boys touch their weeners then the handles b4 flushing.
poor nachos
awwwww D: better luck next time, luv.
It's obviously a guy cause his name is Henry :pppppppppppp
sux man :( mayb u should c the optometrist
are u a boy or a girl?
nice but gross
ur a wierdo
nice going
loser
i feel so bad for you.
what happened 2 your rep after that man
its ok (NOT)
Thats horrid. lol.
It's fine. You've got to let it go. It happens to the best of us.
it happens she must be messing out on a cool guy
I feel sorry for you i hope Jamie considers still going out with you. Blame the unclearly girls bathroom sign!
umm ya sorry
perv
ooh! srry! her loss, if ur nice! :D
AHAHAHA...i would have left..but given u a chnce at the slow dance
ewwwwwwwwwwww! i would have left the bathroom distgusted too!!
OMG. Henry It is not like it never happened to her before to. It was a terrible thing but still.
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Hen, its cool. bananapop is totally right, chico [lol]-- i wouldn't of ran out either. Like she didn't poop before... That momo stealer! :[[
Eek. That sucks. Completely. That bugs me though, haha, I wouldn't have run out.. I don't get girls sometimes.. o.o
that sucks. I was sitting on Jesse McCartney's lap and i got my period all over his goregous white pants
gross
Sadd... I'm sorry dude:(