8 months ago

My Date Saw My Diarrhea Medicine!

I've had a crush on this guy named Chad for about three years. So when he FINALLY asked me out, you wouldn't believe how excited I was!

Just my luck, though: A few hours before our big date, I had a bout of terrible diarrhea!

My mom and I rushed out to the store. While she ran errands, I picked up some Imodium.

But on the way to the register, I bumped into Chad. Ugh! Could the day go any worse? Since he saw what I was carrying, I lied and said it was for my mom.

I think he bought it... until mom came over and blew my cover. "Honey, did you get your diarrhea pills?"

Thanks, ma.
 
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niice, i hope yuo had a bad date you L00ser

 
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Wowzers! hope u ad a great date though

 
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ouch..srry but did u have the date?

 
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that was soo embarasing but yeah did still go out

 
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WOW.Did u still go out tho???

 
 
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he should be glad u got sum pills so you wouldnt have to let it loose on the date

 
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i agree with Maddieroxs.

 
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wow that sucks sorryu tho but did you get your date after?

 
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that's so sad. hope you felt better

 
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I feel really sorry for you hope you feel better.

 
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OMG! i would have attacked my mom.... not really, but i would have really wanted to. :)

 
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anonyamus u aint helpin her u fag

 
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that woould suck soooooo much

 
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im glad shes not my mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!lol

 
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hes prob mad at ya 4 lieing!

 
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moms can be a bug sometimes. ugh!

 
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i hate when my mom does that

 
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OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SICKKKKKK!!!!!! I HATE UR MOM

 
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DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN MOMS DO THAT?

 
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ugly girl

 
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o i feel so bad for u!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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OMG start crying THEN yell at ur mom

 
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does he still talk to you

 
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EEEK! SO SO SORRY! YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH. WE ALL HAVE. DON'T EVER TALK TO HIM. SOMETIMES YOU HATE MOMS. DON'T YA?

 
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I WOULD BE SO EMBARESSEDI WOULD HIDE OR CHANGE SCHOOLS OR SOMETHING

 
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wow that sucks bad

 
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sucks to be you

 
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that is rude of her mom

 
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j-14_girl? what kind of name is that?

 
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ohhh! sucks to be you!!

 
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ohhh! sucks to be you!!

 
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Smooth. Now the whole world knows about your diarrhea pills.

 
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You people are messed up i mean do not interfere with our comments that's just stupid and so is that thing where your crushes name will appear on the screen why have a crush when you can have a boyfriend that's just DUMB!

 
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i so feel bad 4 u

 
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who cares if the pic is ugly or pretty its the story ur supposed to pay attention too!!!

 
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wow

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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sucks to be you

 
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ooooooooo thats just messed up!

 
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the person who said this is her web um that is my sister she was jk and teamjonas thanx but she was jk! lol

 
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shut up teamjonas11

 
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she should have turned around and made faces to her mom while saying that you mean ur pills mom..or just laugh and say ahh she's funny!!

 
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get a life person 2 below me.

 
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What the hell, Neha_Rocks. Get a life this is the website i go on. You don't have to cay me as usual. lol jk

 
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wow when i say her face i did not pay any attention to the story she is UGLY it does not matter if it is a girl she is ugly!

 
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oh i feel so bad for you!! i would have been like " ya mom i got YOUR pills" and id put enfacis on the word your. it would be a longshot but it might have worked. like i said, i feel so bad for you.

 
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wow that is really embarrassing especially if you'll see him at school you should catch a plane 2 the other side of the world LOL LMAO!!!!

 
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wow thats pretty embarassing you should go to the store by your self next time LOL TWSF that stands for that was so funny

 
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wow thats pretty embarassing you should go to the store by your self next time LOL TWSF that stands for that was so funny

 
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run and move to texas thats all u got!!!!!

 
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