2 years ago

My Date Was Hot — But Not In A Good Way

The other week, this guy Aaron took me out to a Mexican restaurant on our date. Usually, I can't really handle spicy food, but I made sure to order the mildest thing on the menu...too bad our waiter totally messed up our order.

I didn't realize it until I bit into my supposedly "chilled out" veggie burrito and discovered it was actually doused with the hottest chili sauce ever!

Immediately, my face turned bright pink, snot ran all down my nose and I started gagging uncontrollably. Not only that, but when I went to cool my tongue with some ice water, I mistakenly grabbed Aaron's mug of hot tea!

That sent me over the edge, and I ran to the bathroom, lurching the whole way. Aaron must have thought I was such a freak. But at least I really spiced up the night.

 
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stupid waiter

 
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well that waiter is stupid he should work at McDonalds

 
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soo sad

 
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so sorry..

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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OK ILL DO IT (THE NAME IS CHRISTIAN) OMG, this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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hctodd and ashbear33 that was kinda random dont u think

 
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hctodd that was kinda random dont u think

 
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hctodd,you are sick

 
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nice pun

 
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IMAWSOMEANDCOOL I SO AGREE WITH U HUMPING A MANS LOVE TOY CAN BE SO REFRESHING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FEELS SO GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEXY ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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IMAWSOMEANDCOOL I SO AGREE WITH U HUMPING A MANS LOVE TOY CAN BE SO REFRESHING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FEELS SO GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEXY ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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you reslly should have been more careful about it . next time just be up front with your date and say i can't eat spicy food....duh duh duh duh!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 
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for ur info it is imawesomeandcool learn to read gaywad

 
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iamawsomeandcool u r soooooooooooooooooooooooo oo gross

 
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really?

 
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i agree with iamawesomeandcool!!!!!!

 
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jbean97, didnt u hear anonymous?

 
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sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex feels good

 
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

 
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Meeliissa1024 uhh those chain letters dont fucking workkkk loserrr

 
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This really works! Try it out! 1.Say your name 10x 2.Say your mom's name 5x. Say your crush's name 3x. 4. then paste this to 4 other quizzes. If you do, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you don't you will have very bad luck

 
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no words for this...only one....wooooooooooooww...

 
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wow

 
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who orders hot tea at a restraunt??? try pop, dude.

 
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wow you did really spice up the night....hahahahah

 
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ouch that sucks megga bad

 
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oooooooo that'll suck for anybody

 
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Sad.

 
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that suxs

 
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wow that stinks

 
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try bread or milk next time! Ok?

 
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wowwww... i eat half a ball of wasabi whenever i go 4 sushi

 
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I can handle spicy food and I feel sorry for u

 
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im so sorry!

 
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feel bad

 
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THAT WAITER SUCKS BUTT! WHAT A JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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ouch

 
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oh geez!

 
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if u eat bread after u drink somthin really spicy it helps

 
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advice 4 future reference- when u eat sumthing really spicy, ice water just makes it a whole lot worse, try drinkin milk 4 the fastest relief.

 
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LMAO!!!! i wish i waz dere.

 
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drink milk if u eat something spicy. or eat some bread

 
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When you need to cool your mouth down after something spicy, Try a smoothie or yogurt. did you know thats why indian restaurants always have smoothies and yogurt dips? Lol! Better luck next time! :)

 
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note 2 u- dont drink water when ur eating sumthin' spicy- eat bread!!!! it helps!!!

 
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water doesnt help spicyness, it spreads the spices over your tongue and makes it a lottt worse

 
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ouch

 
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awww thats okay we all have bad dates ull find the perfect guy 1 day

 
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YUMMY FOOD. whats rong with u spicy food is da bomb like tic tic tic

 
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