2 years ago

My Grandpa Wanted to Be My Wingman!

My grandpa used to be a really awesome football player, so it really meant a lot to me when he made the long trip to catch one of my games.

He was sitting at the 50-yard line and at halftime I cut over quickly to say hey and get some tips — but I never thought he would comment on my love life.

“You know, Chad, the cheerleaders are really cute. Which one's your girlfriend? Is it that one over there?" he said, pointing at my crush, Patricia, and talking really loud.

I wanted to take a time-out and run into the locker room as fast as possible after that. I love my grandpa, but he didn't exactly help my game!

 
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HAHAHAHAH!!

 
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the dude in the pic is a HOBO! scary

 
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the dude in the pic is a HOBO! scary

 
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Ok I agree with everybody WTF IS YOUR NAME CHAD OR JEREMEY and he's old and he waz tring 2 b ur buddy but that would b so embarrising

 

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Chad? Huh? Jeremy? What? Is your name Chad or Jeremy???

 
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Why did he say Chad? Your name is Jeremy.

 
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ha lol at the pic and its nice he wanted 2 help u lots of grandpas would love 2 to go 2 their grandsons football games but cant or they're not cool enough so be grateful and why does it way jeremy at the top and chad in the story

 
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LOL!Hahahah

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser .

 
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omg lol

 
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ok. well did ur crush here? cuz if she did then you just got over the awkward part of telling her. just act like your grandpa did you a favor. or like it didnt happen at all, or that your grandpa has issues. but don't worry it will all work out.

 
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why did he call i chad when ur name at the top is jeremy

 
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wow thats crazy lol

 
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omg lol. It's like why don't you talk louder i don't think the coach heard it. LOL

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! Its kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! Its kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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haha

 
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haha

 
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haha

 
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haha

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! Its kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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i agree with Anoymous what is your real name?

 
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weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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Wait a minute... it says on the top of the page it was by Jeremy, but your Grandpa said "Chad". Is that supposed to b a nickname or is it really ur name??????

 
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that grampa looks like a deep fried turkey

 
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awww thats so cute that your ashamed of your crush finding out that you like her

 
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wowwwwwwwww.

 
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my eyes burn my eyes ahhh (turns off computer)

 
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LOL I LUV UR GRANDPA!

 
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i wish i had a grandpa or a grandma or both! :(

 
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Grandpas, what can we say about them!!

 
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hahaha no comment

 
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scary... in a funny way Lol

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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Ya annonomys below me is right! :)-

 
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Hannah_Fannah- we dont even know what season this was in! it could of been taken in the summer, or the winter, or the spring, or the fall, HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW! AND HOW THE HECK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW EITHER! SO STOP SAYING THAT IT WAS TAKEN IN THE WINTER! and i said that he may be standing in front of a shirtless fat man i meant that the background is tan and that a man could be behind him just in case you didnt understand.

 
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Hannah_Fannah- and what the heck is nipplage?!it sounds like a scottish person thowing up.i mean hnich-lach-hnich-lach. see the similarity?!

 
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Hannah_Fannah- blackefron, this is just a pic. this isnt what his gramps ACTUALLY wore to the game. this pic could of been taken somewhere else maybe like a photo-shoot place, or gramps is standing in front of a shirtless fat man.ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 
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Lol.

 
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the picture made me laugh, the text... not so much

 
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awww

 
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that pic looks rong.

 
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He's your papi, what did u expect??? LOSER♥

 
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so?? i feel bad 4 him. he has no one else 2 pick on but u!!!!! lol

 
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wow

 
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