4 months ago

My Kiss Turned Into A Wet T-Shirt Contest!

I went to my friend Becky's lake house with a bunch of friends (including my total hottie crush Eric).  We were all chowing down on BBQ when Eric came up to me and asked if I wanted to go on the dock with him.

Uh... YES!

It was totally romantic and he was saying how he really wants a girlfriend. I grew some guts, and decided to try for a kiss. I puckered up and leaned in... and that's when I slipped on the dock and fell into the water!

It got even worse when I pulled myself out — I wasn't wearing a bra, and you could see right through my tank top!

By that time, everyone had come down to see what was going on. And all the guys were laughing at me. So much for my sexy smooch.

Anybody have a towel, please? Or a place to hide for the rest of the summer?
 
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My name is Emily.

 
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Yowza!

 
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opposite of awesome

 
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yikes sorry grl

 
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yikes

 
 
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OMG DAT SUX

 
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wow srry

 
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wow...thts all i could say..

 
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wow...I agree with Anoymous

 
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ok seriously i mean if you had a white shirt on he would have seen your nipples already.

 
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I agree with paige_smith, who is also my best freind. or one of the two.

 
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I agree with punkchica101

 
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Why didnt you wear a bra. eew

 
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i always wear a bra every day without fail and if i dont i wear it feel weird

 
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i used to wear a bra when I was flat chested and I thought I needed to wear them. Now I have got a chest I wear a bra every day without fail. Even If I have to take the straps off. You are going near the water the least you could do Is put a bra on

 
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i used to wear a bra when I was flat chested and I thought I needed to wear them. Now I have got a chest I wear a bra every day without fail. Even If I have to take the straps off. You are going near the water the least you could do Is put a bra on

 
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i used to wear a bra when I was flat chested and I thought I needed to wear them. Now I have got a chest I wear a bra every day without fail. Even If I have to take the straps off. You are going near the water the least you could do Is put a bra on

 
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ugh how can people not wear a bra ever since my boobs grew i have worn a bra since i just dont feel right with out it..... unless i got a sunburn then i just want to murder the damn thing but still.....

 
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lmao jonas bros yer so righhttt :]

 
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Follow the girl codes:1,let the guy ask u out always.2,wear a bra where ever unless ur wearing bathing suits................

 
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hey just get over it thee are other fish in the c

 
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thats wat yhu get hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
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y wernt u wearing a bra

 
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ooh my god

 
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To bad so sad dont worry ull get ur kiss hopefully

 
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To bad so sad dont worry ull get ur kiss

 
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u should wear a bra. what kind if girl doesnt?! anyway u should have pulled him in with you. then u couldve gotten your kiss

 
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And WHY weren't you wearing a Bra??

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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well you should of being wearning a bra and i agree with jobrolover4eve. why didn't you just ask him out cause it sounds like he wanted you to ask him out or something like that instead of going to kiss him and fallen in the water

 
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y dint you were a bra

 
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wowwww no bra pathetic but a really funny story tell tht 2 ur kids some day :) :)

 
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omg i jus found out tht joe and camilla broke up!!!! joes single!!!!

 
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y would u not wear a bra if u thout rite that would of not happend and u should of just asked him out and then maybe that would lead to a kiss

 
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fail

 
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Sorry, but that's kinda hilarious. (P.S. Never forget your bra.)

 
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OMG! WHY weren't you wearing a BRA?! FAIL

 
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whu goes out widout a BRA?? dat is so messed up.

 
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you shudd alwaysss..alwayssss.alway yssss WEAR A BRA

 
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WTF!? no bra, Fail.

 
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whattheheckmag.com is a website who is the real shelby? cause they r one of the owners

 
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ummm twilight fan r u a member of our site? thats what i wrote... is that like 4 the contest or sumthin???

 
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Could have happened to anybody. But you should have been wearing a bra.

 
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tropicalgummibe, ur website is hilarious! i love it.

 
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