2 years ago

My Little Bro Pooped On My Crush!

I promised my parents I’d watch my baby brother one afternoon. My dad had to work late and my mom had a doctor’s appointment. How hard can watching a one-year-old be?

I told a bunch of my girl friends (and my crush Tammy!) to meet us at the park, and they were seriously impressed at what an awesome big brother I was...until little Jacob decided to poop everywhere. It came out the sides and back of his diaper, and leaked onto Tammy, who was holding him!

They were disgusted, of course, but were even more horrified that I hadn’t brought any diapers or wipes or anything with me. How was I supposed to know? Boy, did I make a stinky babysitter.

 
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in 1897 a lady was in the woods and got lost wa ghost killed her and if this doesnt get posted in three more stories she will come and take over you

 
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i agree with snoglobe22 ansd when its a newborn-about 2 1/2 ALWAYS bring extra diapers

 
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awww, maybe your parents shouldve gotten a babysitter. sad 4 u, dude, lol i agree with snowglobe22

 
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thaats freaking disgusting dude. and btw to the idiots below me: they are GIRLS who are his FRIENDS. god why cant boys and girls be friends without people calling them a couple?

 
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wait guys dont have a bunch of girlfriends

 
 
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did any 1 notice it said "i told a bunch of my girl freinds and my crush tammy" then it said "an awsome big brother" 1. how many girl freinds dose he have? 2. is he evn talking about girl freinds or was he talkin about his buddys? 3. if he was talkin about his buddys is he gay cuz guys dont call theyer buddys theyer girlfreinds thats just weird!!!!

 
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dont worry dose tammy still like u ..?

 
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NO way atleast u agreed 2 babysit rite

 
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wait, your a girl, and tammy's a girl? I'm confused

 
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paste this message to 3 comments and press ALTF1 and your crushes name will appear onthe scree

 
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my lil bro does that 2!

 
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I also have a one year old baby brother. and he poops everywhere all the time but the worst part is he knows how to take his own diaper off!

 
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I also have a one year old baby brother. and he poops everywhere all the time but the worst part is he knows how to take his own diaper off!

 
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im a babysitter and what kind of an ideot would bring a baby someware with out dippers?!? and if a was tammy i would be really grossed out ewwwwww

 
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boys never were the baby type...

 
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Haha teamjonas11 i was eating too when I read this...yuck...=[

 
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PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.

 
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thats lovely. im kinda trying to eat.

 
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come on!!!Everyone knows your suppost to bring extra diapers.Well I guess u didnt huh?smooth move genious

 
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i would be a little smarter to think ahead if u wanted to impress tammy maybe u should have thought a little gosh now u loook stoopind in front of her ya this is tammy how could u do that i love your bro but u are disgusting ya its me i cant imagine how u got past first grade gosh jerk dont talk to me ever again

 
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it looks like the baby is puking and pooping,Or eating his own poo?

 
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tsh tsh tsh you`ll never learn

 
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i guess the only thing you could do is take him home.

 
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do u know how 2 take care a baby i am only 12 and i have a baby bro and baby cousin!!! and i know how 2 change them if i were u i would of brought pamper and wipes no matter what thats what ur suppose 2 do idoit!!!

 
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wtf?! why does everyone who posts their embarrasing moments on here have a STUPID comment about themselves? copy n paste if u agree!!!!!!!!!

 
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wtf?! why does everyone who posts their embarrasing moments on here have a STUPID comment about themselves? copy n paste if u agree!!!!!!!!!

 
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wtf?! why does everyone who posts their embarrasing moments on here have a STUPID comment about themselves? copy n paste if u agree!!!!!!!!!

 
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wtf?! why does everyone who posts their embarrasing moments on here have a STUPID comment about themselves? copy n paste if u agree!!!!!!!!!

 
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that is nasty

 
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OMG!!!!!!

 
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theyr nvr gonna forget that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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hah. dw, i would have forgotten it aswell, and im a girl XD shamefull...

 
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his brothers only 1 no 12 or 13

 
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A Girl wouldn't have forgoten that.. Anyways, HAHAHAHAAA

 
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to anonymous if a person has bladder problems then someone that age could wear diapers

 
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xofunlover your lying. & why would a 12/13 yr old weardaipers thatssisgusti ng

 
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so frickin gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

 
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now a girl wouldnt have forgot 2 bring stuff like that!

 
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xofunloverox u r gross therer like 10 and 11 who come on the siste they do not need 2 bee reading about ur sex life

 
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(*._.*) gross

 
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gross

 
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next time be prepared

 
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ewwwww tht story is so disturbin!!!!!

 
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YUKKKK but so romanticcc U GUYS WERE IN DA NUDEEEE wowwww gross

 
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umm... ew. not the little bro one... the one a few comments down... that was a little... no sorry, WAYYYYYY too much info!!!

 
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ew?

 
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that is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard.

 
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haahahahahaha

 
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wow...u shouyoda brought diapers and wipe...too bad it was tammy -sigh-

 
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rofl

 
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