1 year ago

My Little Bro Pooped In The Pool!

Two Saturdays ago, I had a pool party at my house and invited all my friends, including this total hottie named Chris. I couldn't wait to see him in his swimsuit!

Everybody was having a good time, but my mom insisted that I keep a close watch on my little two year-old brother Duncan, who is kind of a handful.

My crush Chris was totally cool with us playing with Duncan in the kiddie pool for a few minutes. That is, until we saw the grossest thing ever

There was a floating brown piece of poo in the pool! "Ewwww!!!" I screamed as my brother just stared at us with a little smile on his face.

Everybody was so grossed out, especially since I had accidentally touched the thing thinking it was just a piece of tree bark that had fallen into the water.

Basically, I washed my hands for like a full hour...

In the meantime, the whole party was ruined. Chris left without saying goodbye, really. And I was left cleaning up after my little bro's mess.

I can't blame Duncan (he's just a kid). But I still feel awful about the whole poopy day!

Do ya think Chris can get the image of that turd out of his mind and give me a call? It's been two stinkin' weeks!

 
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emmbaresing much

 
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just tell him if it was u i wouldnt of left but no it wasnt that way my lill brother is 2 wat do u exspect

 
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i no its not ur fault!!!!!he should be like laughing about it with u !!!!!!!!!1

 
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it wasnt ur fault! why does chris hate YOU?

 
 
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ewww thats really gross

 
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that. is. disgusting.

 
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gosh i wouldnt be that nice to my little brother i would give him a good telling off.

 
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no you have no luck if he hasn't called you by now my cousin did the same thing and he is 8 it was so grose

 
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aww i feel terrible 4 u... that must have been REALLY embarrasing

 
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eeeewwwww

 
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wow that is so emberising

 
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if you get danny gokey to call me for a date or maybe his hand in marriage i will get this guy to date you

 
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eeeewwwww and wow!!!

 
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ewwwww

 
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thats just gross

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww... disgusting pic

 
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dat iz grozzzzzzzzz

 
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ok if he really liked you he would have laughed it off and helped you. and btw your littl bro is soooo gross. i know hes only 2 but seriously. doesnt he have a diaper on?!?!!??!

 
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Tell your brother to take a crap in your parents bed and see how they like it. Why was he your respondibility anyway? It's your parents problem to watch him and clean up after him - I can't belive on top of everything they made you do it. I'm sorry. And another thing: it's gross but I can't understand why Chris is holding that against you - he needs to grow up. Obviously a good guy would understand and then tease you about it later but not ignore you.

 
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man that was totally gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! why did you yooch it that was so wrong he is not going to talk to you anymore

 
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That rilly sux.

 
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that sucks i hope i doesnt happento me with my little cousin(shes 2)uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 
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thats really funny but it does suck. It happened to my friend except it was in a jacozze

 
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yeah 1 time i pooped in a box because i was down stairs and i could not hold it and i saw a box and pooped in it

 
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yeah 1 time i pooped in a box because i was down stairs and i could not hold it and i saw a box and pooped in it

 
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Well I am the little sibling: Been there done that. (It's a lot of fun) Just Kidding!

 
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at least it was your brother and not you ... be greatful

 
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eww! that sucks

 
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gross!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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i would totally hate that a have a lil sis and is she a handful!! i feel ur pain!!

 
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nada U TOUCHED IT ewww like gross much?

 
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srry dude but i dont think so

 
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sorryy bout that. but give it sum time and if it doesnt work out call him to hang out again?

 
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AAAAAAWWWWWW! Im so sorry! Kids these days!

 
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i hate ur little bro.how could he do that to you?

 
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I'm so sorry! That's got to ruin everything.

 
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aww tht sucks!

 
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omg i would have just told them that it was Duncan's Snickers bar, picked it up, thrown it away, washed my hands and came back like nothing happend

 
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW WWWWWWW:P

 
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maybe you should call him and tell him that he's just a kid and you cant blame him.<_<

 
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lol

 
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wow thats so nasty but he should call u. i mean it wasnt your fault your bro took a dump in the pool

 
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ok first of all. the guy is a jerk if he hasnt called you yet. thats pretty low, it's not like you did it or told your brother to do it. yes it is gross, but people (especially people who are your age, 16, or close to it) should be able to look into the situation and realize that you didn't plan it. and i dont blame you for accidently touching it if you thought it was tree bark and you were trying to get it out of the pool to keep it clean. my parents are super strict about keeping our pool clean, to me getting it out of the pool would have been an instinct. second, to the people who commented negativly towards her, he's a 2 year old. based on the fact that he was smiling, he sounds like a naughty kid whos hard to handle, aslo she mentioned that he's a handful. it doesnt sound like potty training him wouldnt be an easy task. plus alot of kids dont learn to use the toliet until they are like 4 or 5. some kids learn early but he clearly isnt one of them.

 
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opps

 
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Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! I would've never forgived my mom or my little bro.

 
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that is nasty

 
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STOP emphasising with CAPS LOCK

 
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if he's gonna be grossed at anyone it should be DUNCAN it's not like you took a poo in the pool and he shouldn't be acting like that.if u ever have another party at your house the tell your parents what DUNCAN did at your pool party and ask them to please keep him in their room so DUNCAN can't do anything to embarrass you or gross out CHRIS

 
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