1 year ago

My Little Bro Wiped His Boogers On My Crush!

I love my little brother Richie...but he can be SUCH a brat sometimes!

A few weeks ago, this really cute guy that I had a crush on from school named Evan asked me to go to the movies with him. I was so psyched!

The problem was, my parents were not going to be home, so they asked me to take Richie along.

Huge mistake!

We went to go see Wall-E, which was fine. It might have been a really good movie...except I wouldn't know because Richie wouldn't sit still the whole time! He was annoying the whole theater by kicking the seat in front of him.

Not only that, but at one point I looked over — and Richie was picking his nose. I mean, REALLY getting up in there...

Then he wiped his hands all over my crush's shirt! Um...ewwwww!!!

Evan was trying to be a nice about it, saying it was no big deal. But I could tell he was totally grossed out. 

He walked us home, but once I got Richie back, Evan practically sprinted away and hasn't called me since. (Do you think he ever will?)

Needless to say, I'm NEVER babysitting my boogery bro again!

 
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i would of smacked the u know what out of him

 
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wow im so sorry!

 
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Ummm if he hasn't called u yet then he probaly never will sorry

 
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PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK

 
 
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haha that is not compared to my bro! and my lil bro gets violent som times. and he is only 6!

 
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i would have killed him it wouldve been a murder right then and there

 
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thayt is ewwwwwwwwwww! bit have to say that was funny ha ha ah ha h a ha

 
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no i dont think he ever will-e get wall-e wille

 
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA AHA HA!! I'M sorry but thats really funny! normally i would feel bad but i do stuff like that to my bro ALL the time!!

 
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Wow. And Wall-E was adorable. I hope you see it sometime if you havent already. and to the anonymous 2 below me... the duggars barely get onto the internet. If you watch their show then you would know that.

 
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you stink!

 
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I am 1 of the duggers I am Jessa

 
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i feel so bad for you i would so kill my lilttle bro but he know than to mess with me

 
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wow if that happened to me i would scream in the movie!!!! LOL

 
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these stupid 2 pplz below me (horses nd embarrassing) y would u lie bout somethin soo stupid?? i mean no1 will believe u. like seriously pplz, think!!! XD

 
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well i have 46 horses 6goats 2birds 2 cats 6dogs 90lizards (wild) 2hamsters thats all but im famous i was on kid nation!!!!!!!!!!

 
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i no how you feel i have 1 older sister i have a twin 2 sets of twins 3 triplets 4quaduplats 2 pigs 20 horses 15 chicken 1 rooster 5 dogs 7 cats 1 inguanas 22 fish 5 rabbits 17 birds and thats all my familys not famous

 
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jejejejejejejeje. dats embarrising and if i had a lil bro i wouldnt blame you

 
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even if i liked the guy i would of told him that my parents are away and i have to baysit my brother and asked to go out next week duhh dork

 
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WOW I just mean wow sorry though!

 
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me too!! my bro is a big fat nose picker!!

 
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yeah. my little bro kills a lot of good moments too. what can we say? cant live with them. cant live without them ._.

 
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I DONT THINK HE WILL CALL YOU SORRY thankfully i dont have a bro lol

 
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aww no offence but if that was my broher i would KILL him

 
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im glad im a only child

 
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i wouldn't call you. it's not your fault just your brothers.

 
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i am glad i am the only child

 
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uhh thatt suckss

 
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omg im sry 4 u cuz that rly sucks

 
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Wow...

 
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Some of you are lucky, your crushes ask you out! But something always HAS to go wrong. Hahaa

 
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TTFN means ta-ta for now.

 
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I feel soo sorry for you. :(

 
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what goes TTFN mean?

 
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dont worry girl. im sure he will.like someday.anyway you sould get richie to apoligize 1000 times to evan.evan will forgive him.TTFN

 
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I'm glad i don't have a bro.

 
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ur bro is stupid

 
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Well I don't think so no offense or anything.

 
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it alright it could be worst like.. she couldve showed u spongebob underwears she picked and than say i know u like them so just chill out

 
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it alright it could be worst like.. she couldve showed u spongebob underwears she picked and than say i know u like them so just chill out

 
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if they dont say anything make the st move

 
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PLESE I WOULD HAVE SMAKED THE BOOGERS OUT OF HIM

 
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you should call him and say ur lil bro won't come eit this time... try to joke around a bit if you get nervis

 
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Teach that boy some lessons! AND MANNERS!!

 
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he wont

 
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UM-EW! I HAV A LITTLE BRO TOO! but not as gross as richie! omg how embarassing wut a brat

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww....wwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwww....wwwwwwwwww w....wwwwwwwwww ps: just say sry like 10000 times and u ask him out hell understand and next ime keep ur bro beside u sry lol !!

 
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he must be really nice. you are so lucky.

 
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Its awesome that he didnt take it that seriously when ur brother did that. But that sucks for your brother to do that!!! Talk to him sometime, or call him

 
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