1 year ago

My Mom Brought Over My Blankie

One night, I was hanging out at my buddy Jason's house with a bunch of the guys playing video games and ordering pizza. It got kind of late, so I called home to tell my mom I was sleeping over.

What I didn't plan on was her showing up at the door an hour later — holding a blankie!

"Mark, I know you have trouble sleeping when you're not at home, so I brought over Mr. Snuggles to keep you company," she said.

Of course, my friends thought this was the most hilarious thing in the world. All night long, all I kept hearing was, "Good night, Mr. Snuggles! Sweet dreams!" Thanks a lot, mom.

 
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1.cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into ur hand (make it into a fist) 3. post this on 3 different stories and 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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sux 2 b u! haha u know moms r gonna do tht so mayb u should hide ur personal belongings

 
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sux 2 b u! haha u know moms r gonna do tht so mayb u should hide ur personal belongings

 
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hahaha! niice move! but they'll get over it, thts pretty funny tho!

 
 
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I like Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eesssssssssssssssseeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee

 
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OMG MY MOM DID THAT TOO BUT I ASKED HER TO I CANT SLEEP WITH OUT IT AND IM 13 I REALY DONT CARE

 
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omg i have a blanky 2 its a princess one but i named her mrs fluffyboo

 
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i sleep with A LOT of stuffies

 
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lol i cant call u a wimp or anything cuz i never can make it threw a night at someone else house so ill just laugh at u! mr snuggles lol rofl

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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Im 11 and a girl so I sleep with my blanket I got when I was born I really woudn't mean much to me.

 
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OOOOO that stinks

 
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mr. snuggles lol i mean soo not funny lol

 
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Aw don't worry haha i'm a teen too and i still sleep with lambie ^.~

 
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i would easily laugh that off... of course it helps that im a girl!!! and i am 11... not 16!

 
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omg thats soo funny dont feel bad i still sleep wit a stuffed bunny

 
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OMG!!!!!!!!! that really sucks..... at least it wasnt your enemy who saw your blankie

 
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Mr.Snuggles?

 
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omg! that is so damn funny!!! I'm so sorry foer whoever wrote this!!!! lollollollol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

 
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

 
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theres nothing wrong with having trouble sleeping away from home. im 15 and i cant sleep away from home without putting a stuffed animal at the end of my bed or sleeping bag because im so used to having my cat sleep by my feet every night. i guess its because every night since i got my cat as kitten 6 years ago, she has been curling up at my fee,on my bed every night. im just so used to it that it feels so weird not having something about the size of my cat by my feet every night.

 
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that is sooooo cute.. well atlest you dont sleep with it every night!!

 
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OMG! "Goodnight Mr. Snuggles!!" Oh mah god hilarious!

 
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aww thats cute!! but yeah i agree with the ppl that say that if your "friends' dont let it go then they are just stupid and immature

 
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your friends are gay if they dont let that one go. and my mom once told everyone about my "mickey doll" that i sleep with and they were reminding about that from 2nd grade until now. 6th grade. yay!

 
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that's so cute

 
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just put it in your sleeping bag and PRESTO!

 
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wow that's embarrassing but they'll get over it and if they don't then they are just weird.

 
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and when i was 11 i still sucked my fingurs my mom tried all this stuff like putting vinigur on i sucked it off then she tried really hot hot sause and i hated hot sause i sucked it off i was all like "u can never tear me away from my fingurs that taste like chicken!!!!"

 
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its ok atleast your mom does not bring over your old teddy named bear in the big blue house AND a blankie called bankit

 
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dontfeel bad i have a blankie 2

 
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Honeynut you are soo right! Anonymous is so mean people call me mean names 2. so leeve him alone.

 
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that is so funny, sorry dude but it is!:)

 
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lol

 
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Anonymous your mean and a bitch so what it dosent matter oh and you spelled have wrong HAVE NOT HAV OK GET SOME SPELLING LESSON UH BITCH

 
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so thats okay everytime i go out o sleep over at a friends house or something like that i take my three stuffed animals with me LUNA,CHICKAS,and,FROGIE and come on i take my LUNA every were i go to mall every were and im like 15 years old

 
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thats so like lol and sad

 
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LOLZ! Mr. Snuggles! I'm sry, i don't mean to be harsh but still!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!

 
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Those guys probably have a blankie or a stuffed animal too that they sleep with when no one is around, so don't feel bad about it!!!

 
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LOL IM SRRY BUT THAT IS SOO FUNNY!!!!!

 
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If they were real friends they wouldn`t do that

 
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if they were ur REAL friends they would say they were kidding or apologize!

 
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i feel bad for you

 
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LOL!!! dont worry i have a blankey and lots of ppl kno and they do do anything aabout it!! WHO CARES!!?

 
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i have a kiity dool named well kitty and i have a blankie 2 also nbamed blankie :I

 
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i used to have a "blankie" now im 14 and they're G.O.N.E gone

 
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i have a teddy bear named tedd and i suck my thumb when im tired or bored

 
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