1 year ago
My Mom Farted At The Gym!
Submitted by Arlene (16), from Dobbs Ferry, NY
My mom is like an exercise freak and she keeps asking me to come to her aerobics class with her.
Well, one day, I finally caved in. The good news: There was this totally hot instructor guy there!
The bad news: My mom had beans for lunch.
For a few minutes, I did some stretches, hoping the instructor would notice me.
But then I heard some weird noises coming from my mom.
While she was doing sit-ups on a giant ball thingee, my mom was totally farting! And it smelled really bad, too.
The instructor guy was a professional and tried to ignore it, but it was tough when the whole room started to stink.
"Sorry, my tummy's a little upset," my mom announced to everybody, as I tried to bury my head in my yoga mat.
I've heard of doing stomach crunches, but that's ridiculous!
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
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that is so embarrassing!
Omg that woulda been EMBARRASING!!!! not to bad about the guy tho
get over it! it's not like the guy is someone you know! if it was someone from your school, like your crush, well... that would be different. but this is just some weirdo that's an instructor at a gym because he can't find any better job than that.
I had it happen except i was the one farting and my aerobics teach hates me and said (my name)would u like to tell the class wat u just did or shall i. i said u can. and shes like well(myname) just farted i think my have peed a little and a woman who had a baby had a extra diaper and her purse and offered in and i had to wear it for the rest of the class and it just started! and it was only a shirt and diaper! but i did pee a little.
i agree with mrs.nickjonas124 i mean she is ur mom and i dont think u shoukd be embarrased of her just get over that guy right?
oohhh.... I'd say never go there again, when your mom asks to go , say : NO!
oh gett over it! it was just another lame guy!!
omg my friends mom farted during church and she kept being out in the open about it. Like she would fart and than say 'oh my goodness sorry you guys i had beans for lunch' I felt bad for her daughter who was in the room
BTW ur name is Arlene,right?that's a cute name!Arlene is also my BFF's mom's name
ur mm shouldnt have said that her stomach's upset cuz everyone will already know that she's fartin.BTW wat did the "hot" instructor say?also,u shouldve put it on the "SUX 4 ME" thing but it really doesnt matter now cuz u already put it on the stories thing
ur mm shouldnt have said that her stomach's upset cuz everyone will already know that she's fartin.BTW wat did the "hot" instructor say?also,u shouldve put it on the "SUX 4 ME" thing but it really doesnt matter now cuz u already put it on the stories thing
Ooo... Shame...
oooh sux 4 u! sry lol
that is so emmbsrrasing
wow ur mom is the worst!!!!
Holy Crap... Literally! LOL im sorry!
Oh Mi Edward! IM SO SORRY!
at least it wasn't a wet fart and poop didn't come out
holy crap sorry
ummm....ewwww
ummm....ewwww
thats just.....wow
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Pffft kinda funny yet really gross! That's so embarrassing i feel for you X(
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i would have made out with the hot instructor and then just left. i know im a whore
sorry but your mom's a freak!!!!
at lease she didnt say she had "the runs":P
i would have left.
FUNNY SO HILARIOUS BUT UR MOM HAS SERIOUS PROBS
FUNNY SO HILARIOUS BUT UR MOM HAS SERIOUS PROBS
lllllllllloooooooolllllll llll omg
id kill my mom if she did that. :S
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omg i would be so mad
i know how you feel, my mom will go to a restuant and start talking in a really loud voice about how the food she is eating sometimes makes her gassy!!!!
omg, my mom is from dobbs ferry!! nice story, not, that isnt that bad, geeez. think of another one!!
LMAO!
Don't be embrassed like almost all of my friend's mom fart too.
stinky finky farty doo
every one's mom farts. so dont be embrassed. you are worried more so because she farted in public. just get over it.
dont be ashamed. moms have problems with gas occasionally. even my mom farts but not in public & in an embrassing manner like this. just get over it
haha funny
well look on the bright side at least it wasnt you who farted and at least the cute guy noticed you....right....ok wrong but i do feel 4 you
I would have left the room and tell her that i would never come wiht her again! and i feel 4 u. it suck and its really gross
hahahaha dhatsz totally embarresiinG[!]
EEEEWWWWWW! That's disgusting.