1 year ago

My Mom Took a Pic Of Her Nostrils

"My dad asked me the other day if I'd heard of Denny Lovato. I had to explain that it was Demi…and that she was a girl." — Maureen, 15, East Plano, TX

"Yesterday, my mom tried to take a photo with her camera phone, but it was turned the wrong way. So she got a close up of her nose." Sara, 13, Fulton, MO

"My dad thinks YouTube is actually made out of tubes." — Pamela, 14, Shakopee, MN

"My parents are convinced that 'Zanessa' is the actual name of a person. They don't realize it's just Zac and Vanessa put together." — Nina, 14, Moreland Hills, OH

"My mom keeps calling her browser Godzilla Firefox. Um, ma — it’s Mozilla." Tanner, 13, Covington, KY
 
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anonymous, its GODZILLA

 
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i dont get the dogzilla one?????

 
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1.cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into ur hand (make it into a fist) 3. post this on 3 different stories and 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER

 
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hehe Zanessa one...my parents are actually in the know with stuff like that, the weird thing is is my brothers AREN'T. they're 10 and never heard of Speidi. When they heard the name, they were laughing, and I was like, "what"? and they were like, "that guy's name is Speidi!" i was like, "lame!"

 
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GODZILLA..... RUN

 
 
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godzilla firefox....good GOD XD

 
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i have firefox too..i just call it firefox...

 
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interesting.

 
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interesting.

 
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these actually are not fake i just submitted one

 
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ohhh.... kay!

 
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lolol godzilla LMAO!

 
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godzilla lol

 
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omg

 
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Godzilla...LOL

 
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lol Godzilla fox

 
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weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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lol wow those are wicked!! :D

 
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lol

 
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lol

 
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haha..godzila!!!!!...lolz

 
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THis has to be made by 4tnz because when I published a story it didn't ask for my NAME or where I live it just said Send

 
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have you noticed these stories always say "ma" instead of mom? TOTALLY fake!

 
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wow Godzilla

 
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this is probably lies..................... ......................... ............

 
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how much alcohol do your parents drink? that not normal, even my parents are smarter than that, the people that don't know what facebook is.

 
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wow ur parents r pretty stupid.... no offence

 
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she did not

 
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My mom is so clueless when it comes to twilight, she thought it was going to be a literal video of the twilight!

 
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plz text me back thx x10

 
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dey gay

 
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thatz funny espeacially the furst one

 
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idots

 
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ha lol

 
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GODZILLA!!!!

 
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Nina copied the Zanessa one from somewhere else

 
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wow, omg these parents don't get it......

 
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ok i dnt now why u b*tches wast ur time talking crap to this little girls wen all we now u could be the same age go get a life if u dnt like wat they say then dnt be saying that hte storys r fake and dumb get of the web site and get a life

 
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ok anonymous way down their that spells lovato like lAvato First thing it's spelled lovato and second.... GET THE HECK OFF A TEENS WEBSITE YOU STUPID 7 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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I love when you can tell some of these are fake. No one would actually think youtube was made out of tubes...nice lie, Pamela.

 
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Anonymous shutup you always trying to go off talking about somebody but then there you go leaving some stupid comments

 
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kk i hate it when they combine couples names! its so stupid! and also "sexy" "girl" do u hnestly expect parents who dont watch listen read or pay attention to the dumb disney "stars" to know what zanessa is? second grade my butt.

 
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haha.... my dad calls mozilla mozzerela

 
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YOUR MOM DIDNT KNOW THAT ZANESSA WAS A COMBINATION OF ZAC AND VANESSA????? THEY TEACH THAT IN THE SECOND GRADE! LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

 
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i LUVVVVVVVED the one with the camera phone!!!!it made me fall outa my chair lauphing!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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the picture one is funny and the youtube one is super funny

 
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hahaha lol

 
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lol godzilla? hahaha thats hilarious.

 
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The dumbest was the youtube one. LOL!

 
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"My mom keeps calling her browser Godzilla Firefox. Um, ma — it’s Mozilla." I actually laughed at this one! Nice one.

 
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