1 year ago

My Mom Treated Me Like A Baby!

I KNOW I'm probably not alone in this...but my mom sometimes treats me like I'm an infant.

It's usually not a big deal or anything (maybe a little annoying). But her timing was REALLY bad a few weeks ago, when I was at the mall, hanging out with my friends.

This totally cute girl named Jamie (who I knew from school) came over to chat me up. I was so psyched! 

Of course, that's when I spotted Hurricane Mom, coming my way.

She was over two hours early picking me up and just HAD to come find out where I was. Not only that, but she brought over bags of clothes that she bought for me that looked totally ridiculous (we're talking the worst style ever).

THEN — right in front of Jamie — my mom pinched my cheeks, gave me a big, sloppy, wet kiss on my lips and told me I was her little "Baby Brian Bear." MOMMMMMM!

All my friends thought it was hilarious, of course. And so did Jamie, who kept calling me "Baby Brian Bear" for the rest of the afternoon.

Well, at least she called me something, right? Still, why can't my mom take a chill pill sometimes!

 

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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hahahahahahahahahahahahah a

 
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awww baby brian bear

 
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i am :(so srry

 
 
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Thatz so sad My Im younger than U and my mum never duz that :S

 
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srry!...tlk to her to tell her to chill about it..

 
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my youtube page, you guys, its hi-lar-i-ous BEING A RANDOM PERSON YOU HAVE TO LOVE IT youtube.com/ilikkagrav y/

 
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My mom is SO overprotective. She treats me like I'm five. She pinches my cheeks and calls me her little baby boy.

 
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wet kiss on my lips ummmm...ewwwwwww

 
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lol, my mom is a supply teacher at my school and she suppyled for our class yesterday, and we were doing math and I asked her a question and I told her the answer I thought was right and she said. That's correct hun and gave me a big kiss on my mouth... =) All my friends stared but i love my mommy, even if she can be so emmbarrasing <3 I LOVE YOU MOMMY

 
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My mom calls me Naughty Nathie in front of the hottest girl of the school and my friends Real name Nathan

 
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Wanna know my name? Nathan wanna know my nick name mother gave me as child Naughty Nathie She called me that way when i whas flirting with a very HOT girl

 
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eww!!!!!!! on your lips and it's wet thats soo gross but emmbarssing i'm sooo sorry 4 u

 
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OMG!!! THAT IS A GR8 SITE, MYRANDOMLIFE!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!

 
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AWWW!!! AT LEAST BABY BRIAN BEAR IS A BF/GF THING 2 SAY!!!

 
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I'm with ya

 
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myrandomlife11 ur sites awesome im on it now

 
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awkward

 
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my mom wouldent do anythng that bad she usally just acts normal and she so doesent come to the mall with me thew only time she comes with me to the mall is when im not going with friends and i want her to buy me somthing because im not trusted alone with her credit card lol

 
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well be glad you even have a mom some ppl don't.

 
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w-o-w! hey , im still my moms kayda -butt sometimes .... BARF-A MANIA

 
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omg that pic is horribly freaky.

 
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You are a geek man.

 
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o woow if that was me i would go home and curse her OUT big time!

 
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thats funny and embaressing at the same time

 
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am glad my moms gone alot

 
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BILL BILL take a chill pill wow losa

 
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im from connecticut [: wow suck for you sometimes my mom treats me like a child too she always wants me in bed at like 8;00 when im like freaken 13 and i have to study crap and she gets pissed..

 
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omg nick is mean

 
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OMG poooooooooooor u

 
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sux 2 be u loser

 
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sux 2 be u loser

 
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go to http://myrandomlife11.web s.com for the latest gossipe :) <3 peace

 
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Big deal i would just punch a nyone who laughed XD

 
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yeah right, baby brian bear?

 
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if that was my mom i would be like omg!

 
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That would be soooo embarrasing!!!! I AM FRIGHTENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

 
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sux 2 be u

 
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bwahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahah. okay im done. wait not yetbwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa okay nowim done

 
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*snicker* one sec bwahahahahahahahhaahaahah ahhahhahahahah

 
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hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaahahahahaahahaahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahhah ahahahahahhahaahahhahahah aahhahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahbaby brian bear

 
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one of my best friends erin and i were at the mall and we didnt know her mom was there and we were talkin 2 these really cute boys from school then erins mom saw us and yelled out air bear and erin got really red and the guys started laughing i did 2 the good thing is i got a date but erin didnt

 
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Oh that SUCKS! Sometimes moms don't realize that "Baby Brain Bear" isn't exactly the coolest thing to call a 16 year old in front of his friends. I mean, what if you went up to her in front of her friends and said, "Moooooommmmmyyyy!! I want to go potty!" Yeah. Then she'd get it.

 
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Awww!!! It's okay! My parents are embarassing too! I bet Jaime thinks it's cute! Baby Brian Bear!

 
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My mom calls me "Care Bare" and it is so embarrasing! All my friends joke about it to!

 
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Baby Brian Bear.....lol...that's jilarious....i'm glad my mom isn't as embarrassing as your

 
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Baby Brain Bear. Wow. Sorry. I'm so glad my mom never called me my personal nickname outside of the house. Cant say the same for my sister lolz.

 
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wooow that sucks. my mom calles me lissaa lu sometimes.

 
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