1 year ago

My Pants Split On The First Day of School!

I was really psyched to show off my cute new pants on the first day of school.

But while putting them on, I realized they were insanely tight. My mom must have washed them by accident and totally shrunk them!

I had no time to find another outfit, so I just squeezed into them the best I could.

Boy, was THAT a stupid thing to do. 

While I was walking down the hallway in school, I saw my crush Neil pass by.

Since I wasn’t looking where I was going, I tripped over some kid's backpack and wiped out in front of everybody.

To make it even worse, the back of my super tight pants had ripped and my underwear was showing.

Everybody started cracking up (no pun intended) — even my crush.

So I had to spend the rest of the day wearing ripped pants and trying not to turn my back to people.

Not exactly the first impression I wanted to make! I'm such a butthead.

 

 

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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STOP THE STUPID CHAIN LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!

 
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when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something goo

 
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i had this really cute beret and it went in the wash by mistake and shrunk!!!

 
 
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HAHA BUTT HEAD? GET IT?

 
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lol

 
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you guys need to stop being so mean it wasnt her fault

 
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yes you are.

 
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THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL MAYBE NEIL WILL LIKE THE BOOTY HE SAW. OMG I JUST SOUNDED LIKE A TOTAL PERV. O...K... ANYWAYS GOODLUCK W/NEIL.=)

 
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wear pants that fit not pants that make you look like you have on spandex

 
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Neil mite be flirting with you or he is just plain wierd if he is making fun of you Denise I like you you sound cool

 
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i agree with the girl who said "you guys don't even".......

 
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i have those jeans in the pick

 
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oh god

 
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wow! all this time i thought i waz the only one. the same thing happened to me!!! it waz sooo embarrasing!!!

 
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You guys dont even no if shes fat, she could be waaay smaller than you so dont be mean!!!! Its ok Denise it wasnt your fault

 
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YYEAH, YOU ARE A BUTTHEAD BUT I WOULD OF STYLED THE RIPPED PANTS!!!

 
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anonymous, if u hav such a good relationship with ur mom how come u were asking about how to keep ur period a secret

 
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this is why i keep a good relationship with my mom. i text her when my pants rip or anything and she comes to get me and make an excuse to take my home. ALWAYS BRING A HOODIE so you can try and cover it up. tis what i do.

 
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anonymous that is kinda rude since your the god of everything, washing your clothes and so skiny, these things happen to normal girls

 
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lolzz

 
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you must be a fatty!

 
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Thats why I wash my own clothes! DUH!!

 
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how fat r u?

 
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Lol

 
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I LIKE PIE!!!!

 
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that was wired! OMG did u tell your mom???

 
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that was so stupid funny i love that

 
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paniclover you need to shut the blank up shes not fat her mom washed them try to READ before you make a comment

 
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Rofll. Ahh, I'm sorry. Unfortunately, I had ripped pants on the first day of school as well. I feel your pain.

 
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butthead

 
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ha ha ha fattie that's what you get for trying to squezze into tight pants

 
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL just kidding. I FEEL SOOO BAD 4 YOU....LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL

 
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0k... that stinks.....

 
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wow it takes guts to walk down the hall with ripped pants

 
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that happened to someone in my school last year, and after a month everyone forgot about it

 
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lol

 
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i feel bad

 
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Ouch. Don't worry tht happened 2 me b4 and all the guys luved it! Yaaaaaaa feels good doesn't it?!

 
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Ouch. Don't worry tht happened 2 me b4 and all the guys luved it! Yaaaaaaa feels good doesn't it?!

 
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So, I think it would be pretty fun, I wanna split my pants at school by "accident" lol

 
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ooo sorry ! i wuld bn soo embarassed

 
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dnt wrry it happened to me at cheerleading in front of everybody including HOTT football players yeah feel lucky!!!

 
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wow that probully was so embarissing but I had it worse! I was having my period and I was at school hanging out with my crush then somebody shouted out I was on my period! so now when I walk by my crush he asks if i've been on my period ugh!

 
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burn is all i can say

 
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I can not even go out of my room if pants are to tight. You got some guts.

 
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always carry a spare in ur locker or ur bag...lol

 
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TOTTTALY TRUE.

 
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