3 weeks ago

My Shorts Fell Off During the Track Meet!


Last week, I had a big track meet. And even though I'd always been told that frosh "ride the pine" their first season, I was going to be one of my school's two hurdlers that day!

As my event was called, my coach pulled me aside. "I think you'll do great," he told me. "You can beat these guys." Wow, not only my first race but probably my first win, too? There was no way this was going to get any better.

I got into position and waited for the gun, before *Bang!* taking off. But right before my first hurdle, something didn't feel right — my shorts were slipping off! I tried to keep going, but I couldn't run as fast trying to hold up my shorts with one hand. I decided to just finish as quickly as possible, but it didn't work — they ended up falling off!

I almost tripped, but managed to come in second, despite baring my Hello Kitty undies to the world! I was totally embarrassed, but even more embarrassed that I was told I couldn't place for not wearing a "proper uniform!" When was I going to get this chance again?!

Not only did I let down my coach and my whole team, but my parents, too. The good news? It looks like I'll be doing something productive on the bench after all — like sewing extra elastic into my shorts.

 
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there was a girl named Dana. She was 14 and liked to walk in the woods. she was walking one day and found a hole with stairs going down. she took the stairs, only to find that the bottom was really tight. a man appeared at the top and started to bury her alive. Dana tried to scream, but the dirt was getting all in her mouth. she tried to move, but she was stuck. she tried to breath, but her neck was being choked by the dirt. Dana pleaded that she would survive, but the dirt kept coming on and on and on until finally she suffocated. Its all over. Post this same thing to 5 more stories or Dana will find you tonight. she will take you to the woods she died in, and will suffocate you like she was suffocated. attached to Dana will be a note that the man wrote before she died: 'I was suffocated, buried alive. You are very lucky if you can survive. So post this story, give me glee, or you will go through the same punishment as me.' *in loving memory of Dana Wolfley*

 
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lol! something like that happened to this kid in my class in PE in 2nd grade he was running a lap and his pants fell off... EMBARRESSINGGGG

 
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buy smaller shorts next time!

 
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9th comment i love joe jonas<3

 
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omg u couldn't place coz of that?! how stupid is that!!This world is just 2 serious sometimes

 
 
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awwwwwww you shouldn't have gotten disqualified...your shorts didn't fit its not like you intentionally pulled them down....right????

 
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thats hecka mest u couldnt place.

 
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ouch

 
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aahhh...sooo embarrassing!! i feel sorry for you!

 
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lol :P

 
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oooooohhh suuuuuxx for yuh

 
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oooohhh dat suuxxxx