1 year ago

My Sister Fed Me Dog Food

My little sister Evie can be a little scatterbrained sometimes. Whenever she takes something out in the kitchen, she always puts it back in the wrong place — and, one time, I paid the price.

It was the night I invited my crush Danny over to hang out and have a snack. He loves cereal, so I rummaged around the cupboard for the clear plastic containers my mom usually keeps the Cocoa Puffs in. Well, little did I know that Evie had accidentally poured Kibbles & Bits (for our dog Junior) in the same container!

Danny and I began munching away unaware of the switcheroo — and quickly realized that we weren't eating stale Puffs. It was dog food!

Both of us immediately got violently ill in the kitchen sink as Evie just looked on at laugh.

As I chased her around the house, she kept "woofing" at me.

Guess it's dog eat dog in my family.

 
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tht is cold.. but lol and ew and ive eaten dog food before!! not as ad as u think and my hair was SHINY!!!

 
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oh man that's cold..........

 
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aww tht wasnt nice of her

 
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eww! but LOL

 
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LOL

 
 
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weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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once my friends dared me to eat some cat food and i did it and i almost puked on her carpet.

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!!

 
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Lol.Catch her and beat her with the belt!

 
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i tried a piece of dog food. it tasted exactly the way dried dog poop smells.

 
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OGM MY CRUSHS NAME IS DANNY..DANNY GOKEY! SO IF YOU LIKE MY DANNY THEN PAWS OFF!!! GAWD YOUR SISTERS A BITCH!

 
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wow and this has nothing 2 do with this but Mrs.Edward cullen never going 2 happen thats going 2 b me not ur ugly self!!!

 
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OME (oh my Edward) im so sorry!

 
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gross my friend did that to me with bacon but it was those beggin strips. IT WAS SOOOOOOO SALTY I SWEAR!! how do dogs like this crap?

 
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Dood i wish i had a sister like that that would be fun and i've eaten dog food its not that bad

 
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u and danny were throwing up bc of dog food?

 
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:L thats a brilliant story, don't you just love younger sisters

 
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Did you get sick because of the dog food or did you get sick because you noticed it was dog food? It's mind over matter

 
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I BET YOUR CRUSH HATES YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!

 
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lol at least your crush didnt freak out did he?

 
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i hate younger siblings

 
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Your sis sounds mean...she shouldn't laugh. I know she is only little, but some1 needs 2 watch her from time 2 time. Other than that, your story sounds weird. (not 2 b rude)

 
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gross eeewwww(hurl) blah grosssss!!!!!!

 
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HOw would u not know?

 
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eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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my sis used to go in the kitchen and grab a piece of dog food and suck on it and id be like whats in your mouth and shed be like dOGFOOD!!! LOL! My cousins used to eat it 2! I know i have a wierd family but just bare with me ok!!

 
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LOL THTS SOOO FUNNy oh well ur dog must be mad at u for eaating all his snacks

 
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Guys scatterbrainedness happens! Im sure she didn't mean to. If she did, that's another story. Stop saying all that: "oh id kill my sister!" and "OMG I'd hurt her so bad!!!" cuz if you were the younger sister... im SURE it would be different in your opinion. Lay off your sibs and love them. Time goes bye fast and you never know how much you luv and miss something until its gone :[

 
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i would kill my sis if she did that 2 me

 
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lol its fine i bet ur guy understands 2

 
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ew

 
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eww i would of killed my sis ecspecially if she started woofing at me

 
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SHE BETTA GO 2 JUVIE 4 THAT! >:(! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEW That is so gross

 
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OMG! My brothers useed to eat dogfood and my sister will just go in the other room and snatch one out of the bowl and eat it and i'll be like Natalie wats that in yo mouth. She'll be like dog food1 I'll be like ok?????

 
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I WULD BE LIKE HUN WAIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER I HURT MY SISTER :D

 
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i would KILL mi sista in cold-blooded murder if she did that!

 
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hahahahahahahahaha dumbass!

 
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your studid what a ass

 
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that is so groos did u kill her

 
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that is so groos did u kill her

 
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eww but i wouldof noticed right awayy that stuff smells B-A-D! :D

 
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In this pet shop we go to, they have dog treats that dogs and humans can eat!

 
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ok if my sis did that she wouldn't be here anymore.

 
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haha did it taste good!!?? haha

 
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i would have killed my sister thats horrible yuck

 
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ill i feel bad i can't believe u tasted dog food

 
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yuk

 
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