12 months ago
My Sister Peed On Santa’s Lap!
Submitted by Desiree (15), from Maplewood, NJ
Last week, my parents insisted that I take my baby sister Julia to the mall with me to do some holiday shopping ...and to see Santa. We had to wait on this huge line to see St. Nick, of course. And Julia looked a little antsy, like she had to go to the bathroom.
I was about to take her away to go pee when I saw Bradley, this REALLY cute boy from my class right in back of us.
We started flirting and before I knew it, it was Julia's turn to go on Santa’s lap.
That's when all hell broke loose. Apparently, Julia REALLY had to go to the bathroom, because before I knew what was happening, she had peed right on Santa!
Kris Kringle started flipping out and the little elves around him made such a scene, telling us to leave and NEVER come back.
I was SOOO embarrassed. But Bradley was cool about the whole thing and even asked for my digits.
Guess I got what I wanted for Christmas after all!
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not to the story but strawberry101 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ii am 11 and sadly i know all abould that gross FANTASY strawberry101 said
IM 9 AND I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
i agree with my random life well other then the celeb names and im 11 and i know what it means
i will never eat strawberrys again.EVER AGAIN.
Strawberry 101 your serious! your going to get pregnant! than have to deal with a child and be in pain in labor and be big and walk around ur school with a bulging tummy and wear maternity clothes and ur parents will be mad and a baby kicking in you during a math test what ever and hav to go for sonograms and heartbeatS! (my older sister [25] was pregnant a good pregnant so i know this stuff) than your in labor and in pain just to show of that u had sex! it not worth it! getting sick and haveing a big round tummy just for sex god there kids on this site!and
just look back at what she said, it's on page 2....
What did Strawberry101 say ? am 13 so it ok
I bet u enjoyed that he got your digits
haha thts sorta cute way 2 go lil sis
AWESOME!
haha thats funny i would totally luahg my head off the rest of my life hahahaha
well this story is funny and at least you got his number that is a christmas present for some girls and strawberry101 and tatems do you know there is younger ppl that come on here and read this shit so you guys are really slutty girls and NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT YOU BOTH DID IT SO GO SOME WHERE ELSE AND TALK TO SOME OTHER PPL ABOUT THAT ACTUALLY CARES SORRY ABOUT MY FRENCH (CUSSING) SO STRAWBERRY101 AND TERREMS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
no one cares about ur f*cking sex life u nasty little bioth!
strawberry 101 u r such a slut why would any one want to know about your flippin' sex life im 13 going on 14 and when i decied i want to have sex im giong to be married and living a happy life hopefully i will married to some one that loves me not my freakin' body so i hope you have fun getting pregnant young and not being able to go to school to get an education and endnig up working a mcdonalds if u agree plz post again
strawberry 101 u r such a slut why would any one want to know about your flippin' sex life im 13 going on 14 and when i decied i want to have sex im giong to be married and living a happy life hopefully i will married to some one that loves me not my freakin' body so i hope you have fun getting pregnant young and not being able to go to school to get an education and endnig up working a mcdonalds if u agree plz post again
OK, OMG- I totes agree w/ Dottie but we all need 2 get back 2 the story!! (BTW- I thought the story was pretty funny...but kinda sick, @ least u got his digits!! JKJK)
OMG!STRAWBERRY WHY WOULD ANYONE BE JEALOUS OF A DUMB ASS LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!MOTHER F*CKING BITCH!
lol! so feth! idn! what theis!loloolololooo if i peed on stants lap ill tell him i swetting or what are u looking at! lol lol lol
It's not your fault!
strawberry101 u such a nasty bitch u r fucking retarted get a life asshole!!!!
ya know, i kinda like the way strawberry thinks. hey strawberry101 if your out there type 123 for some fun!
Sraw berry 101 heres a few words on your behafe:****************** ************************* ************************* ************************* ************************* ************************* ************************* ********************* know Ive made my point!
U guys (Strawberry101 and Tatems), IDK why you guys are saying those things that are not tru. C, Tatems said that and then Strawberry101 said the same thing. Look at that. ADMIT IT! ITS. NOT. TRUE!!!!
tatems sound really HOT... I will come to her house. Sounds fun and COOL!!!!!!
have you ever had sex with r teacher i have i am a girl and she is one too her pussy tasted sooo god she cummed a lot! sex rules come to my house if you are a lesbian and we can do it
Well im not pregnent i took a prenecy test and it came out negative. And omg! YES somebody almost saw us! It wuz the janitor tht wuz checkin the basement cuz he thought he heard something so we had to take our clothes and i had him carry me then we ran 2 a bookshelf. Idk wat its called but its made of steel with boxes. So steve found a really big box for like tvs and stuff then we tried 2 fit inside it! It worked good and we neva got caught. Xcept 4 the fact tht wen my parents asked me y i got home so late (like @ 9 @ nite) i sed oh my friend had a surprise 4 me @ their house and they totaly brought it!
ALLL I WANT 4 XMAS IS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ok the pic is reallllllllllllllllllllll lllllly funny XD
i agree!!
ok this is a sad story but at least it ended happily :D AND BTW STRAWBERRY101 U R THE SICKEST SLUTTIEST HOOKEREST DEMON IN THE WHOLE GALAXY! AND IF NOT THIS ONE EVERY OTHER GALAXY! NO ONE CARES ABOUT UR FU**ING SEX LIFE! KEEP THAT TO URSELF AND IF U WANT TO TALK ABOUT UR SEX LIFE GO ON TO A PORN SITE IF THATS WUT U WANT! GOOD LORD I HOPE U GET PREGNANT HAVE THE CHILDREN U NEVER WANTED AND THEN LEAVE THE FATHER WITH THE KIDS THEN GO RAPE EVERY FRIKIN HACKIN GUY THEN ONE OF THEM WILL MURDER U AND U WILL GO TO HELL CUZ OF UR SLUTTINESS!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if u agree! and also, i luv dottie for saying what she says about u (not in lez way but..u know) if u really want to have sex go F*** every guy u can find. then get fat and no one will want to f*** u and then ull be poor on the streets.
that is not your luck it is u'r bad luck
UHH SANTA IS SO STUPID AND MEAN!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE SLAPPED SANTA AND SAID "BE NICE YOU IDIOT"! UHH WAT A IDIOT SHES A KID!
i thought Santa and his elves were SUPPOSED 2 B nice! sorry, Julia! Santa Claus is mean!
so lucky
strawberry 101, I am not jelous for you, i just didn't want to read ur story... that story was funny about the baby and thee peeing..
On my beliefs, no one should lose their virginity until their marrige. Thats what a honeymoon is for. Im 11 (going on 12) and I think strawberry 101 is a h---. Little kids (like me and probably younger) are on this site. They dont want to read about you and your sex life. By strawberry 101 saying that they might get the wrong idea about sex
um 8iloveshiloh8 thats kind of slutty to say
MYRANDOMLIFE11 AND DOTTIE080343 ROCK!!:)
UH STRAWBERRY 101 IM LIKE ONLY 10 AND IF I WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT A SEX LIFE ID GO TO SEX LIFE.COM SO JUST SHUT UP!
Go Dottie and myrandomlife! totally agree with them. Strawberry, we do not care about you and "Stevie wevie"s sex life. There are little kids here. The comments is for commenting on the story, not about sex...gawd.
go dottie!!!!! o and strawberry im 9 so i dont wanna be hearin that crud!!! p.s. strawberry is a son of a elmo wad!!!!!!!!!! >:(
wow. That's horrible! at least it wasn't you whp peed ;)
wow...well @ lest u got his #!
Hahaha. Funny story. :]] (Strawberry and "Stevie Wevie" will just break up later.. who cares?)
wow strawberry101. that is sad. u just want to freak everyone out. why do u even put stuff on the internet like that when no one will belive u even if its true (not that it is)? dont ya think famous people come on here and see how stupid u are. so just shut the hell up! *for people just now reading this, look on page 2. strawberry101 posted about her and this guy steve doing sex in their school basement*
jeez. thats so gross strawberry. But anyways,i think that 15 is not a yung age too have sex. My friend lost her viginity when she was 10 and i lost mine when i was 12 with my 1st boyfriend of 1 year.
umm... I;m 11.
stupid
thehottie me66 i totally agree with you it is such a big lie!