11 months ago
My Sleepy Fart Startled The Class!
Submitted by Cheryl (14), from Houston, TX
My English teacher, Mrs. May, is the most boring teacher in the world – her lectures can put a crying baby to sleep! Sometimes, I can barely keep my eyes open in class.Last Wednesday was one of those days. I was already sleepy from eating a big lunch – our cafeteria serves the best burritos! – and a lecture about periods and commas was the last thing I wanted to hear!
I was starting to feel a rumble in my stomach – maybe those bean burritos were a bad idea! – but Mrs. May’s lecture put me fast asleep super fast.
I was having a nice dream (about walking down the aisle with Nick Jonas!) when I started to hear laughter, which woke me up.
When I opened my eyes, everyone was laughing and pointing at me, and fanning their faces. Then I smelled something awful, and realized what had happened… I had farted in my sleep!
Ugh. The whole classroom smelled, and I was the laughingstock. My luck stinks!
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ungh i think i smell it
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FUNNY FROG FARTS IN HER SLEEP THAT SWH O FARTS IN THEIR SLEEP YOU MORON.
k Cutiepoo123 no one wants to know that k tmi big time!!
Its okay. I fart in my sleep to. But LOUD ans STINKY! But if i go to the bathroom before i go to bed its not to stinky. When i dont go before i go to sleep there is a chance of POOP or PEE in my bed in the morning.
Its okay. I Fart in my sleep to REALLY LOUD AND STINKY! But when i go to the bathroom b4 i go to bed it doesnt really stink that much and if i dont go before i sleep. there is a chance or PEE or POOP in my bed.
Everyone farts in there sleep. We can't help it so don't worry about it just laugh back and say "oops"
who the heck FARTS IN THEIR SLEEP? eww.
Me like fart anonymous?Weiiirdddoo
i did tht exept it was silent and i let out the BIGGEST burp in the world! the class just did a little jump and then looked at me! then i mumbled excuse me!
omg that sucks
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oh my um
i would have never fallen asleep again
i would have never fallen asleep again
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uh oh........not good!
i thought it used to say 'Our cafeteria serves the best BEAN burritos!'
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whos bill kaulitz?
As long as u werent dreaming about my husband(Bill Kaulitz) your fine
As long as u werent dreaming about my husband(Bill Kaulitz) your fine
we learn from our mistakes.lesson number 1,dont eat your school burritos no matter how good they are
um actaully joe is mine so keep your paws off
That isnt that bad of course i dont really kare so that doeznt matter and JOE JONAS IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!
one time i wuz loitering and a teacher walked by and i FARTED ON HER LOUDLY.
HEY JOE IS MINE NO MATTER WAT I KISS HIS PIC EVERY DAY SO HAHA
Cool. I'm Mrs. Joe Jonas.
<3 Joe Jonas <3
ROFL LOL
ROTFL!and i love nick, but my heart belongs to JOE!!!!!!!!
Rofl:D Srry but thats funny:)
thats never good but if u make a joke of it maybe everyone wouldnt be laughing at u they would be laughing with u!
funny! and NICK IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
funny! and NICK IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
ooh .. i feel really sorry for u !! why dont u go back to sleep and dream about nick it will make u feel better !! XD
try to bring your lunch for now on. that's what i do
I am sorry but nice dream for one and i would like to try out those burritos!
im so sorry but hey, embarrissing things happen and pass
I hope your ok.Nice dream. ;)
ahhh sorry im already married to nick
nice dream now you have me thinking about him(like i wasn't already:^O) i always think about him!!!!!!
thats funny i cut one in class all the time lmao
your not allowed to dream about my husband lol
here's a thought. Don't eat the Burrito next time
i feel badd
why does every burp/fart story on this site hae to do with tacos or burritos? wow so original!
dont fall asleep next time yo