2 years ago

My Small Boob Trauma

I was trying a bunch of clothes on while I was back-to-school shopping with my mom.

She handed a t-shirt over the door of the dressing room and said (really loudly!), “Honey, since you’re always so worried about your small boobs, maybe this v-neck will make ‘em look a little bigger.”

I shushed her, but it was too late. I heard snickering from the stall next door, and when I came out, Madison, the most popular girl at school, was standing there laughing and flaunting her C-cup.

She still calls me A-cup Allie.

 
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wow if anyone has that much of a bad life and immaturity to call you "a-cup allie", dont even fret. she obviously has some insecurities she needs to work out and she's taking them out on you

 
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dont worry i have the same problem i am an a-cup so trying to find a shit that fits rigt is kinda hard. and it is horrible when people make fun of your small chest. i feel your pain

 
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dont worry i have the same problem i am also an a-cup so trying to find a shit that fits rigt is kind of hard. and it is horrible when people make fun of your small chest. i feel your pain

 
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It is ok i wear a 32-a and 2 boys call me flat-so but i don't really care because its better that having big 1's!!!lol:p

 
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It is like so ok I am barraley a 34-a and it kinda sucks cause 2 boys always call me flat-so but i don't care its better than having bit huge ones!!!lol:p

 
 
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i dont want them

 
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I wear a 40-a and I am only 5!

 
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i wear a 32A! im 12! started my period..and they dont get much bigger!! very angry..i mean ur boobs are supposed to get bigger when u start ur period...no mine...not yet! :)

 
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I wear a 34A and I'm only 11! The boys call me aflat! Well mainly only 2 boys.

 
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i wear a 34-A!!!! not that big at all! and no1 wantz to ask me out! so thatz y i kinda wear a lower cut shirt......and then ppl call me bad things!!!!...it getz on my nerves....

 
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i fell so sorry for you i wear a c-38 cup and i hate my big brest i wish they were c-28

 
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i have small boobs too and the boys make fun of me too. they make fun of you no matter what. boys are mean.

 
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yo i dont think its that bad having small boobs. my boobs are big and boys at school always make fun of me and my friends joke around all the time. plus they get in the way during sports especially when i cheerleade. but stil they will prob get bigger when you get older.

 
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i feel bad for you my boobs are huge i where a triple d 36

 
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I am a z-cup my boobs r sooo awesome I always look and admire them! Jk

 
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Well uh.... look on da brite side maybey ur boobs will get bigger like pamela andersons! Jk

 
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MY mom totally did that to me to! SORTA! GOOD luck with the stupid pops! SKRew em!!! LOL!

 
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My moms like that too but im a B cup and shee allways blurts out that shows 2 much of ur cheast

 
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oh cocinder ur self lucky 4 being a A up im just a double a=[but oh well lol

 
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OMG! Im sooo sorry! ;[ embarssingg.. MY mom is exactly like that. :S

 
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That is pretty mean her laughing at you and I can't belive she stills calls you A-cup Allie!

 
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i'd be in a fight with her i can't stand people making fun of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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im a c cup WOOT WOOT

 
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I'm a c-cup...WOO!

 
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That must suck.. But its not all fun haveing big boobs Im a c-cup and my friends are always clowning on how big my boobs are (Truthfully i just think they're jealous)

 
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That is pretty horrible.

 
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yikes

 
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this one person i used to know stuffed and always say that her boobs were real. then my friend went up to her and was all like 'then why are they all crinkly?" the girl turned red and ran away.

 
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that sux...A-cup allie...

 
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IM SORRY THAT STINKS

 
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i am an e-cup

 
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hahaha thats funny if my mom ever did that i would scream my head off but it just so helps that im one of the most popular girls in school:)

 
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that stinks! i am soooooooooo sorry!!!!

 
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i know how u feel, I dont have small boobs(which i am SO thankful for) but all my friends have small ones so I kindove feel weird with the only wearing a bra.

 
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Well that stinks with a capital SUCK!!!!

 
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oh no

 
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OWOW!!!!!!!!!!DATS CRAZY SHE AINT PERFECT HERSELF SHE JUS A C-CUP DAT AINT ALL DAT EITHER............

 
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lol im sorry but ever thought she might stuff? the "popular" kids at my school stuff

 
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Big boobs are not so goog

 
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thats so embarassing,i would never want to show my face in school again!!

 
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oooo sucky but a cups are better than my c cups i got streach marks all over

 
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i agree with the 7th anonymous to the bottom be thankful what you have some girls would have bigger boobs then what they want so be glad that yours is small.

 
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hey, be happy with what you have. some are so big, its not even funny

 
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Well honey.. when you get big boobs you are gonna wish you had small boobs.....stay thankful... for now

 
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Madison sounds like a Biotch and whatever small boobs look good in lots of things that big poops dont

 
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tell her "At least i got dignity then a plastic sergery boobed girl named (her name in a funny way but taunting)" i said that 2 a popular girl once and she went totally red and it was in the middle of the class (of course the teacher wasnt around) but itw as SOOO FUNNY!!!

 
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that sucks

 
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this is so funny

 
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Stinky

 
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That Stinks!