9 months ago

My Snotty Kiss Grossed Him Out!

I pretty much like to stay inside all winter. But when my crush James called and asked me to go for a walk in the snowy park, I just couldn't say no!

I bundled up and met him at the park. I thought I had dressed warm, but nothing could prepare me for the crazy cold winds.

After about twenty minutes, I could barely feel my face, but I didn't want to complain because things were going really well with James. So well, in fact, that he tried to kiss me!

I took my head out of my hood as he leaned in, but just then he yelled, "Eww gross! Snot!"

Turned out I had a gigantic booger hanging from my nose and didn't realize it because my face was so numb.

I tried to wipe it away, but I ended up just getting snot all over my jacket. Thank goodness we were at the end of the walk, because I ran straight home!
 
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o wow

 
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aw tht sucks. if he really like you he would just tell you

 
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aw tht sucks. if he really like you he would just tell you

 
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sooooo sorry!!!! but real nice guy would just laugh low and say u have a snot in ur nose not scream about it!!!!! so maybe his not worth it??!!!!!!

 
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sooooo sorry!!!! but real nice guy would just laugh low and say u have a snot in ur nose not scream about it!!!!! so maybe his not worth it??!!!!!!

 
 
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EW!He's mean.Wat nice guy says THAT???

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something goo

 
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I definitely agree with "Anonymous, 2 months ago". That was rude when he said that.

 
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aaaw i feel sorry for u, hes not worth it hes such a jerk for yelling out loud

 
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eeeeewwwwww!!!!!

 
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omg... but he was kinda rude wen he said dat!!!!

 
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thats soooo gross but he was a jerk about it

 
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What a jerk but u should of brought a tissue in case a buger came out ewwwww!

 
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does he still like u and next time make sure u bring some tissue

 
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does he still like u and next time make sure u bring some tissue

 
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You had a rafe time Girl!!!!!!!!!

 
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he must be gay i he yelled eww gross,snot

 
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poor u thats just terible if he does not forgive you he is a jerk find someone else.

 
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwww

 
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u poor thing next time walk in a warm hallway lol tell him u were cold and had a runny nose. otherwise he's a big jerk.

 
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that is so wow but ur crush is a jerk he should have just did sumtin bout it gosh thats just wow but still i feel so bad 4 u

 
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that is so wow but ur crush is a jerk he should have just did sumtin bout it gosh thats just wow but still i feel so bad 4 u

 
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that is so wow but ur crush is a jerk he should have just did sumtin bout it gosh thats just wow but still i feel so bad 4 u

 
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jeez hes just a jerk

 
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oh geez i feel bad 4 u!!!

 
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damn for your bad luck

 
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Oh dear. Poor you.

 
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Ya...These darn Minnesota winds are notorious for that!!

 
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OMG!!! If that happend to me i would totally DIE!!!

 
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sry that that happened. did ever talk 2 u after that?.................... ...

 
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crazy!

 
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HAHA GROSS

 
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ohh mann! that sucksss

 
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lol

 
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eww gross! i feel bad 4 u

 
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thats not a buger

 
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ha ha ha ha ha

 
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ewe!! omg i feel so bad for you!!! embarassing!!!

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !next time you see that boy and he has a booger in his nose say ewww gross snot!

 
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ewwwww

 
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That is so gross this is the most embarrasing moment ever i would always keep a small bag of tissue with me after that ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

 
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that is so gross if i were him i would have never talked 2 u again.....jk im a better person than that if i were him i would have took u somewhere near by 2 get u a tissue

 
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that is really embarassing

 
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OMG! How dumb but that is so disgustin!

 
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Good Luck with that

 
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oh that really sucks hopefully you will get another shot at that kiss. and if u dont then he isnt worth it

 
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I feel bad for you

 
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that is so dumb she should off brought tissues and she would have a great time without sitting at home sneezing

 
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Eww that's pretty gross. But you should of asked your crush to come to your house instead of walking outside in the cold weather. I wouldn't blame you. I don't like the cold weather either. Sorry about your runny nose. It's happened to me too. Except not in front of a boy.

 
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ooh tough break better luck next time!

 
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