1 year ago

My Sweat Dripped On My Crush!

There's this girl from my school named Katie who I was, like, in love with for so long. And she finally agreed to go to the movies with me last week!

The problem was that, when I get really nervous, my armpits sweat like crazy.

I tried to just coat them with a million layers of deodorant, but that didn't exactly work.

Anyway, I took her to see Mamma Mia! (what can I say? she really wanted to see it). And she was having a good time.

But, I was scared to put my arm around her because it was like a sweat shop in there.

Later on, I walked her back to her house and, just as I was saying goodbye, she pulled me in and gave me a hug.

When she pulled away, though, we both looked down at her shirt and I gasped — my sweat had gotten all over her!

It was the grossest thing ever and I could tell that Katie was really disgusted, because she barely said "bye" before closing the door.

Talk about making a pit-iful impression!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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how gross. maybe you should have worn a jacket over it, and if it was hot, a light one at least to hide that stain.

 
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that's disguisting btw y didn't u just tell her she mite hav understood

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS NASTY :{

 
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sry bout that sweettart! and thats so disgusting i would never talk to u again! ew nasty!

 
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poor you but ewww

 
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oh well, that's not that bad. she shouldn't have freaked like that... ? some people have sweat problems, like me unfortunately :\ and i'm a girl !!! along with armpits, i also have hyperhidrosis of the feet and hands as well :( like imagine me trying to hold hands with a guy? pfft, like thats gonna ever happen. they'll be so grossed out.

 
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it was katies falt if she never pulled u in u 2 would of been fine!!!

 
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gross u sicko

 
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groosss! but feel for you!

 
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That is soooooooo gross

 
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opzzz!!! srry of wat happened

 
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who cares! if that happened to me i would still like you!

 
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(

 
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hee hee! pit-iful

 
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well that sucks

 
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that is sad but kid u should like take a shower and wash were u sweat or put on dove deordoeand

 
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i would gross out think bout it then come talk to u

 
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if she still tals to you she will understand you about how she made u all nervous that cute and a little grous

 
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aww.. poor kid. it was kinda funny though!

 
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LOLZ! ROFLZ! LMAOZ!

 
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next time try antipersprint because deoderant just takes away the smell i feel bad for the girl that must have stunk

 
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LOL!!

 
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lol well just forget about her hey show her this website and show her all the other people who have had bad days(even worse than yours)

 
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ew get that perscription stuff or something dude

 
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when i get nervouse i itch like crazy all over

 
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that really stinks(no punn intended)

 
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thats stinks

 
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Omg i sweat like crazy too! its sooo ebarassing!

 
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That's gross BUt i mean if she really did like you. your sweaty armpits wouldnt get in the way. I mean if I was the girl i would have just been like well we all have flaws. Even though it would be kinda gross. but w/e

 
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Man i have the same probley we should talk

 
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eww thats gross. but if u explain that u were just nervous she'll probably b happy lol

 
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EWWW THATS KINDA GROSS.

 
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I totally agree with redsoxgirl. you should tell her what happened and why.

 
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Bro this got to be the funniest

 
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oh ewwwww!

 
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EWWWWWWWWW. thats so gross

 
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eww ok thats kinda gross, but really everyone has some type of problem so its wrong to judge....and i loved mamma mia! i have the soundtrack and i saw the movie twice in one day!!!

 
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Here's by opinion of mama mia- boring!

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! I would be sooooooo embarressed.

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 
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redsoxgirl13 is right you should do that or go to the doctor and ask him if you have hyprohidroses.then he will give you medicine called drysol.

 
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WOW!

 
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WOW!

 
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Wow i would be sooooooo embarresed!!

 
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Eeeeeeeeeeeww

 
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ok william, here is some advice- (not to sound like a know it all) try a stronger deodorant, or ask a doctor for a perscription. Then apoligize to katie and tell her- well, I really get nevous around apretty girl like you. once you get the sweat under control, Katie will give you another chance. It wasnt your fault, and you sound like a great guy who really likes her. Good luck!

 
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ewwwwwwwww

 
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