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3 years ago

My Tattoo Had His Name On It!

Last week, my crush Jason asked me out. We were going to the movies and I knew that he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend!

I was so psyched to tell my BFF Mona about it and hoped she would calm my nerves.

Mona (who always makes me laugh) said she was going to draw on my arm for good look. It ended up being a huge fake heart tattoo that said "I love Jason.” Haha! OK, but seriously, Mona. It needs to come off. Not to worry, she said, just wash it off before the date.

Later, I went to take a shower and realized in horror that the tattoo wasn't coming off! I called Mona in a panic, who admitted that she may have "accidentally" used permanent marker. ARGGH!

I had a sleeveless dress that I really wanted to wear on the date, so I just threw on a sweater over it to cover the damage. Jason would never know!

At the movies, though, it was way too hot. And, since we were in the dark, I thought no harm in taking off the sweater. Wrong! Jason totally saw the tatt and was so weirded out, he actually got up and left me at the movie!


Now not only am I mad at Mona for ruining my date, but Jason and his friends think I'm a total stalker freak. Looks like I left the wrong kind of permanent impression!

 

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