1 month ago

My Tattoo Had His Name On It!

Last week, my crush Jason asked me out. We were going to the movies and I knew that he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend!

I was so psyched to tell my BFF Mona about it and hoped she would calm my nerves.

Mona (who always makes me laugh) said she was going to draw on my arm for good look. It ended up being a huge fake heart tattoo that said "I love Jason.” Haha! OK, but seriously, Mona. It needs to come off. Not to worry, she said, just wash it off before the date.

Later, I went to take a shower and realized in horror that the tattoo wasn't coming off! I called Mona in a panic, who admitted that she may have "accidentally" used permanent marker. ARGGH!

I had a sleeveless dress that I really wanted to wear on the date, so I just threw on a sweater over it to cover the damage. Jason would never know!

At the movies, though, it was way too hot. And, since we were in the dark, I thought no harm in taking off the sweater. Wrong! Jason totally saw the tatt and was so weirded out, he actually got up and left me at the movie!


Now not only am I mad at Mona for ruining my date, but Jason and his friends think I'm a total stalker freak. Looks like I left the wrong kind of permanent impression!

 
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U should have explained him what had happened, if he was worthy he would have understood ;)

 
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1cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into you hand 3.make you hand into a fist post on three diffrent stories and 2morrow will be the best day ever

 
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1cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into you hand 3.make you hand into a fist post on three diffrent stories and 2morrow will be the best day ever

 
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1cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into you hand 3.make you hand into a fist post on three diffrent stories and 2morrow will be the best day ever

 
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1cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into you hand 3.make you hand into a fist post on three diffrent stories and 2morrow will be the best day ever

 
 
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one word SAD!! you should of explain the situation to him if he relly liked you he would understand! n

 
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holy chiz

 
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1.cover ur mouth 2. make a wish into ur hand (make ur hand into a fist)3. post on 3 different stories AND 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER

 
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my friend georgia did tht 2 me

 
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MONA IS SO STUPID

 
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poor girl

 
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that sucks

 
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poor girl

 
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poor girl

 
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poor girl

 
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poor girl... my frend draws on me all the time so i banned her from using markers and i sed it in front of the guy she liked i was like.. i took the marker away and sed i now bann u from usin markers

 
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wow, ur any guy that would go and ask some1 out then leave them at the thearter are jerks

 
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dont worry my cuzins boyffriend(husband) has a tatt of his ex now every time my cuzin sees that she gets pissed and now she even jokes around about having a tatt of her ex

 
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Don't worry! I least it wasn't a permanent tat! My sis's bf got a tat for his "soul mate" which was he ex that stole money from him!! Anyway...you deserve a much better guy! If I was that guy...I would have laughed and liked you more for liking him so much to show your true colors!

 
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thats meased up girl

 
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oh, wow guys are so messed up, and friends are so crazy, and i'm sorry, and ur probably too good for him, and why do i keep saying and?

 
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who should have gone after him and explain

 
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you deserve better than a guy that leaves you at the movies.

 
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you deserve better than a guy that leaves you at the movies.

 
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what kind of name is Mona?

 
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your probably 2 good 4 him anyway...

 
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oo wow you shouldnt ever let your friends drawl on you sorry bout your date tho

 
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only thing i can say is Sorry 4 u that have to sux so bad

 
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aww thats alful

 
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ouch sorry bout tht part 4 u

 
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ooh! so sorry!

 
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I meant to say: It was mean of him for walking out =(

 
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That was mean of him for walking out in you >:(

 
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AW......Thats horrible!

 
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NEVER trust mona with any type of marker...

 
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you shoulda kept the sweater on DUHH

 
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Tht is awful! A true man thinks it is funny or cute! That is soooooooooooo mean of him!

 
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That was kind of mean of him

 
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omg, u should kill mona XD

 
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LMAOOO lolll i feel bad for u but u shouldve kept it on!

 
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wow he walked out on you thats rude even if his name was on your arm

 
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3RD COMMENT THAT'S THE NEAREST I'VE BEEN TO #1!!!!!!!!!

 
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Why'd your friend use permanent marker??