3 years ago

New Twilight DVDs Come With Bite!

Sure, it would be awesome to get an autograph from Robert Pattinson – but a bite from Edward Cullen? OME!

Well, after months of fans like YOU screaming for a nibble from Rob, your dreams have come true. When the Twilight DVD comes out on Monday (April 6) in England, people might notice a big chunk missing from their DVD case. That's because it comes with the very first autobite!

They took a plaster of Rob's mouth (whoever they are – lucky!) and made a steel copy of his teeth, which they used to "bite" out chunks of every DVD case! It's got his exact teeth marks and everything – which means that if you press it against your neck, it's like Rob bit you (well, without the deadly good looks and British charm, of course)!

But why stop there? We want more Rob body-part inspired items! Here's our wishlist:

- A box with tissues rubbed by a model of Rob's nose. It’ll be like Eskimo kisses every time we sneeze! (What? Too gross?)

- The imprint of Rob's hand on the inside of a glove. So it's like we’re holding hands with him.

- The bottled scent of Rob's farts? Okay, maybe that's going a bite too far.