Nick Jonas Stuck In Your Chimney?

WEEK OF DECEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 29

MARCH 21 - APRIL 19: Try not to be glued to the TV for too long while you're on break. The stars are saying that love is somewhere out there if you get out and mingle with some cuties. Wear mistletoe on your forehead, if they can't take a hint.

APRIL 20 - MAY 20: If you're musically talented, now is your chance to belt out a holiday song to your crush. Just make sure it's something sweet like "All I Want For Christmas Is You" instead of a mood-killer like "Silent Night."

MAY 21 - JUNE 21: We know you're a little bored right now. But don't worry, because something will spice up your life soon. Hopefully it's not TOO spicy, or you may end up on the toilet for a while.

JUNE 22 - JULY 22: Feeling a little warm lately? The sun is in the perfect position to let you shine. Just don't step outside in your bikini...you don't want frostbite on your booty!

JULY 23 - AUGUST 22: This week, it looks like the planets are lining up for you. Tell Mars to take a number. And Jupiter will just have to wait. You want what Venus is cookin' up: A big, smelly batch of love! (Um, it's actually much more enticing than we made it sound. Sorry!)

AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22: Dreaming of that beautiful pair of shoes in the window of your favorite store? Even if Santa totally dropped the ball on getting you what you want. No worries: We see some mondo cash-ola in your future. Just try not to drool on the patent leather while you're waiting, k?

SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 23: Holiday shopping has EXHAUSTED you. But now it's time to relax and enjoy a well-deserved break. Sit by the fire and curl up with a classic tale that's as timeless as the season: The new JoBros book!

OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 21: Mars' orbit is a little off this week, so watch out for a case of mistaken identity! You might have your own fans running up to you screaming "DEMI!" or "SELENA!" Just sign those autographs and enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame!

NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21: 'Tis the season to impress your friends and laugh off the cold. If you're in a wintry weather place, try making some snow Jonases! And add the Bonus Jonas in there. Everyone always forgets about poor Frankie!

DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19: Happy birthday Capricorn girls! Don't you hate when people double up your gifts and try to give you just one for Christmas and your birthday? Don't let them get away with it this year: Plan a half birthday party in the summer instead of now. That'll show those cheapskates!

JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18: Time to give something back, so bring some food and gifts to your local shelter or spend some time with kids in need like Selena did this week. You'll help to make someone else's holiday season a little brighter, and Santa will permanently keep you on his "nice" list. OK, haha, we're just kidding. We don't still believe in Santa (*Just kidding, Santa, we love you! Don't forget to get the Wii we asked for!*)

FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20: Even though Kris Kringle doesn't normally throw boyfriends down your chimney on Christmas, don't be surprised if the perfect New Year’s Eve date shows up just in the Nick (Jonas!) of time.