10 months ago

"No, I'm Not Dating Rob"

Bella and Edward? Hot couple! Kristen and Rob. Not so much...

At least that's according to Kristen Stewart, who recently told Nylon magazine that she's so not dating her Twilight co-star, Robert Pattinson.

"It's just totally false," she says. "Rob and I are good friends. We went through a lot together, so we feel very close. But if we go out in public, every little detail is scrutinized, like the way I stand next to him."

Truth is, Kristen's into her ACTUAL boyfriend, actor Michael Angarano. Leaving more Robert for us!

"He's older than me - he's 20 now—but when you're 13 and he's turning 16, it was always sort of an out-of-reach thing. Then you get a little older, and you realize, 'Oh, What the fuck am I thinking? I can have you, like, lickity...'" Then she snaps her fingers.

Like lickity? New slang phrase alert! Here's how we'd use it in a sentence: "Whenever we see R-Patz, we totally want to 'like lickity' him."
 
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Trying to push us off the trail arn't ya Kristen? They are too dating right?

 
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They r dating?! How dare she say that?! Anyway she probly is just saying that so then ppl wont know they LOVE LIFE! AND ROB CAN U MARRY ME?

 
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yeah yeah.... lyk she wasn't REALLY in2 robert pattinson!!!! whos she tryin 2 kid?!!

 
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1.Cover your mouth 2.Make a wish into hand. 3.Close hand [make into fist]. 4.Post on 3 different stories. tomorrow will be the best day of your life.

 
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Its not anyones business but ..... thier so dating lol XD

 
 
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they have 2 say that

 
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did she just say fuck?

 
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well, star mag. says ur engaged!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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ha-ha i so love kristen :) she's an awesome actress and she faces the truth and says it, i mean, she never hides any thought she might have! :D

 
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OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE NOT DATING! OMG! IM LIKE TOTALLY CRYING CUZ THERE SOOOOOOOOO CUTE TOGETHER! I'D LOVE R-PATZ AND K-STEW 2 GET TOGETHER!

 
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then y were u too makeing out in a resteront hu

 
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thye would look good together, but i mean all she has to say is like,nope were not dating,srry. jeez and at leaste thats nicer than "its just totaly false!" i mean think about rob,wat if takes that as like a no way in hell type of answer rather than just a simple no?? that would make me sad.

 
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she should be dating him they make and hot couple

 
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the reporters think that everytime your with ur friend that happens to be a boy or girl ur dating...

 
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they just exploded the f bomb............okay????? ? weird i think it shouldnt really be in there but whatever

 
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kristen swears all the time

 
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Woww. Should the f word be used in hear

 
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THEY ARE A COUPLE!!!!!!!!

 
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They would be so cute together and I know she must like him I mean who does unless you are CRAZY but still who knows maybe in time they will start dating

 
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by the way i posted the butterflie and hurricanes comment its just that im listening to it now pay no mind!

 
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best, you be the best, you got change the world and use this chance to be heard you time is, your time is now! -butterflies and hurricanes by muse

 
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yo, this pic of Kristen is not the best, LMFAO!! but, i think kristen and r-patz make a GR8 couple. now, if k-stew started dating taylor lautner i'd b mad, cuz taylor iz MINE!!! TEAM JACOB!

 
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im happy fer her i mean robert pattisons fukn ugly man taylor lautners way hotter (: <3 teamm jacob biochez<3

 
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twilightsaga19 is right.who cares if she curses?!

 
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hi my name is michelle and i HATE kristen stewert. she has the chance of a life time and se will not take it. if i were her i dump my bf 4 rob any day. but i guess it is a good thing at some else can date him. and when some does i will hate them 2

 
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People are so into twilight that they wanna make up rumors about them in real life lol i loved twilight and i love rob , even though i'm not a big fan of kristen i still love twilight and the charactors but i would never make up rumors like that!

 
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I hate Gossip its dumb, I dont know why people cant just leave Robert and kristen (edward and bella) alone. I love the Books, But people come on they people just like us, i dont think u guys like people telling lies bout you, i know i dont, so come on leave them alone...

 
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gossiping is so stupid, why can't people just admit that its a great book series and its good movie and be done with it. If you don't think its a good movie then just don't say anything.

 
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WHO CARES IF SHE FUCKING SWEARS!!!!!!!!!!

 
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LICKITY * SNAP * haha ( I LOVE KRISTEN S.!!! )

 
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kristen stewert is the most retarted person in the world i mean she has a shot with the most hottest guy alive right now but she would rather be with her butt-ugly boyfriend

 
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Whateva thet r soooooooooo going out!!!!

 
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OMG! I LOVE kristen stewart... but, i didn't know she curses!!!!!!!!!!

 
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omg she said the f word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats bad and I really don't think she would do that. really but thats bad.

 
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omg she said the f word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats bad and I really don't think she would do that. really but thats bad.

 
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wow kristen stewart swears and i really just wish she would dump her boyfriend she and rob are a much cuter couple

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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Lickety all over rob

 
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not tht much cause he's mine and u know it!

 
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so wat!!! u guys r gettin all hype jush cos she swore?? im 11 and i swear

 
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i agree with Anonymous, 17 hours ago !!!! and im happy a bout this cuz more rob to go a rond!!!

 
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haha, i want to "like lickity" rob too!! lol. i wonder what that means!

 
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Hey everybody that is a twilight fan... you guys rock i agree with you, i just wish we could make the twilight haters see the real twilight story rather than hating it because they think its stupid, but they are wrong so lets prove it to them that twilight is AWESOME!!!!!

 
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Yeah,your right. give her a brake.

 
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haha give her a break imgaine you in that situation lol id be frustrated too!!

 
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psh as if you guys dont say it fuck

 
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omg! she said the 'F' word! holy shiznit!

 
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BAD WORD ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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i cant believe she said that

 
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Yeeeeea.....RIIIIIIGHT kristen! There is sooo much proof that Rob and her are more than just friends..and everyone knows it!

 
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