11 months ago

"Nobody Asks Me Out!"

Would you believe everybody's fave vampire is... a shy guy?

Well, we'd understand if he had to lie in a coffin all day or something, but Robert Pattinson is a cool (and majorly hot) 22 year-old stud who's just starred in one of the biggest movies of the year.

So what's his problem?

"If somebody asks me out on a date, I go out with them! But I never get asked," Robert recently opened up to the LA Times (via Oceanup). "And I never know how to ask other people. I'm not good at the whole 'dinner' thing. I'm boring. I stay home, watch TV and eat a lot of fast food. That's really exciting, isn't it?'"

Fast food at home with Robert? Yeah, we'd say that's pretty exciting! But here's another secret he revealed:

"I was a bit of a loner at school, quite anti-social. My first kiss was when I was 12, but I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 18."

WHATTT??? Sounds impossible, right? Well, here are some possible reasons why Robert was such a late bloomer:

- His destiny to be Edward Cullen resulted in some painful hickies
- Girls in his school were crazy
- Monster zit almost swallowed his face whole

Other than those far-fetched explanations, we can't come up with much. Can you?

Get Gossip Sent to you on AIM

 
Like it?
143

Send this to your BFFS!

Send us your own funny stuff!

 

Post a comment!

 
Avatar

awww ,and hes modest 2.id so ask you out in a heartbeat if we ever meet,rob.

 
Avatar

aw poor rob! ur not boring! and the only reason no1 askes u out is bcuz they r shy too! everyone loves u!

 
Avatar

i will go out wiv u rob i lovve fast food and tv were made 4 each other me english 2 x lol x

 
Avatar

SHIT! I MAID WEDDING INVITATIONS AND EVERYTHING!

 
Avatar

i would so ask you rob! you look such like a sweetheart <3.

 
 
Avatar

He sounds a lot like me. Anti-social, shy, late bloomer. Match made in heaven. Ahhh.

 
Avatar

i would(if i knew and were ur age)!

 
Avatar

im still here rob! i wannna share my first kiss with you! :D :D :D

 
Avatar

dont worry rob youll find SOMEBODY!!!

 
Avatar

eww he's so ugly and grubby, he looks like a slob, no wonder he doesn't get any dates.

 
Avatar

i think that Rob is sooooo freakin hot i mean my goodness does he not know that there are probably hundreds of girls out there that will go out with him Man! he's hot!

 
Avatar

gee i wonder why?(rolls eyes)

 
Avatar

im 12 i havent had mi first kiss yet.

 
Avatar

Now i need to text/call about half the people in my phone right now to tell them

 
Avatar

I'm 12 now and i haven't gotten my first kiss.... when is it like normal to have your first kiss? jw. Please answer if your older than me plz! :)

 
Avatar

LOL. Ever thought of this Rob???::: UR FREAKIN UGLY! thats why you dont get asked out on dates! just thought i'd make that clear... anyone who disagrees.... go ahead and argue back.... watev!

 
Avatar

maybe the reason people like him now is because hes FAMOUS.i mean if he were at your school would you like him?think good and hard about it.and try to forget the whole edard fiasco please.

 
Avatar

eww hes ugly thts y nobody asks u out and i had my first kiss when i was 12 too

 
Avatar

eww hes ugly thts y nobody asks u out and i had my first kiss when i was 12 too

 
Avatar

HE SHY!!! i heart shy guys!!!!!!!!! OH I DO THE SAME THING AT HOME BUT I WATCH TWILIGHT AND FOR HIM I THINK FAST FOOD IS ..... blood...

 
Avatar

aawww , rob is shy thats so cute . when ill se him id definitley ask him out and hes kinda like me . i got my first kiss when i was 12 too and im just 15 !! i am also ani-social and very boring and love to eat fast food . and when somebody asks me out i just say my parents dont want me to go ..

 
Avatar

omg!! when i see him im so asking him out on a date! :D

 
Avatar

for some reason i'm not suprised.

 
Avatar

Those crazy girls will probably ask u out now. But don't say yes.

 
Avatar

How cant anybody ask tou out? I mean, come on! Everybody loves you! You are super-hot! You can ask me... And yeah! The girls at his school were crazy!

 
Avatar

Come over here one day and you'll so get asked out or knocked down......

 
Avatar

wow thats sad cuz ill ask u out!!

 
Avatar

my reason for him being a loner in high school is that he's secretly a vampire and just like the Cullens keeps to himself...unfortunatly for him he had no other Vampires at the school so he was a loner! poor Rob1 i would have sat with him!!!! and if i ever (by some merical) get to meet him i would deffinantly ask him out!!! if he turns me down i would remind him of his qotes (up above)!!!!lol!! i wish that would happen!!!

 
Avatar

have YOU ever try to ask them out Rob?Well,if you did't you really should?But if you won't I will ask you out!

 
Avatar

I would so totally ask him out. I did a quiz and it said he was my celebrity soulmate.

 
Avatar

maybe he just went to a school full of blind people :\ just jokingg ( :

 
Avatar

i would have no problem asking robert out i would do it over and over again if he would want me to i'am just like him not so populer at school dont really say much on a date we would be perfict for each other.

 
Avatar

i iwll go i will i am great please please please and i am a realy big fan pick me please i am not kidding! luv u rob not 2 be dramatic!srry

 
Avatar

"Hey, I'll go out with you Rob, If you asked me!" Pleez, I would love to hear all about your vampy adventures as a vampire in Twilight!

 
Avatar

rob is not HOT at all he is gay just like all the other twicast who smoke and do crack

 
Avatar

mayb everytime a girl went 2 ask him out he gave them that "i hate u" look tht he gave bella in "twilight"

 
Avatar

i would ask him out!

 
Avatar

I would do anything to watch tv and eat fast food with robert! He is so HOT! I would go out with him!

 
Avatar

ugh i would give my soul if i could just talk to him!!! i WOULD OBVIOUSLY ask him to GO OUT WITH ME!! he like my biggest crush ever!!! and like the biggest crush in the whole world i would marry him just like now!!

 
Avatar

Rob is so hot! Even my sister luvs him and she's little. But Red is right, we all have our own opinions.

 
Avatar

i agree w/ Red

 
Avatar

he's not even that hot? idk y some pplz r SO obsessed ovr him. but then again we all hav out own opinions.

 
Avatar

bad words! by justdanceladyagaga, 3 days ago OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
Avatar

oo i go on a date with you Rob

 
Avatar

i do the exact same things,sit at home and eat fast food while watching tv...maybe i should ask him out

 
Avatar

well not all girl like to do simple and quite staff but I think you have found thge right one over here!! maybe he was so sexy and cute that girls didn't do anything because of the fear of rejection

 
Avatar

ur the guy.....

 
Avatar

i would soooo ask him out!! i need to find him ;)

 
Avatar

i would ask you out if i had the chnce trust me an i can say now its no because hes some sexy new icon its all the things ive readed about him to make me think more of him yeah hes cute but thats not all hes got going for him...

 
Avatar

maybe its his not washing hair thing but still i syill ask him

 
Previous12345678Next
 

More JUICY GOSSIP...