10 months ago
Paris Has a Crush On Robert!
As if there weren't enough reasons to hate on Paris Hilton, here's one more. The celebutard says that she's got a thing for Robert Pattinson! "I just saw Twilight last night for the first time, and I have to say that I think Rob is a beautiful man and an amazing actor," Paris recently told E! Online. "He's fabulous!"
No duh! Tell us something we don't know.
"Now I understand all the hype," she continued. "I just didn't get it before, but now it all makes sense. I really enjoyed the movie and loved watching Rob in it."
OK, I'm sure she's such a HUGH Twilight fan (not!). But it's not just jealousy on our part. Here are five logical reasons why Pariston would make a bad couple.
1. He's British. She thinks England is one of the 50 states.
2. He played a vampire. She can't spell vampire ("with two P's or one?").
3. He's shy about the spotlight. She bathes in it.
4. He likes to read. She believes Barnes & Noble is a law firm.
5. He's sucked blood. She just sucks.
What do you think? Would you add any more reasons to the list?
Stop being so mean!! Just for once be happy with rob and girls!! you losers (and im talking to all of you twifans)I dont like paris but being mean wont make rob come to ur doorstep! so stop!!!!
paris so lame
Ok another reason He dazzles and she still uses a be dazzler
im not sure but its not rily nice to make fun of paris hilton i mean its her life so she can do what she wants and the reasons are really mean
the first two reason are VERY SAD
she too much of a glammor chick and rob's shy
i dont get this BITCH a while ago she didnt even know who he was!!! AND NOW SHE WANTS MY MAN!!!!!
I HATE PARIS HILTON!!!! she is such a shank and a slut!!!! she better stay away from him!! if she doesnt i will beat her little ass!!!! :)
OMR ! WHAT A FREAK ! I KNEW ABOUT HIM WAY BACK AND NOW IS WHEN SHE KNOWS I MEAN REALLY ? WHAT A SKANK !
INSTEAD OF SHOPPIN' YO SKINNY LITTLE ASS OFF FOR UGLY CLOTHES YOU DONT NEED!
SHE JUST A PEPPY RETARDED BITCH "LIKE SERIOUSLY WHY IS IT CALLED WAL MART LIKE DO THEY SELL WALLS HERE OR SOMETHING?" NO! YOU CAN GO TO SHOPRITE AND GO SHOP RIGHT YOU HORNY MO_FO!
PARIS HILTON BETTA STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!!!!
I HATE PARIS HILTON FREAKIN STICK-WOMAN AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO ROBERT PATTINSON WAS A LIL WHILE BACK
ARE U KIDDING ME WHAT DO PEOPLE SEE ON HIM HE IS FREAKIN UGLY AS HELL!!!!
She just wants attention!I hate paris!She gross and nasty!And a total diva!gag!And her likeing rob makes me even hate her more!!!Hate hate hate hate her!!!!!!!
1. He's British. She thinks England is one of the 50 states. 2. He played a vampire. She can't spell vampire ("with two P's or one?"). 3. He's shy about the spotlight. She bathes in it. 4. He likes to read. She believes Barnes & Noble is a law firm. 5. He's sucked blood. She just sucks. =five LOGICAL reasons LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
paris hilton...*gag* eww she sucks soo badly. she seriously need to get a clue. EVERYONE HATES HER
Why you so mean to Paris .. its her life ... LEAVE HER BE ..if u think she's a bad example just dont COPY HER !
If she just saw tha movie for tha first time, she's a loser. How long ago did tha move come out? almost a year. Tha first two logical reasons are jus sad, lmao.
Edward is white and pale. Paris tries everything to get a (fake) tan
true, she is lame
LOL!!!!!!!those reasons are soo funny!!!!!all those reasons are true!!!
haha sucker(paris hilton) u do realize that ur gonna have 2 have catfights with a millions of other girls to eveen touch him.
haha ya shes soo not good enough (plus, ive been in line to date that guy since harry potter!! so BACK OFF PARIS HILTON!!!) haha
she so dumb and he is hot and smart
eww no! never!! i think its funny tht she had to watch the movie and not read the book...
LOL so true!
HAHA the 5 facts are extremely TRUE!! So does that mean I would make a good couple with him? I think we have loads in common:)
yes......... he would never fall 4 a gurl like idiot!
lol that stuff bout paris is so true
i would like paliton(:
i agree and you all can have your own opions but that is just plain mean and you know it shame on you!! rob>3
6.Robert can hold umbrellas. Paris uses people for that. <---common sense. AGKWE (And God knows what else)
SHE IS A BEE OUCH
SHE IS A BEE OUCH
OH SHE SAID "WHY DO THEY CALL IT WAL-MART DO THEY LIKE SELL WALLS THERE" YA I GO TO K-MART TO BUY K'S!!!! AND I GO TO TARGET TO BUY TARGET'S!!! harhar!!!
HAHA!!!! I HEART PARIS!!! PPL HATE HER BUT I DON'T I THINK SHE AWESOME!! LIKE SHE SO DUMB!! OH OKAY AN OTHER REASON IS " HE DOES NOT LIKE TO KEEP CLEAN. SHE DOES"
omg no wayy i hate paris !! here's one more hes talented and hot , she is absolutely NOT >> corny right ??
I HATE paris hilton!
OOh and will Rob be in pari's new british bff??
He was in a movie (a long one).She just owns a suck 1 hour tv show(s)
Noo!! Stay away from him!! I mean, Kristen and Nikki are Ok, but you?! You are a shame!!
are you serious? pariston?
Haha
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 ew ew ew ew ew ew and ew
She's just stupid in general, I mean I bet she doesn't know what a vampire actually is. C'mon she asked if they sold wall stuff at WAL-MART! Yes, but Rob would date her, yea I dnt think so.
She's just stupid in general, I mean I bet she doesn't know what a vampire actually is. C'mon she asked if they sold wall stuff at WAL-MART! Yes, but Rob would date her, yea I dnt think so.
She's just stupid in general, I mean I bet she doesn't know what a vampire actually is. C'mon she asked if they sold wall stuff at WAL-MART! Yes, but Rob would date her, yea I dnt think so.
They don't match up. Rob is really shy and sweet. Paris on the other hard is obssessed with being in the spotlight, and really ignorant and spoiled.
6. hes not. shes not 7. hes very intelligent. shes as dumb as a post! 8. she has too much drama! 9. shes a whore.