1 year ago
The Pooch With No Ears!
Q: What do you call a dog with no ears?
A: Anything you want...he can't hear what your saying!!!
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Teacher: Tell me, why is the globe flattened only at the poles and not anywhere else?
Student: What are you looking at me for? I didn't break it!
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Mark was in his front yard mowing grass, when his neighbor Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back inside.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and did the same thing.
As Mark was getting ready to finish up, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.
Confused, Mark asked, "Is something wrong?"
So Judy said, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
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Mom: What did you learn on your first day of school?
Kid: Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.
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Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus and Jessica Simpson were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called Selena in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible alien life."
Next, Miley entered and the NASA people asked her the same question. Her answer: "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings."
Finally, Jessica entered the room and they asked her the same question. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "Why? Don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
Jessica smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
i lobe the mail one and the nasa one!!!!!!!! MILEY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
normal person: *slapping own face, doing very well* weird person: *slapping own face, looking other way by mistake* Miley: *slaps own face* OW MY FOOT!
the last one was so mean Selena should have said i hate her so much and anonymous miley is so not mean to nick they are really good friends retard
the last one was so mean Selena should have said i hate her so much and anonymous miley is so not mean to nick they are really good friends retard
they should make miley of said the last one! shes so dumb she would probably say that... I HATE HER! shes so mean to nick jonas and then she says hes the bad one LIAR!!!
I like the second to last one
LOL I <3 the last one!! LOL!
i dont get the 2nd one!!!!!
the last ones hilarious!
i like the last one! but they should have done demi instead of Jessica!
Hahahahhahaha :]
ABBYROCKS11 you r dumb
lol the jessica simpson one is sooo funny!
dude, only aim mail says youve got mail.
the last 2 are really funny!! haha
OMG the last joke is funny, but they should have replaced Selena with Jessica! =D Lol, I'm funny!
wow you guys must realy like selena gomez you guys always put her as smart and pretty and my name on here is selgomezrox a second later and i went to my email and the message was already there [ selena gomez is my idol}
lol
I GOT MAIL I GOT MAIL YAY
LOL who is that dumb?
i like the last one
LOL! The last was funny. That's a gud dis 4 Jess!
the mail 1 was gd
youve got mail waz so 5 months ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rogl XD They're all amazing!!
I didnt get the 2nd one!!
I didnt get the 2nd one?!?!
Haha the You got mail one was so funny
the youve got mail one was the best it was soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked the i got mail 1 that was lol -mary
So funny!!!! I totally fell out of my chair for the last one!!! And I've heard the last one A LOT!!
haha the last ones totally insulting jess
the you've got mail one was the best. i normally dont care for these but that one was really great
i really like the you've got mail one. that one was funny!
i like the third one! lol! and the last one! hahaha
the suns a star not a planet..stupid
i like the last 1 the best. but i thought it was supposed 2 be a blonde, brunett, and redhead joke
i like da 3rd and 5th ones da best
i luv the 3rd 1 and the last 1 btw miley should have said the last 1
i love the you've got mail one! i cracked up
on the last one of corse going at night wouldent work and selena you should know about mars and aleis because you are one ha gosh im reminding myself of the hannah episode when both selena and cody linely were in that was funny
lolzzzz
i know right i dont understand why people think it is SO important to be first.....a I liked the 3rd one
idk
omg
lol idk people just do. i thought miley would say something like i wanna go to pluto ecuase of the stripeers or something
LOL!
by the way what is with people and saying what number comment you are ?
hahaha i like these especially the last one