1 year ago
The Poop Said "Hi" To Him!
Submitted by Theresa (14), from Columbus, OH
A few weeks ago, I FINALLY landed some awesome alone time with my crush Keith when he invited me over to his house to chill out and watch TV.
It started out great...he even tried to hold my hand! But I had stupidly eaten WAY too much for lunch, and had to take a poo.
There was no way I'd be able to hold it in until I got home, so I tried to subtly go to the upstairs bathroom to do my business quickly. But the toilet seemed a little tricky.
When I flushed, it SEEMED like my poop went away. But, boy, was I wrong...
Later on, Keith went to the same bathroom, and then came out with a disgusted look on his face.
"Um, did you leave a present behind on purpose before?" he asked me. Then, it dawned on me...my number two never fully flushed!
Let's just say Keith got a lot less touch-feely after that. I mean, would YOU be in the mood for love after seeing someone's turdy deed? I think not!
Way to flush my date down the toilet.
wow he is so not worth it! if he cant take a smelly poo-poo then he is too wimpy for your type! dump him
if he gets all spazzed out over your poo and even confronts u about it he's not worth it. I mean they say honesty is awesome but he souldn't say Um, did you leave a present behind on purpose before? He's a jerk.
um anonymous 3 below tthis comment, ur sweet, but gross. let her clean herself up. BUT nice work on not being a jerk about her "crapping" her pants!
keith is um a jerk? he poops too..
that is just plain sick!(anonymous underneath me) your like so disgusting i mean that is just wrong i mean honestly it was fun cleaning her butt with soap! shes sick 2 4 letting you do it si if you read this tell her i said that is plain sick and your a skirt chasing cad! (whos going to end up going to strip clubs watching girls) you r so disgusting
My girlfriend crapped her pants on a ride at seaworld and I cleaned her up when we got home. She's a hot blonde and looks like Carrie Underwood so it was fun scrubing her butt with soap and warm water in the tub.
everybody poops he should get over it
everybody poops he should get over it
That kinda funny.That was mean tho,dissing u like that.Im sure when he when to the bathroom he didn't even wash his nasty hands.It's his stupid toilet fault.Mr.Hanky?
stupid toilet
why is he being a jerk. its his toilet that didnt flush all the way!! and everybody goes poo its natural
who cares???? it is natural
sheesh! wat a meeno! like!wat! he does it too!
Everyone poops even him!! why is he so ehh!! u should so not go out with him again!!
geez every one poops it called nature so get over your selves
he was being rude to ya everyone does it
that's rude of him
That's kinda mean of him cuz everyone does it.
MR HANKY!!!
i saw that on 6teen except she overflowed the toilet EMBARISING!!!!
mr hanky, the christmas poop!!!! :O :)
by teamjonas11, 1 month ago sorry! oh look, its mr. hankie! mr. hankie the christmas poo, small and brown and comes for you... What? Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo? And how is the poo talking?
awwwwwwwww i is sorry!!!!!!!! :(
person 3 spaces below me, its mr. hankie! from south park?
ewww and like some other people say wait and see if you know it goes down okay best advice there is...
eeeeewwwwww gross u messed it up big time!!!
ewwwwwwwwww. hat pictureis totally gross!
i got an account lie 5 min ago!!! yea
sorry! oh look, its mr. hankie! mr. hankie the christmas poo, small and brown and comes for you...
OOOOOHHHHH that is awful!!!!!!!!!good luck with other guys and dont eat too much(jk)
ha well that sucks to be you....i go over to my crushes houses all the time, and they come over 2 my house, but nothin' ever goes wrong for me! xD
no i dont wach south park, odc36rocks.
mr hanky!
Mr hanky is from south park. Don;t u watch it?
whos mr hanky?
tat sux! O look! Mr. Hanky!
hehe its mr hanky
omg thst sucks
Sorry maybe stay a couple minutes to see if it actullay goes down next time
omg
that really sucks
tat sucks!!!!!!
omg i feel really bad for you i hope he still talks to you though
WOW
oh my gosh, i would literally die, uhh i feel for you.. :p
nasty!!
mr hankie the christmas poo small and brown and comes for u
i would be soooooo embarssed!!!!
FAIL!!!!
another epic fail