9 months ago
Puking on St. Patty's Day!
Submitted by Maddy (15), from Cambridge, MA
This weekend, my crush Connor had a big St. Patrick's Day party and invited me! I was so excited, and even picked out a sweet green shirt to be in the spirit of the day.At the party, there was a ton of food – and it was all green! Green frosted donuts and cupcakes, green soda, even green potato chips! But I wanted something a little more nutritious, so I raided the fridge (Connor said I could, I swear!).
Tucked into a corner near the OJ, I saw a loaf of green bread. Perfect! So I cut myself a big slice and chomped down before heading to the dance floor to shake my booty.
A few minutes into dancing, though, my stomach started to grumble and I began to feel nauseous. Before I knew what was happening, I hurled - right in front of Connor!
When I told him what I had eaten, he told me that bread wasn't green for St. Patty's Day – it was his brother's moldy science experiment.
So much for the luck of the Irish.
O.................K THATS KINDA DISTURBING
O.................K THATS KINDA DISTURBING
thats nasty.
ewww. thats what you get for having all green food at a PARTY!!!!!!
um ok ewwwwwwwww
Oh, YUCK! if it was mold u should've been able 2 tell cuz it would look rotten! ew!
ewww. MOld?
nandjallday, that is so GROSS!!! ugh pole dancing is DISCUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! ALSO WHATS OJ?
nandjallday, that is so GROSS!!! ugh pole dancing is DISCUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! ALSO WHATS OJ?
i would think that all the green stuff is put out any way Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! but i feel bad for you
wow if i was u and at that situation i would of known that stuff in the fridge that is green is off limits
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!
oh gross! i wouldn't of eaten it anyway! i heart junk food!
u should of asked first or ate something eles!!!
so sad!
hey if you say blondes are dumb then your wrong blondes are smart and have way more fun Maddy your cool and it wasent your fault honest
shake your booty right up and down that pole baby
maddy, u poor thing! relax it will b fine, i swear!!!!
y do ppl say blonds r stupid im blonde and wuz the only 1 2 get 100% on a math quiz in grade 3
gross dat ust have sucked
EWWWWWWW
omg!poor u!!stupid little brothers!!!
thnx anonymous i'm a blonde \/ '' /\
eww,sorry 4 u...im irish and we are lucky!!!!....sumtimes :)
I feel bad for you was he mad at you? if he is he is am as*
i hate eating yucky stuff by mistake!
the blond thing is mean the stupid popular girl at my school has black hair
wow you most be blond.
That's kind of funny,yet embarrassing.
what kind of person eats green bread??????
wow that sux!but soo funny!
o ewww
hahaha
haah! thats funny! but embarrising!! lol!
never eat green bread NEVER!!!
Haha Thats Kindaa Dumb. Your A Stupid Twaat!
eww!!!!!!!!!!! moldy bread makes me barf!!!!!!!!
ur a gay watt! who eats green bread anyways? retart!
that must be funny and embarassing at the same time
yea....dont eat green bread u retard!!!!
hey i am trying to figure out how to post so if you could tell me thanks !!
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ouch it is okay!it must have been fun!
ewwwwzz
your dumb to eat green bread! such an idiot
Your an idiot... Don't eat freaking green bread!!!!
Ummm... Wouldn't you have know that that was mold, not just green bread???
Woah! who has a green science fair project!? and that is a lesson to be learned!:)
duh!!!!!!!!!!that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO obvious.
Omg u serious!