6 months ago
Put Words in Alice And Demetri's Mouths!
Hands to yourself, Mister!
That's a Volturi vamp known as Demetri who has his grubby little paw wrapped around poor Alice Cullen's neck in this new photo still from New Moon (thanks, Summit)!
But aside from "gawgjhgg," we're not quite sure what Alice or the choke artist is saying.
Write your funniest suggestion in the comments below and we'll publish the best one later in the week!
Demetri: I won't hurt you... Alice: Sure you won't
Demetri: Put The teddy bear down before Alice gets one of my nose hairs! Alice:Please! Put Demetri's teddy down! Please! I dont want a nose hair!
Demiter: Can i please choke her now my serious look is about to go away and i an going to start kring if you dont let me Alice: Wat are you talking about freak
alice-dude, you are no jasper,and this is a little close for comfort. demetri-quit comparing me,and i will let go.
alice : hey waht r u doing ? demetri : just shut up .. i'm wathcin the volturi trailer !!!
Alice- (looks at demetri like he's a sphyco) Demitri - I'm not really choking you, I'm just stroking ur neck. Alice- ok.....will you let go of me now
A: Thats what Aro does to naughty vampires? D: Yeah, it's pretty dirty.
Demetri:I'm takeing her to my bed and if you here anyone yelling it's just her moaning. Alice: help me!
this is cool
Alice: Oh look! theres Jasper!! He's soooo gonna eat u! Demetri:NO!! *lets go n runs*
Alice-What do you think your doing? Demetri-Making you watch your brother get killed! Alice-The fight is over there. Demetri-Oh yeah.
Alice: You know, you can't choke me! Demitri: I can't?
Demetri-"You will join the Volturi, one way or another." Alice-"NO I WON'T!"
Alice-"You realize I can still tell Edward what will happen." Demetri-"Yeah, but if I get in Felix's way he'll rip my head off."
Alice- Demetri.. Let go or im getting Carlisle Demetri- Yea right!Dr.McDreamy cant help you know
alice : *makes gagging noises* demitri :duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hi
Demetri: OOHH! OHH! YA! BABY! OHHH! Alice: Umm, can you let go and stop making sex sounds??
demerti: tell me where rob is! he is sooooo hot!!alice:okay okay dont get so exicted
A:Demetri!will u let go of ur hands? D:I'm shorry ,Alice!i wish i could,but i don't want to...
alice: if jasper were here, you would be sooo dead. demetri: haha yea. sure!
alice: really? could you be anymore annoying? i hope bella doesnt trip... demetri: shh! im trying to look tough
alice:huh i just saw something........demitri: ill hurt you if you dont tell me what it is
Demitri: I want those gloves!!!!!! Alice: well they have it in red and black if u like but these r my fave pair so TOO BAD * POUTS*
Alice: hey um can u losen up abit please? Demetri: FINE!
Alice:If you like me,next time just ask me out Demetri:I like this way better
Demetri: give me the gloves and nobody gets hurt! Alice:but these are my favorite pair!
Alice: Holy crap, why is this creep trying to choke me? Demetri: Why, you ask? I love your gloves.
Demetri: I'll Kill her! Alice: Um can u liek ge this guy off of me! plz! like now!
Alice:Hey Finger weck du Biest Demetri: sei still du Schöne
Demitrijus:Kaip gaila Edwardai, turi paskutine galimybe apsispresti Alisa: "As,,, Nedaryk to edwardai, as tai tau draudziu, dar gali viska pakeisti tik apsispresk,,,
Demitrti: Im going to kill you! Alice: ....Ok....*Looks into future* Demitri: ?!?! (if there was another speech bubble)
Demetri: Say it! C'mon, just say it! Alice: No, I'm not going to.
demeti. hay baby (trys to kiss her) alice. (gasps) i'm married asshole (kicks him were the sun don't shine)
Demeti. hay baby want to go out Alice. (gasp) i'm married asshole (kicks him were the sun dont shine)
Demitri: you'd think your brother would make sure she's dead before doing all this Alice: he does heve a tendancy to believe in me more than he should
A lot of u are copying ppl. Like the hickey one i've seen 5 dif ppl posted it.
demetri:who dares to envade my privacy!!??alice:wht ever?edward helppp!!!
I want new moon to be cool because twilight' s not so gud
Demetri: Great theres nobody around... Alice: Yeh theres Jasper >:(
Demetri: hey alice, look at that chick. she's hot Alice: that's a dude!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: Oh crap, Jaspers' coming. Demitri: I'll hide the hickey
Alice- Demitri, will you please stop trying to seduce me?! Demitri- What makes you think I'm trying to seduce you? *Blushes*
Alice: you know i dont like to be forced into things Demetri: Well u have to give me back my jawbreaker, they easy way, or the hard way
ALICE:Please dont kill me!!!!DEMETRI:Haha fat chance of that!
Demetri: Oh wow, those gloves are divine! They're so silky smooth against my skin! Alice: Oh thanks, they're Dior. They had them in black too. Demetri: *Pouts* Aro never buys us nice things.
Demetri: Wow, those gloves are divine! They're so silky smooth against my arm! Alice: Oh thanks, they're Dior. They had them in black too. Demetri: *Pouts* Aro never buys us nice things!
alice: ok plz not such a killer grip! demetri: srry but tht edward witht tht hottie bella makes me want to take somebodys head off!! alice:*gulp*
Alice: Oww please demetri loosen up, your hurting me.(Pleading) Demetri : Alice you know i dont mean to hurt you. (upset) Alice: Well then let go then stupid! Demetri : Grrrrrrrrrrr!(angry) Alic e: JOKE.... joking!!!! (worried)
Alice: WOW! your hands are so soft... Demetri: Thanks I lotion them every morning
alice. jasper save me. to late. hdtk m,yfgl;'jm,l;gyh,kj