Put Words in Alice And Demetri's Mouths!

Hands to yourself, Mister!

That's a Volturi vamp known as Demetri who has his grubby little paw wrapped around poor Alice Cullen's neck in this new photo still from New Moon (thanks, Summit)! 

But aside from "gawgjhgg," we're not quite sure what Alice or the choke artist is saying.

Write your funniest suggestion in the comments below and we'll publish the best one later in the week!