We got our hands on some of the outtakes from the Entertainment Weekly photo sesh with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and we had to put them down — our hands were burning the pics were so steamy!
But for all the heat, we don't know exactly what the on-screen (and off screen?) lovers are saying. That's where you come in!
Best suggestion gets published right here later this week!
Bella: oh i miss jacob already nice warm body Edward: are you saying that you want to be with him then me
Bella:Edward somethings sticking me and if it's not you then I'm not to comfortable right now. Edward:Bella just shut up and take your shirt off
EDWARD: bella i need to know did you kiss that dog? BELLA: maybe EDWARD: TELL ME OR I'LL BITE YOU HO! BELLA: boo im so scared
bella: i love you, jacob. edward: JACOB? WHAT?! bella: let's pretend i didn't say that.
Edward-your skin is so soft Bella-I could lay like this forever
Edward: so the lion fell in love with the beautiful lamb, i love you Bella - Bella: i love you Edward <3 <3 <3
bella:i think you belong with her (meaning me) edward:yea i think ur right see ya later have fun with jacob. :D
Bella: Edward! I am about to fall! Edward: That's what you get for dating and almost kissing that freaking mutt!
Bella: I Edward I'm about to fall! Edward: That's what you get for almost kissing that freaking mutt!
edward:here is a frog bella: it peed on me ill get a wart
BELLA:OMG!HES TOUCHING MY FACE!OMG! EDWARD:IM SPARKLY AND I <3 U BELLA:UR LIKE DIAMONDS
bella: ewww u stink and ur six pack is fake u don even shower edward: wat how did u find that out the makeup poeple did a good job with my FAKE six pack
Bella:Edward,FYI UR PUSHING ME TO MY SUDDEN DEATH!I CAN SEE 2012 A LITTLE BIT FURTHER! Edward:Bella,we will die together,one way,jumping into 2012
bella: ur so hot edward: i know
Don't move Bella, there's a bug. I hate bugs get it!
bella: ur scaring me edward!! edward: SHUTUP, BELLA!!! I'LL HURT U IF U DONT!!
Bella my love for you will live with me till the ends of the earth Edward I will always love you till my life ends with the ends of the earth
Bella: How long do we have to stay here your hand is heavy and cold Edward:Sorry my love.
Bella:edward stop pushing me your hurting me.Edward:sorry i can hold u to me you feel like 100 pound.
Bella: Äh Edward! This tree is very uncompfortable! Edward: Please stay cool. For me, for the photographer and for your fans!
EDWARD:how bout we move 2 a more comfortable tree n continue BELLA:edward ur making me feel uncomfortable now
bella-im srry edward i love this tree. edward-waaaaat you cant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella- I feel so violated! Edward- Sorry, I couldn't help myself!
Bella: I'm tired Edward: u got cheese on ur neck
Bella:Im sorry Edward, but my feelings belong to this tree now Edward:Wat no u cant!
Edward: Give me my TOOTSIE ROLLS! Bella: Oh look a bug...
rob: r u ok? bella: no edward! im about to FAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! (crash) rob:...u ok now??
Bella: Is that Jacob, howl to you to Jake! Edward: Bella, thats just a wolf not a mutant hound.
Edward:U promise ill always love you Bella:i love you too!
BELLA: no!! not my beutiful neck!NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO OO!!! EDWARD: come here my little pretty! i !am goiong to have you for my afternoon snack
Edward:crap i killed her oh no great edward good on ya why dont you smack renesme against a wall while your at it quick hide the body jesus i hope shes not heavy she looks like she gained a few pounds hmm never noticed before...Bella:eh edward im not dead and you really need to see someone wait what did you mean ive gained a few....?
BELLA:AM DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH YOU EDWARD. EDWARD:I LOVE YOU WITH MY OWN LIFE BELLA.
Edward: Sleep tight, Love Bella:(faintly) I love you Edward.
Bella: I told you I wasn't growing dog hair! Edward: Just checking!
Edward: How could you do this to be, Bella? I mean, you dumped me for a DOG! Bella: Well, at least he dosen't sparkle.
Kristen: Edward? Oh Edward... My Edward... Rob: Hey, my name's not Edward!
BELLA:NO...you can not have the ktten i just found.knowing u u'll eat it. EDWARD:no bella i won't it is so cute,fluffy,and delicous i shouldn't have said that oops1
EDWARD:Oh...your acne is adorable. BELLA:oh yeah.. and you´re lipstick too. EDWARD:Oh shit I forgot!Iwas with harry in Vegas. BELLA:... EDWARD: I don´t told you but...you know...Ilive alone for 100 hundred years so...I prove everything...I LIVE THE LIFE! BELLA:And now you are proving humans. EDWARD:That´s right! BELLA:What? youi never love me ...oh i always kNEW THAT..so you proving humans , wizards- EDWARD:Men wolfs, animals... BELLA:YOU PROVE EVERYTHING!
bella:how can you love me,im nothing special.Edward:but you are.Thats why your my life now.
Edward: Admit it - you Kissed Jake Bella: He smells that bad?
Edward: Bella, it was just an enormous posionous spider..calm down! Bella: That was so not funny Edward, don't you ever drop me near a Spider's nest ever again!!
Bella: NO! You can't have the kitten I just found, knowing you, you would just eat it! Edward: No I wouldn't! It's so cute... and fluffy... and delicious... oops, I shouldn't have said that.
eDWARD;bella im SORRY i wasnt looking will u forgive me? bELLA;you idiot you promised you wouldt let me fall!!
edward:dont worry ive got you bella: is that a crocodile?
rob: wait! stop moving i'm trying to give you a wet willy! kristen: you know what i'd like you better if you actually were a misrable vampire!
Rob: hey kristen, u ok? Kisten:ummm.... no im about to faaaaaaalllll (crash). Rob: r u ok now?
Bella: Why do you keep touching my face?! Edward: I thought you liked it... Bella: Do i look happy to you?!
rob: hey,bella let me help you up,please. i know you fell and.... kristen: be quiet ! were filming the breakup sceene!
edward:will this get you to shut up? bella: yes I think so.
Edward: Are You ok? Bella: I will be if you come closer.