We just got sent this hot new New Moon still from our BFF's at Summit, and we just had to show it to you!
Unfortunately, we don't know when in the movie this is from, or what Edward and Bella are saying. So many possibilities!
Can YOU tell us? Give us your best shot, and we'll post the best one later this week!
Bella: Uhmmm... Edward? Edward: Yeah? Bella:Can you get up for a second? Your crushing my Jacob action figure. Edward: You still play with toys?
BELLA:i love u edward but can u sleep on the couch tonight im busy tonight EDWARD: what why (pulls the covers off) what the hell Bella put some clothes on Jacob its over Bella BELLA: NO why i love u EDWARD: it doesnt look like it bye (lives) BELLA: come back Jacob.
BELLA;we cant be toghter anymore because u dont wash ur hair EDWARD;but but i like to look like crap
edward: sorry bella, love i'm dumping you! bella: what this isn,t in the script! edward: oh well cya i gotta new british gf!! thats much more hotter (me breakingdawnx)
edward: umm...what are u staring at?? bella: oh, sorry its just that ... UR SO SPARKLY!!!
E: Whats under the bed? B: Ahhhh.... Jacob *Wince*
B:PAUSE! E: What? B: Your breath is horrible!
BELLA: ah yeah cut um before the kissin scene can robert lay off my lipstick and get some tic-tacs.ROBERT:shut up bella i dont use ur lipstick and i dont need a tic-tac or do i
EDWARD: can i join you? BELLA: no! ESDWARD: why? are you hiding something? BELLA: yes...im cheating on you with Jacob hes my true love and im pregnant with his baby...sorry but hes in the bed hiding from you..im surprised you havent heard his thoughts? They are probaly dirty...but dont look hes naked please dont look!
Edward: Bella, I love you. I'll go set up the couch. (ten mins later) OMFG JACOB IS MAKING OUT WITH ALICE ON THE SOFA!! Bella: lift 'em up and take em to the table. i dont wanna miss my shot. (breaking dawn) Bells: I had nessie! Edward: lets make her a few siblings!! ;)
Bella-Edward, you are gorgeous! I love you my sparkly vampire! Edward-Well, I will not change you. But, I love you, anyway!
Bella: ah.. yeah CUT... um before this kissing scene can robert lay off the lipstick and get a tic-tac. Robert:stupid garlic bagel
Edward :your breath stinks Bella :you to sparkleboy
Edward:You shouldn't have went to Volterra,idiot!You KNOW that those butthole Volturi vamps LOVE to kill humans!UGH!Stupid human! Bella:That does NOT matter!I love you,I need you,I got to have ya!I won't let those "royalty vamps" destroy OUR LOVE!Ugh!Stupid VOLTURI!!!!!
bella: IS THAT MY LIP STICK edward: ummm...uuu...no...its blood
bella: im sleepy edward: sleep ill watch over you
edward:i want to suck your blood bella:but we were doing it all night im tired
EDWARD: I'M SORRY, BUT WERE OVER! BELLA: I WAS GOING TO SAY THE SAME THING! LOL , BYE VAMP!
EDWARD:I SAW JACOB AND ALICE MAKING OUT ON YOUR COUCH! LOL! BELLA: WHAT THE HELL MOVE LET ME SEE!
Edward: I luv u but just a heads up... theres something in ur nose. Bella: Oh great! sorry u had 2 c all that!
edward: i love u but i have to leave you unprotected like a re Bella: im thinking of justdumping u and oing o hot muscular romantic sweet funny and mouth-watering Jacob Black. (lol)
Edward:i saw Jacob and Renesmee makeing out on your couch.Bella:OMG
Edward: I love her, I want her too, She is sooooooooooooo beatiful. Bella: I want you to change me KNOW.
ROBERT:Each woman should remember that the man searches for the companion of the life, instead of its mistress. BELLA:I agree. But... Relations never remain same, as in first two months after wedding
Edward: Bella, brush your teeth!! You'r breath realy stinks! Bella: *Gasps* Edward!!
Edward: Bella. . .did I REALLY look that hot in nothing but pants and a red robe? Bella: Er, you really want me to answer that?
edward: i will always love her and...... is her hair different? Bella: how could he be so stupid, i will always luv my stud man!
Edward: Bella I love you Bella:DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME!
kristen: do you have a 6 pack? rob: i have a 21 pack! (no such thing as 21 pack)
Rob- It's not like I'm gonna eat you. Kristen- I have a different train of thought.
bella: edward,y r u so sparkly?? edward: umm...i dont wanna talk about it.. ( flashback of edward putting on glitter saying "hehe!! sparkle, sparkle!!)
bella: no edward, you can't suck on my neck! edward: ohhh please! just this once, i promise i won't bite you.... but i can't make any promises....
This is what its says ( bella i love you marry me!?) (i love you to edward but...)
edward:why are you staring at me bella:im just looking in your vampire eyes
bella: edward, why do you sparkle? edward: because...i'm pretty.
Edward- I will never leave you Bella Bella- I know you'd never leave me
edward:bella,i'm sorry but...angelas really grown onto me:(bella:thats ok,because me and jake have been inceprable...and i can't have both fire and ice..edward:wha-i was only joking!i was testing u to see how u wud react if i left u..i see u dnt need me any more..so this will be the last time i will evr see u..bye bella...bella:edward i-
i'm lost in the twilight of your eyes , i'd never let you out of ma sight
Edward:when i went down stairs to get your water i saw Jacob and Nessie makeing out Bella:talk about bad timeing
bella:edward..i wet my bed. edward :dont worry i did to thats why im here to let it dry
Bella: Edward please!!! I want this I want to be like you..... Edward: I won't take your soul Bella. YOU CAN NOT ASK ME TO DO THIS!!!!
Bella.: dude u need to shave your eyebrows.!! Edward.: na ah . remember we have equal eyebrows.!! [if u see twilight w. the commentary he ses that in tha part when he has a grey shirt.!
*marry
Edward:I know this is to fast but will you mery me? Bella:OME(Ohh...my Edaward)I have to think about it first.Charlie will be so pissed off,not just Charlie but Renee too.
edward says- i love you so much!!If i leave you again and make you suffer im goin going to kill myself.. Bella says-I love you too! But plz dont say that we'll be together for ever!!
edward-bella i love you will you marry me bella-finally you ask of course ill marry you(jacob was listening and he growls in pain)bella-that stupid,moronic,idiotic,re pulsive wolf is listening i dont like you edward-i will kill this mongrel wanna come bella-duh i've been waiting to see him die since a long time lets go my super hot vampire. HAHAHA team edward for life (p.s i know jacob is hot but he i hate him)
Edward:will you marry me Bella:sure but let me go dump jacob we were dating but now that you are here who needs a moronic,idiotic wolf. HAHAHA i so hate jacob
edward: plzz forgive me bella......i luv u bella:srry edward its to late for me to take you back (srry guys i want the girl to take it slow and then te boy to beg her and stuff like that....you know what i mean, right?)
Edward: what are you staring at? Bella: well its sunny outside and you arent sparkling and the other night my sparkly makeup was stolen...
Bella:i love you edward:i love you too nash i mean bella