Put Words In Rob and Crazy Girl's Mouths!

Apparently this girl, who if you can't tell is giving a hand gesture worthy of the Volturi, isn't quite aware of a few things. Namely, how cute Robert Pattinson is, and how dangerous it is to make a vampire mad!

Okay, we think this is a scene from Rob's upcoming movie, Remember Me. Still, we haven't read a script, so we wanna know what they're saying!

Give us your best shot, and we'll post the funniest one here next week!