5 months ago
Put Words In Rob And Emilie's Mouths!
Hanging by the shore with Robert Pattinson? We had a dream like that once! (And then we woke up... *sigh*)
That lucky blonde chick right next to him is Emilie de Ravin, his costar in the upcoming flick Remember Me (the two were filming a scene in this photo).
And between the sand and surf, we couldn't help but wonder... what's going on inside their beachy brains?
Come up with the funniest suggestion you can think of and we'll print the best one later this week!
Rob- Think they've recognized me? Emilie- Try not to move your lips, they have binoculars.
i mean seriously! doesnt it look like hes holdin a book?
i mean seriously! doesnt it look like hes holdin a book?
Emilie:Ahhh....isnt the day beautiful? Rob: Totally.Sure.What ever.Did you read this?!!It's the new cover for New Moon! OMG!!! This book is amazinggggg. I mean Edward is probably soooo hot if he were real.*Dreamy*
Emilie: sorry, I called you Taylor. Rob: No problem, i called you Kristen...
emilie; *gasp* look how shiny my legs are in the sunlight i just got a wax Edward; pphh! thats not a guy subject! phhh! (thinking: awww i want mine like that!!)
Emilie:I heart taylor Swift Edward:Ya,u belong with me!
emilie; nice legs rob. rob: thanks i havent got `em waxed in a while
rob: i hate being away from kristen. emilie: well i can get your mind off of her
Emilie:Why do you love Kristen? Rob: Because I hate you!
EmIllIe:oh i wonder how many kids were gonna have *sigh* RoBeRt:I HATE CHILDREN
Robert: My legs are hairy... Emilie: Wanna make out?
Emilie: doesnt the water look so pretty Robert: Look at the wart on my leg it has a hair
edward,, I wanna go home I cant stand one min being here, plz let me go Emily... heeeee I have Edward all to my self now finaly let me think wat I am gonna do with him hmmmm....
emilie:i was like omg u didn't know me and rob were together? and kristen was li- rob are you even paying attention to me? rob: i'm sorry what? i was just day dreaming about kris- i mean no one...
Emilie:So anyways I am so happy u chose me over Kristen, we are really hitting it off! ROB: WOW I need to shave! I hope Kristen didnt see that! I'm sorry, did u say something?
emilie: i just think your so amazing and i love spending time with you im just so lucky and your so great blablabla rob:uhuh...i dont know you....
EMILIE:why arent you listening to me??hello!! ROB:huh what oh sorry i was doing something.
EMILIE de RAVIN: blah,blah,blah,blah,blah. .... ROBERT PATTINSON: Wow! my legs are really hairy, kristen wasn't lying after all.
emilie: ur hot. rob: who are you?
Emilie: Yay i get to kiss you whoo hoo * cough* not *cough* edward:what did you say kris--- emilie
Emilie: oh Rob this the most wounderful date ever! Rob: yeah i know this is a great picture of kristen`s butt! oh what did you say?
Emilie: Oh Rob this is so nice. this is the most wounderful date ever! Rob: yeah i know this is a great picture of kristen`s butt to. oh what did you say some thing?
Emilie-What are you doing. Robert- Reading my invisible paper do you wanna read the comics.
Emilie: Oh Bite Me Allready...! Rob: Yeesh, back to working with a blonde - I'm preferring Brunettes right now..
Emilie:so do you have a GF? i'll be your GF!!!! Robert: well...*thinks of kristen* i kind of go more for brunettes....
EMLIE:ughhh the role of a vmpire is doing some bad to you rob ROB: ( thinking) what can a guy doo to get a burger around here
Robert:I think theres a sand crab biting my butt Emilie: Wow He's So SEXY
ROB: I DONT THINK I COULD HAVE PICKED A BLONDER GIRL!=( EMMA: MAN! ROB NEEDS TO BRUSH HIS HAIR.
Robb:oh crap my fly is down i hope she didnt notice Emily:i dont think i should tell him his fly is down he'll be too embarrassed
Emily: Sooo...Rob...Wanna go to my house? Robert: *Texts Kristen* 'Yeah. I'm comin over there right now Kristen. Emily:Kristin? r obert:Oh shit. Sorry Em. gotta go. Emily:*mutters* asshole
Rob:Thanks for hanging out with me Emilie! Emilie: Me 2 maybe some other time!
Rob: You want to go to my house. Emilie: Sure take that kristen im doin it with your man!!!
Rob: wheres kristen when i need her Emile: WHAT!!!
Rob:i love you marry me Em: ew no im on team jacob i just wanted a friend Rob:hey kristen marry me*she yells im on team jacob sorry
Rob:I miss Kirsten!!!Can't wait to see her when we film Eclipse!!!I LOVE YOU KIRSTEN!!!
Emilie- Haha I see a Bunny!! Rob- eeewww is that a bug on me get it off!!!
Rob-Sooo..kristen do you wanna come..oh shit sorryy emilie.. Emilie-Excuse me?
Emilie "so...what's the chance of getting me a audition for Eclipse?" Rob "Dunno I suppose I could try"
Emilie: I love you Rob Robert: yeah i love you too Kristen Lmao!
Robert: Hey do u wanna kiss me? Emilie: No thanks, im on tean jacob
Emilie: Omg kristen is like sooo dumb.(i don't actually mean that peoples)Robert: OH yeah whatever (cause he's reading a magazine :P)
Emilie: Wanna hang out Rob: Sure *later on* Rob: Hey it my Girlfriend. *Kristen hits rob with her purse*
Emilie: Wanna hang out Rob: Sure *later on* Rob: Hey it my Girlfriend. *Kristen hits rob with her ourse*
Rob: Hey your pretty cute. Emilie: Sorry, I'm on Team Taylor.
Emilie: Look at this beautiful view, it's almost as... Robert: Girl, stop flirting with me
Emilie: Oh look paparazzi! Rob: Oh crap! *hiding*
Emilie:Oh look paparazzi! Rob: Oh crap! *hiding*
emily suks eggs hell i can do better then her. Kristen roks i wish i was kristen
EM: do u want to hang out tonight? ROB: ok *later at dinner* EM: whos that? ROB: Kristen my girlfriend, why do u ask? EM Oh crap