Hanging by the shore with Robert Pattinson? We had a dream like that once! (And then we woke up... *sigh*)
That lucky blonde chick right next to him is Emilie de Ravin, his costar in the upcoming flick Remember Me (the two were filming a scene in this photo).
And between the sand and surf, we couldn't help but wonder... what's going on inside their beachy brains?
Come up with the funniest suggestion you can think of and we'll print the best one later this week!
EMILIE:HEY ROB DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME ROB:SORRY IM ALREADY MARRIED ESMERALDA MARIE SALINAS CULLEN/PATTINSON *which is me*
EMILIE:HEY ROB DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME. ROB:NO IM ALREADY MARIED TO ESMERADA MARIE SALINAS CULLEN {WHICH IS ME}
EMILY: LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFLU SKY ROBERT: LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Emilie: Just look at that beautiful ocean! Robert: Just look at that beautiful pic of Kristen!
emily:i thought vampiers were frozen in time so how did your leg hairs grow back? rob:there not leg hairs i ran into a thorn bush on the way here.
Em: Who are you texting Rob? Rob: Kristen, she doesn't want me talking to you *Gets up and walks away*
rob:i don't know if i want you or kristen Emelie:who then rob:i guess i'll date both of u Emelie:....sigh
Rob:I dont want to be here without Kristen Emelie: thats so sad but funny *laughs* get over it rob.
Rob: Is that an ingrown hair on my knee? Em: Oh that so gross, Just wax already.
Em:Hey rob do you want to do something 2night?Rob:No,and I don't want 2 be hanging out with you,you're so stuck up I just want 2 be with KRISTEN!!!!!Em:FINE THEN BE THAT WAY!!!!!!!
Rob-it says right here that me and kristen shuld date .. Emilee-as if that wuld ever happen ..right rob ? ...i mean u guys have nothing rele in comon ?? ...
OMG MY CUZIN IN WORKING WITH ROBERT PATTINSON ON THIS MOVIE AND HE MITE GET ME AN AUTOGRAFF!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! sry i had 2 let my xcitment out.
emilie: wo, look at the pretty flower. rob: now THATS a cool mole! ,
Emilie: HAHA! look how much better i look if i'm smiling and sitting next to Rob. Rob: God. I'm so freaking pale!
Emilie: Hey, do you wanna go out? Rob: Sorry, I'm already going out with Amy. [which is me :P]
hey, ya know my name is emilie and is spelled exactically like that. wat do ya sy arent i lucky?!?!?!!?!
emilie:do you want to make kristen jealous! rob:i dont know!
edward baby
Rob: hey do you think we could make-out to make kristen jealous? Emilie:I divorced my husband for this?
emilie:good thing im getting a divorce!i got a hot guy with me! rob:i miss kristen!
Em: Rob can I fucking suck ur dick Rob: Idk maybe Em: Starts doing it Rob; Ohhh yeah Em; Lets do it in the beach Rob: Ok humps on her
Em: so... Rob, i was thinking maybe youd like to hang tonight Rob: you know what i would love do tonight? H2ang out with Kristen
Emma: Awwwww look at that little thing! *giggles* Rob: Don't laugh at it!
Emilie: so what you doing tonight Rob:What did you just say? cuz im trying to make plans with kristen tonight Emilie: Oh ok
Emilie:Rob will you kiss me? Rob:HELL TO THE NO!don't you no I am engaged to Kristen and + she is way hotter than you will ever be in your whole life!So don't bring that ''Will you kiss me crap on me'' BYE!
Emile:you're a great listener! Rob: oh sorry what? i was texting Kristen
em : look at that cute guy over there *smiles* rob : i thought u were with me . im EDWARD FREAKING CULLEN.well i play him but technicly i am.
emily: dang rob u have got some white legs. Rob: i kmow right. mabey i should go to a tanning booth
Emily:OMG i can't belive im this close to Rob Patz! Rob:Ughh..I can't wait to get out of here so I can go hang with Kristen.
em: rob you r soo adorablee we shoul get together you know...and ill help you forget...kristin..grr ROB: ohhh umm sure but...let me call kristin first...i wonder what shes doing right now....
emilie: don't u think that nastassja fernandez girl from newmarket ontario is so hot for her age? rob: I know... i would totally break up with kristin 4 her <3. but thats what i think hes sayin but i still totally love kristn
Emilie: Rob, who r u texting? We're supposed 2 b practicing our scene Rob:Srry, Kristen just texted me. She doesn't want me looking @ u
eMiLiE: Ur soo hot rob!!! ROBERT: Flattery will get you nowhere!! eMiLiE: Damn!!
Emilie:Nice view isnt it Rob:Sure Sure can we get ice-cream now
Emilie:Nice view isnt it Rob:Sure Sure can we get ice-cream now
Em: pop pop pop poparatzi Rob:Man this is eratating and so is the poparatzi...
Rob- hmmmmmm im not suppose to be in the sun, its bad for my skin! Emilie- but but but your soooooooo hott!
ROB: i wonder wut kristin is doing. EMILIE: idk. (or care (she thinks)) but dont worry about it. im here rob. (me, gagging at emilie. plz girl he dont want u. lol. u just wish he did like all the other girls in the world.)
Emilie-ugh will u marry me rob Rob-I love Kristen u Stupid
em;did you just fart.rob; i am not going to say anthing
Emilie: ...and this is how it would look if I was holding a cup! Rob: Sorry what? I was shocked by how pale I am in real life.
em: ohh rob, wat a beutiful day... rob? hello? rob: this little piggy went to the market, huh?
em: ohh rob, wat a beutiful day... rob? hello? rob: this little piggy went to the market, huh?
Emilie: Rob is so cute. Rob: wonder what Kristen is doing right now
Emilie: I have waited for this moment for as long as I could remember,sigh...I like u. There i said. Rob: Is she ever going to shut up can't she see I am reading something.
Emilie: Rob, I love you. Rob: In your dreams pony girl.
Emilie is old. Come on Rob! You just gave up on Nikki and Kristen! I used to like you, ya' know.I think that you should totally go back with Nikki. Emile's a backstabbing jerk!
Emilie: Rob i have a huge crush on you and i have had one for a while Rob: What, i did not hear you sorry i was texting my girlfriend.
Emilie: Rob i have a huge crush on you and i have had one for a while Rob: What, i did not hear you sorry i was texting my girlfriend.
Rob:Wow,this map looks harder than it seems.making a hot pocket is easier than this.Emilie:What are you talking about all you have to do is fnd out how to get back to hotpocketland