5 months ago
Put Words In Rob And Emilie's Mouths!
Hanging by the shore with Robert Pattinson? We had a dream like that once! (And then we woke up... *sigh*)
That lucky blonde chick right next to him is Emilie de Ravin, his costar in the upcoming flick Remember Me (the two were filming a scene in this photo).
And between the sand and surf, we couldn't help but wonder... what's going on inside their beachy brains?
Come up with the funniest suggestion you can think of and we'll print the best one later this week!
em: rob, ur so funny and cute! rob:what? sorry, i was texting my gf, kristen.
Emilie:Rob say your line Rob:Um is this the part where i bite you Emilie:Noo thats twilight Rob:Can i still bite you??
Em : isnt this nice to hang out Rob : i really need to shave my legs... Wait what did you say
Emilie:Hey do u want to go out with me sometime, maybe get somthing to drink? Rob:No i already had a date with a zombie and she is a 100 times better then u, what are u a mutint kind of thing ewwww u might infect me!!!!(dont look at her)
rob: i think i should shave my legs emilie: yeah, that's why i do it every night
i could care less about this bubble thing all i want to know is 1. why is robert with this chick and not Kristen 2. does Kristen smoke marijuana?
Emilie: Hey Rob, who's your favorite Jonas brother? Robert: Ummm, Kristen Stewart? Emilie: She's not a boy. Robert: Yeah, but she sounds like one.
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EMILIE:Hey Robd umm..so i wuz like tinking you wanna go on a date after filming?? ROB:Ewww are you serious me go on a date with you no gross...well got to go Kristen and me are going on a date..bye weirdo.
Emilie-What kind of bird is that? Rob-Eeeew! There's a bug on my leg!! Emilie! What kind of bug is this! Kill it!!!! PLZ!
Emilie: Isn't the ocean beautiful, Rob? Rob? ROB? ROB!!!? Rob: Shut up, Emilie!
E)*thinking- why is one of my legs shiny and the other one is peler than robs* hey rob wanna go out? R) 157,158,159,160, yeah i grew leg hairs!!
em) so rob what you want to do later? or we can just do it now!!! * leans in to kiss rob* rob) (texting kristen)* looks up and gets ambushed by emilies lips, but pushes her away* WTF are you doing??? i gotta go....uhh....get away from you, you crazy person
emily: u kno i luv the sun. rob: wow my legs r pale. mayb i rlly am a vampier! must...go...hide...
E) Rob you know your the most hottest and funniest guy ive ever seen. I cant belive i'm sitting with you its an honor. I LOVE YOU ROB! OMG! Did I just say that out loud. Sorry. R) Umm... odd I got to go make out with Kristen. Um .. er bye *Gets up and runs crazy away*
Emily: rob, your the most sweetest, most sensitive guy i have ever met! *kisses rob passionatly* Rob: ummm yeah, about that, ummm i dont know how to put this but, uhhh, im not single, i love kristen stewart, and uhh, i got to go meet her when she gets off the plane, shes comming to visit me. *puts sun glasses and coat on so no one will reconize him*
E)You Know Rob I can't beleive I'm actually sitting on the beach with THE Robert Pattinson *smiles* I mean your such a great person.and your funny.and caring... R)...What?Errr...uh Yah.Um I gotta go meet Kristen for our dinner date.Later!*gets up and runs like there's no tomorrow*
ok heres another on Em:WTF are u staring at Rob Pattz:uuugh!!!look at that!!!I pooped the zit on my leg!!!JACKPOT!!!
Em:SO what do you wanna do tonight??? Rob Pattz:(texting kristen)Errr...what!!??? nothing with you that is!!!
Em:SO what do you wanna do tonight??? Rob Pattz:(texting kristen)Errr...what!!??? nothing with you that is!!!
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em:why are you starring at your leg! anyway you hot rob: um who are you.i like kristen.and um don't talk to me and look like kristen and not ugly betty
em:robert i love you hello hello! rob: (texting) uh what oh i hate you too
E: so i was thinking we could go out later tonight. R: ugh do you ever shut up?
Emilie: u noe we should be talking about our relationship and stuff. rob r u listing to me Rob: what iz on mi leg right now???? eeewww iz it a bug or something? o wait what??
R: OMG theres a vampire ant on my leg... i must burn it!! E:haha your such a joker R: yea hehe joking....right
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E:Why are you staring at your leg?Is something wrong?R:OMG! I HAVE A PIMPLE ON MY LEG!
emilie:omg omg OMG!!!HE IS SOOOO HOT. rob;AM I REALLY THAT HOT THAT SHE HAS TO SCRAM IT IN HER HEAD???.................. ...............Oh ofcorse i am silly rob!!!!
E: I had fun last night!! R: I'm glad someone did!
e:OMG ur soo hot!! r:ewwww like no I LUVVV Kristen... n not yu
e:wow your soo pale! r: well of course they are! i am a vampire, after all.
Emilie: Your smart,and caring... Rob: 156 leg hairs 157 leg hairs...
E: I think we have pretty good chemistry! R: Umm..Do you mind putting on a black wig, red lipstick, some leather pants and not talking...ummm, also how about wearing this perfume Kristen wears?
Emily...DANG BOY UR LEGS ARE WHITE Robert... ITS A VAMPIRE THING SWEETY U WOULDNT UNDERSTAND
"i love Kristen Stewert"
hi imawesomeandcool. i like your name.
Emily: Wait! whats that picture! Ur kissing Kristen Stewart!!
Do not disturb! im reading a new issue of J-14
any one wanna chat cuz i am on how are you guys
lol to princess57, me and mah friend think thts soo funny
lol to princess57, me and mah friend think thts soo funny
emilie: you have to forget about bella edward move on she has so why dont you move on with me? robert: i can never move on emilie i love bella so much more then my pathetic life i need to see her know!!!
Emilie[dissapointed] so you aren't single anymore Robert[ignoring her] am i getting a tan? Nooo vampires don't tan!Oh nevermind
Emilie:So you aren't single anymore, that is too bad. Robert[ignoring her]: Am I getting a little tan? I can't be I need to film Eclipse!
Emily: I can't believe you're dating KRISTEN STEWART!!! Rob: I know. I'm finally dating her. Why? Are you jealous?
Emilie: So Rob, what do you say? Will you marry me? Rob: Hehe, leg hair...
ROB- sorry kristen is calling EMILIE- yeah you just cant get enough of her can you
emilie=im gay. rob=yeah im dating kristen stewart!finlley.
ew!!!!!she like 30.