5 months ago
Put Words In Rob And Emilie's Mouths!
Hanging by the shore with Robert Pattinson? We had a dream like that once! (And then we woke up... *sigh*)
That lucky blonde chick right next to him is Emilie de Ravin, his costar in the upcoming flick Remember Me (the two were filming a scene in this photo).
And between the sand and surf, we couldn't help but wonder... what's going on inside their beachy brains?
Come up with the funniest suggestion you can think of and we'll print the best one later this week!
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile:Rob whatever your trying to hide its not working.Rob:Emile do u ever shut up im tryin to txt Kristen
Emile;Rob what are you doing??Rob;nothing just trying 2 thxt kristen
Rob- Dang! Why did i bring blood to drink,now its all over me! Emilie- Lets get out of here! The vampries are gonna come!
rob- i get more service back in forks! where are my verizon posse? i need to call kristen! emilie- forget about kristen. make me a vamprie and we can run away together to get you better service!
Emily-Ahhhhh,Icould really go for some Hot Pockets right now. Robert,(With a mouth full of Hot Pockets)-What?
Emilie: OMG so glad I wore my sunnies, the glare off your legs in intense. Robert: I know, Hugh Grants got nothing on me.
Emilie: OMG so glad I wore my sunnies, the glare off your legs is unbeliveableGr Robert: I know, Hugh Grants got nothing on me.
Rob: alright its time to get rid of this bee-otch! Emilie:did you say somethin? Rob:no..(grabs knife from pocket) Emilie:hey whats that for? Rob:killin you... Emilie:i knew you were bad i like it...hey there is something on your leg. Rob:what? *looks at leg* Emilie:*grabs knife and stabs rob in leg* i got it! mwah ha ha ha!!
Emilie: Your so smart and caring and.... Rob: 157 leg hairs, 158 leg hairs, 159 leg hairs.... lol thats funny jazzy1237
emile: umm rob şeey ben sana çok önemli bişey söylemek istiyorum..um nasıl anlatsam. rob:lanet olsun bu çikolata sosu buraya nasıl damlamış...aa pardon ne demiştin.. emilie:of:):) yoo yok bişey
Rob:Ugh!Do you smell that?!? Em:hehe i haz gas. sowwy.
Em:Ooh god. how are we gonna get back up that hill behind us. Rob:I'll push your bum up after I'm done reading my invisible news papers.
Rob:This isn't my meadow and she aint Kristen! Emilie:I wish this was his meadow and I could be Kristen!
i know this is whay off topic but do you want to know what begles were used for in the olden days? the guys that didn't have wifes would have sex with the begles thats why they have the hole in the center.
EMILIE: Rob you'r so hot do you whant to go out with me. ROB: Sorry can't talk thinking of Bella Swan.
EMILIE:U need a tan rob. it's 2009 get a spray tan gosh... ROB:Well i need 2 stay all vampirey 4 new moon
Rob- wow my legs are so white i really think i am a vampire now Emilie- Thats why im not looking at you your so white its blinding
no my friend gave me that idea but sorry :(
emilie *i just love watching the birds fly by. sigh.* rob *i think one just pooed on me...*
Emilie: This is peaceful. where is everyone? Rob: I hung a sign up at the entrance saying i just farted. P.S PERSON UNDER ME U TOTALLY STOLE MY IDEA FOR THE INVISIBLE BOOK THING LOOK DOWN AND YOU SEE THAT I HAD MINE FIRST
EMILLE- Wow this is so nice out here I think I mig... ROB- SHHH... I'm reading my invisible magazinge!!!
Emilie: Uhhh... Rob? I think you just wet yourself? Rob: What?!
Emilie-watis that?... is that a giant hot dog?! Robert-No thats a whale!!!!!!!!!! i know its weiord buts thats all i could think of
Roib:Dude whats on my pants? Emilie:ooh look Rob theres a family of ducks oooh soo cute!!!
emilie:ugh, get me out of the sand. i want somewhere much more comfy to sit with robby! rob:do you see how pale my legs are? it's not just me, right. Gosh, i've been spending too much time with my pale vampire friends! CURSE YOU EDWARD CULLEN!
rob: y is there dirt on my leg?? emilie: i really think you shoud not date kristen...i am like..sooooo much better...
rob: why is there dirt on my leg? emilie: i dont think you shud date kristen...i am like soo much better..
Rob: OMG OMG is this happening to you everything is soooo black i'm scared Emilie: Stupid your wearing sun glasses and are you scared of the dark? hahahhaha
emilie: and ur so nice..and cute and awesome and... Rob: is that really how hairy my leg is???
Rob: i'm supposed to be sparkling!!! Emilie: would u be mad if i told u i was a werewolf??
Emilie: You know, I really think we should hook up sometime! Rob: 1 sand grain, 2 sand grains. 3 sand-- HEY!! a subway $5 Footlong!
emilie my god its such a beautiful day today rob god my legs are so WHITE!! grr
emilie:rob, i love you an- rob: hold that thought i got a text
Emilie:...and thats why i broke up with my boyfriend. Rob: DARN! i sat on an ant hill...sorry did you say something?
Emilie: Your so smart and caring and.... Rob: 157 leg hairs, 158 leg hairs, 159 leg hairs.....
EMILE:These Capri-Suns are really good!!!! ROB:Yea, I know. (mutters): They're beer so I can get you drunk.... EMILE: What? ROB: Oh, nothing, just think I spilled some juice. (mutters): Great, I spilled beer, I'll have to ask Kristen for some stain tips.
Rob: i told youi couldnt hold it emille: smile maybe noone will notice