5 months ago
Put Words In Rob And Emilie's Mouths!
Hanging by the shore with Robert Pattinson? We had a dream like that once! (And then we woke up... *sigh*)
That lucky blonde chick right next to him is Emilie de Ravin, his costar in the upcoming flick Remember Me (the two were filming a scene in this photo).
And between the sand and surf, we couldn't help but wonder... what's going on inside their beachy brains?
Come up with the funniest suggestion you can think of and we'll print the best one later this week!
emilie: hey rob.... i dont think u had this much fun with kristen!!! rob: *looking bored* mhmmm sure i didn't.....
EMILLE- Wow, the sun is bright. Even with sun glasses ROBERT- Yeah thats why I'm not looking at it. (whispers) Retard.
ROBERT- Man I can't win stinking game of ink ball or solitare! Stupid phone. EMILLE- The phone isn't stupid... the user might be.
EMILLE- Rob when is lunch? I'm freaking starving... hey what do yo... (Robert interrupts) ROB- Hotpockets!!!!!
Emilie: Oh look at the hottie surfing Rob!! Rob:Damn,,i think i spilled some jucie on my pants!
rob- i think i have some animal in my legs Emilie- just bite him
Rob: OMG!!!!! is that Mine? Emilie: Do we need another Anatomy Lesson?
Emilie: Rob your tanning! Rob: OME I should be sparkling!
emille: look at all your fans in the ocean Rob: just keep your head down and maybe they wont notice
Rob:Woah, we're in the sun and I'm not sparkling! Emillie:Hey rob, would you be mad if i told you i'm a werewolf?
ROB; Hey Em, do you think if I shaved my legs I'd be able to run faster, and steal Bella away from Jacob? EMILLE; Sure Rob, heh, whatever you say. Now smile, the camera's are here.
Rob-i wonder if i can stick my head in my butt Emille-ROB!!!look at that naked sand
ROBERT- Dude you just kicked sand in my pants EMILLE- Hehehe, yes!
EMILLE- Wow Rob you could use a tan ROB- No Darn i forgot the sunscreen
Emilie: Hey look! Jacob Black! Rob: UGH! THIS IS MY MOVIE!
rob - theres a really looking bug on my pants ... emily- stop it your imbarrasing me .. just look and amile
Emilie: You know, I think we're really clicking! Rob: ZZZZzzzzzzz... ~by: i_love_edward
Emilie: Haha you have a bug on your leg :) Robert:OMG OMG OMG A BUG!!!!!!!
ROBERT: HEY EMILIE I THINK I FOUND BURRIED TRESURE!!!!! EMILIE: O.M.G REALLY?THATS GREAT CUZ YOU'LL NEED IT AFTER ALL THE TWILIGHT MOVIES ARE DONE.
robert:heyyy i think i found weed!!!!!!!!!! now wheres kristen so we can smoke this together?? Emilie:heyy ur ditching me for kristen and weed is bad for yuhh.
Emilie: my legs are so smooth compared to Rob's... then again, he is a guy... Rob:Aww Man! I missed a spot on my thigh! Wait... i just had the sunscreen in my hand... this is spooky!!!!
Emilie: Sun, Sand and a sexy guy, Kristen dont know what she's missing! RObert:Aww i have cut, where is Kristen to kiss it better!
Emilie: I can't belive I'm sitting right next til Robert Pattinson Rob: I wish Kirsten was here :-(
Emilie: It's nice to be playing someone other than that annoying lady from "Lost" for a change.. Rob: Did I leave the iron on?
Emilie: It is funnier to be here, under the sun with me, instead under the rain with Kristen, isnt it? Rob: Well, at least i could get some color in my legs.. oh my! they are so pale white.. Kristen was right!
Emilie: It is funier to be here under the sun, with me, instead under the rain with Kristen, isn it? Rob: Well, at leas i could get some color in my legs, oh my!.. they are so pale white! Kristen was right.
Emilie: what a beutiful day. Robert: I dont get it. Why am i not sparkling?
Emilie:dont you just love the beach Rob? Robert:OMG whats crawling up my leg??
Emile: Robert look there are your fans in the water! Robert: UMM I don't want to look hide my face. Can't I get a break from them!! Guess going to England is the only way!
Emilie: What are you doing even though I'm not looking? Rob: Performing my new magic trick. The Invisible Book.
Emilie: I think I want a Hot Pocket. Rob: That was Twilight. I like bagels now.
Emilie: I think I want a Hot Pocket. Rob: that was Twilight. We're into Pizza now.
Emilie: You might be a strong vampire, but you can never escape me! Robert: I really wish that I was only acting like I could read minds because I really didn't need to know what you wanted to do with me.
Emilie: Um, I thought you were suppposed to sparkle. Rob: Sparkle? Sparkle where? You mean my legs aren't bright enough for you?
Robert:hmmm i wish kristen was here cuz your boring Emilie:Come on is Kristen as sexy as this Robert:you call your self sexy funny.
Rob: crap did i forget pants again? Emilie: Dont make me look
robert:hey look at my leg its so sexy.Emilie: I would if it wasent so hairry.
Should have read you do nothing for ME without it in my last comment. OOPS
Emilie: Rob could you go put on your vampire make-up? You do nothing for without it. Rob: BITE ME EMILIE!
Emilie: Rob would you please put on your vampire make-up? You do nothing for me without it. Rob: BITE ME EMILIE
emilie:*whispering*dont do it,dont do it,dont do it rob:do what? emilie:oh nothing!just thinking of the kiss we got...can i have another one? rob:*LOOKING DOWN LAUGHING*erm...NO! emilie :*talking to herself*told you not to do it *talking to rob*haha...just kidding rob:*thinking*yea right
Rob: Must finish texting. Emilie: OK you need to seriously wash your hair.
Emille- Get me out of here!! Rob- Wow, I have nice legs!
i meent rob on my last comment
Rob:Who stole my iPod NANO?Emilie:*giggles and snorts*ME!!Rob:Retard.Emi lie:What did you just call me?Rod:...uh,nothin'.
Emillie : um......r ob i think ....... nevermind Rob: what what!? * oh snap my fly is open!*
EMILLE- Yeah, Rob if I were you I would be looking at myself to. ROBERT- What?!?! No... I... I was just... shutup.
Emilie:man your breath smells like Kristen Rob:well I kissed her I twilight and New Moon so I'm going to smell like her idiot
Emilie: Ha!Ha! Rob wet his pants! Rob: No! I swear I didn't! I...I...I just spilled my drink is all.
emilie:rob are you okay rob:someone replace her with kristen